Say Hello to 2014

Reference is made to our "Say Hello to 2012" post dated 31.12.2011. We wish to inform our readers that you had survived 2012 and 2013. Hereby, we congratulate for your awesomeness.

Too much memo for works. Let's get back to normal writing.

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So, what happen in 2013?

A lot of thing happen. Good or bad. Proud or shame. Too lazy to share.

Let's look back what I wrote for my lifetime resolution. Something like a bucket list, a list that I need to accomplish before I die.

1. Master my piano keyboard.

2. Buy a drum set and master it.

3. Buy a bicycle.

4. Own an imported car.

5. Buy a new house with a great sound insulation KTV room.

6. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life.

Deadline: Before I die.

The only thing I already done is the fifth one, own a house but didn't manage to modify one of them into KTV room. Dafuq i need KTV room for? So i think no.5 can take out of the list.

Since it's end of 2013, I'm gonna add more items into my list.

1. Master my piano keyboard. [Gotta start the lesson when back to Kuching]

2. Buy a drum set and master it. [After piano, maybe]

3. Buy a bicycle. [Yea! Will get one!]

4. Own an imported car. [Target: End of 2014]

5. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life. [Uh.... I need to learn how to cook an awesome nasi lemak first]

6. Try Bungee Jump [I mean gotta try right? I'm super afraid of height. I tried twice space shot in Genting and I alsmot die, but I'm still alive. If bungee jump success, may be try sky diving]

7. Get a diving certificate [underwater one XD]

8. Participate GO BALD event.

9. Get a TATTOO!!!

10. Travel a new place every year.

Deadline: Before I die.

That's all for today guys. I wish to thanks all my loyal readers which I believe total number is around 7 people only, however, I'm glad to have you to read all my boring and slow updated blog.

In 2014, more throwback posts about my achievements from 2012 will be updated. Stay tune!

Let's end this post with an awesome video.


2013: What Brought Us Together

Happy New Year!!!

P/S: Wonder why I didn't write "Say Hello to 2013" though. Why I miss it?

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Tutorial: How to Blog?

My blog is not dead, Mr. a. Wrong guess, take that! Haha!

I prefer blogging my personal life stories compared to updating daily life in Facebook because I feel safe in here. Less people visit my blog.

Facebook is our best stalking platform nowadays, it's not used to connect people anymore, but it's a bitchy-attention whore-showoff-gossip-stalker platform for "friends".

It's like hey check out AAA! He's got a new girlfriend, wonder what happen to the previous one. Hey! BBB's wife just pregnant, poor guy! Hey, CCC got a new expensive gift from boyfriend, show off biatch! Hey, check out how many fries DDD had in her chicken chop plate and guess what colour is her drink!

K, i'm a facebook hater.

Anywhere, today I'm going to teach u how to blogging like a pro, step by step.

Here we go.

1. Copy all photos out from your phones or cameras into a folder.

Pro Tips: No people wants to see your bulk photos gallery, you lazy ass. Don't fricking upload all your photos on facebook or blog!



2. Organize your photos in separate folders properly for your convenience to blog later.



3. Upload to free photo management site like Photobucket.

4. Get those image links and post it in your blog drafts.

Pro tips: If you have any TOKONG ideas before you blog or during you pang sai session in toilet, note it down in your phone or quickly open your blog to draft it with cool title. It can be one of your millionaire dollar idea.


In case you don't know what is tokong.


5. Write some article relevant to your photos. Your photos is your ideas on blogging. No people wants to read thousand words.

Pro tips: Do not post your photos without sentence or captions. You are not professional photographer, your photos worth nothing. No people understand what u snap.

6. Save your billion idea posts, double check for grammar error, go temple pray and ask for appropriate date to post it.

Pro tips: And forget the to post them for the rest of your lifetime.



That's how I got 20% drafts of my total posts in my blog.

Now you know why my blog updates so slow XD

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Christmas Present Wishlist

I found my Christmas present wishlist already!



It's so grumpy and cute at the same time!

And also it's time to greet my fellow readers a very happy..



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Punishment of Sex

A quote from two and a half men.



If you think of it, can't agree more~



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What the Core?

Here is a very good explanation on the difference between  Dual Core 1.7 GHz and Quad Core 1.4 GHz.



Question:

What is the advantage for both of the processor - Dual Core 1.7 GHz and Quad Core 1.4 GHz?

Answer:

Let's say 2 nos of Seng Yong and 4 nos of Kar Fye compete in an essay copycat contest.

Seng Yong can copy 1.7 sentence per second while Kar Fye can copy 1.4 sentence per second.

After a minute, 2 nos of Seng Yong copies 204 sentences and 4 nos of Kar Fye copes 336 sentences.

It's obvious that 4 nos of Kar Fye is working faster than 2 nos of Seng Yong.

However during lunchtime, Seng Yong needs to eat 1.7 bowl of rice while Kar Fye needs to eat 1.4 bowl of rice.

2 nos of Seng Yong only eat 3.4 bowls but 4 nos of Kar Fye eat 5.6 bowls.

Processor's speed is sentence copying speed and power consumption is bowls of rice they eat.

Conclusion: The more core you have, the more power it consumes; The higher your processor's speed, the faster your handphone / computer's speed. Well, you know what I mean.

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Have you ever been so MAD?

Have you ever been so mad about someone's grammar that you want to flip your table?

She's one of my randomly added stranger in wechat.





















Her English gives me headache every time I read updates in wechat and I believe my fellow grammar nazi readers are ready to launch their nuclear to her location.

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Childhood Ruined

Kimberly:" I like Hello Kitty!"



Me:" Hello kitty isn't cute at all. Pikachu is cuter!"

Kim:" No! I love Hello Kitty more! I got hello kitty bag hello kitty this and hello kitty that!"



And I grabbed her hello kitty fan over.


Wait...

Me: "Why is it cute? It got no mouth!"


For...

Kimberly:" That's why it's cute!"


It...

Me:" Wait a minute..."


Childhood...

Me:" That's not its nose! That's a mouth! "


Ruined Forever...

Me:" It's doing a O shape mouth!"

She grabbed it back and stared at the fan.

And laughed out loud.



Poor girl, she can never unseen this forever again.





Troll.

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Wiwi Loves Massage

The other day I was going to show off my late hamster's overload cuteness video to my new friend.

I uploaed one of his video on youtube about how I massaged his back and he stood still for me to molest.

I remember I used to named the video as "Wiwi loves massage" so i search it in youtube and the results came out.



Dafuq?



Youtube dafuq?

I didn't massage wiwi like that, ok?

But, thank you for your suggestion.

I will keep the records for my future reference.

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Our Education Is Killing Our Creativity I

Remember I wrote this post about creativity?



And just now I read about this 9gag post.



I got my own story about the limitation of creativity growing in our education system.

The other day I was sitting in living room and overheard my sister in law checking her daughter's homework.

Renee had her colouring homework done.

She's colouring her elephant into pink colour.

Her mother scolded her:" Why your elephant is in pink colour? It's suppose to be grey! You are wrong! Later your teacher scold you!"

I'm thinking this type of accusation is not correct, if she has her imagination, just let her imagination fly.

Don't attempt to pull her to ground just like how we adults live for the rest of our life.

I think the dinosaur parenting is what parents nowadays should do.

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I think I'm just fall in love~

Awwwwwwwwwww~

Don't look at me and smile like that~



My heart skip a beat~

GIF source+Video source

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Why can't you learn from him?

This (真心话) make me bei tahan.


Source

Girl: Go away! I don't want to talk with you! Why Stacy's boyfriend so nice to her? Why can't you learn from him?

(真心话): But... Stacy is a lot prettier than you...

A truth that can never be told.

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Actually my birthday is on 30th January!

Cute story.

I was in Kuching for short holiday and that day coincidentally is my niece, Renee's birthday. I bought her two wrapped gifts and passed to her after our dinner.

She grabbed it silently and looked very shy.

My nephew, Alvin and other niece, Kimberly saw this and have this sparkling eyes and there's rainbow vomit from their mouth.



Kimberly asked me if I'm coming back on 26th of October because that's her birthday! I said no I wont be back that time because it's too close with my current holiday. I still bought her present in the end though.

I went back home and tell Renee that you didn't greet thank you just now and that is very rude.

She came to me and say thank you many times and that's adorable. I request a kiss from her and she gave it to me.



Then, her brother, Alvin came to me.

He said:" 你知道吗，小叔？很多人都以为我的生日是在四月。其实我的生日是在30th January! / You know what, Xiao Shu? Many people think that my birthday is on April. Actually my birthday is on 30th January!"

I almost burst out laughter but I tahan kin.

This poor kid was clearly want a birthday gift from me too but too shy to tell me he wants it so he INDIRECTLY told me his birthday date.

Kids nowadays, tsk tsk tsk.

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What I got for my birthday?

Hey, what you got for your birthday?



I got older!!!

I'm glad somebody wish me happy birthday and surprised they remember it.

I have this birthday-memories-disability-syndrome thus i can't remember anyone's birthday. I needs to be reminded by others on others birthday so usually I didn't greet people happy birthday. No quite a fan of birthday celebration :3

On 24th October many people greet me happy birthday and I said today not even my birthday!

Then I realized I selected random birthday during register a new Facebook account and it notified everyone on Facebook.

Still, I'm glad someone care. Thanks to Warren and Janice.

And special thanks to Fiona, YunMay, Michelle, Venice , Jenny and fellow brotherhood who remember my birthday without any notification *shy*

I love you all.

Coming up next: cute story about my niece and nephew. Stay tuned.

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LOL Youtube Channels

I would like to introduce my subscribed LOL channels to my friends who play LOL.

You will enjoy a lot with these channels as they upload almost daily.

1. League of Legend Official Channel

Official channel which provides information of patch updates and champions spotlight. Check out the cool cinematic below.


League of Legends Cinematic: A Twist of Fate

2. Jump in the pack
Provides daily top fails video and league shorts.



3. Garena Singapore
Uploads matches between SEA pro teams.

4. Protatomonster
Provides top play weekly or monthly but i prefer Jumpinthepack.



5. Machinima Realm
My most favourite channel, provides variety videos for Lol, dota2 and minecraft.

Their Random Lol moments always make me laugh out so hard especially with the lonely souls music.

They also provide LOL play tips and tricks and pro player series.



6. Instalok
Quality parody related to LOL



That's all for now.

Enjoy.

Jinx:" Rules are made to be broken, like buildings. Or people!

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Tua Pek Kong

Regarding to the current issue that government trying to ban others to use the name of their god in other religion, I need to voice out my opinion.

I am curious seeing they are trying to splash their blood to defend or monopoly the name of their god and forbid others to use in their bible.

I mean, for what? I think it's an honour for your god to exist in others religion bible isn't it? Like your god had been everywhere and thus his existence appear in multiple bible.

Now, you're denying others religion's god, that's mean you are denying the same god which appear to be your god too?

Why the big trouble?

It's not that other religion print the god's name on their panty and wear it during praying? They did no harm either. It's in bible, they just read.

I had been a Taoist by following my family's tradition. I pray in Tua Pek Kong temple once in a while since I was young. So, Tua Pek Kong basically is my only god even I'm a free thinker.



So, I would like to welcome other religions to use Tua Pek Kong as your god.

No worries, if your god is banned, we are welcome to let you use Tua Pek Kong.

Don't take this as an insult to Tua Pek Kong.

I respect Tua Pek Kong very much because i was blessed by him so many times, FOR REAL but that will be my other stories.

Anywhere if you don't like Tua Pek Kong, we have other selections like , Datuk Kong, Guan Kong, Guan Yin Niang Niang and Amitabah.

Again, I have no intention to insult Taoism but to show that Taoism have the generosity of sharing compare to others.

Thank you.

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What does my mom say?

Wow, this post has been hidden far behind in my draft list. Still decide to post it because I think it's funny.

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So, I broke up with her in the previous 5 years run relationship, all of my friends and family thought we're going to be together forever but it didn't.

Usually people will ask me about her and I would explain that we broke up already.

Most of them was like...

"OMG! I didn't know! I'm sorry for this and that!"

"IS IT???? Didn't you two engaged already? OMG?!"

"What happen??!"

Something like above.

Anywhere, some of my friends reacted differently which totally make me don't know how to respond back.

Here are the top 3 reacts that I think it's worth to share with you all.

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1.

My sis encouraged me to inform my mom personally rather than let her know the news from other people.

So, I called mom in the phone and chit chat a bit, then I tell her:" Mom, I broke up with her already."

Mom:"....."

There was like 10 seconds awkward silence.

Me:" Hmmmm.... yea we broke up."

Mom:"....."

I was wondering if the line was disconnected then she answered:" Quarrel is it?"

Me:" No la, there are some problems since long time ago, but it has to be ended."

Mom:" Ok."

OK? I was like that's it? Ok?

I totally don't know how to respond, LOL!

After the phone call, I figured out that my single mom raises all the 6 children to successful adult but I think none of them ever discuss or share serious relationship problem with her.

That's why she don't know how to react, but I know she must has a lot of questions to ask but she kept them in her heart.

Oh mom~

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2.

o.o asked:" Where is her already?"

Me:" We broke up already."

I was waiting for "I'm sorry to hear that" stuff but her respond kinda make me speechless.

o.o:" Good for you lo... Like me, want to break also don't know how..."

Then, I comfort her and asked her what happen etc.

I didn't expect that I'm the one who comfort her since I'm the victim here, LOL!

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3.

0.0 asked:" I heard you break up with her already?"

Me:" Yes indeed."

0.0:" I'm f-ing happy for you! Good!"

Me:" ....."

I seriously don't know how to react.

I didn't expect someone to congratulate me for this sad incident.

I just gave him a derp smile.

I also didn't know that he's our relationship hater since he didn't mention anything before this.

Lol!

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Ok, that is the top 3 react, hopefully you are entertained by my story.

Nope, I will not tell who are the no.2 and no.3.

Cheers.

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True Facts

My school subject would be all ACEs if my teacher teach like this.


True Facts About The Angler Fish


True Facts About The Sea Pig

The narrator is definitely a genius. I'm having so much fun watching his videos.


Sad Cat Diary

Youtube Channel: zefrank1

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Kiss with eyes open

Question:

In movie every scene is like this,

and we do it everytime when we kiss,

but why we need to close our eyes?

It's so weird.

Is it more comfortable?

Or just to avoid awkward while staring in each other?

Do anybody know why?

Reply:

Once, I tried open my eyes while kissing,

He's opening his eyes too at the same time,

It's ok for me, not so weird,

After all we're not stranger too,

But just to remind you that you need to clean up the mirror after you did that.


Source

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Tanjung Aru Beach Sunset

I like to stop by Tanjung Aru Beach to have a look at this marvelous sunset view.



Photo took with iphone 4.

I FUCKING LOVE THE KK'S SUNSET VIEW!

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Snapseed.

I found out this iphone photography apps simply stunning in editing landscape photos. Take a look.


Drama mode.


Vintage mode.


Grunge mode.

Currently use as my wallpaper.

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Bear and Rabbit

Bear: I'm so silly, I only know how to appreciate after I lost it.

Rabbit: Don't be frustrated, I lost it after I learn how to appreciate it.

Bear: Thank you, I feel better now.

Source

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I Forgot My Phone

I Forgot My Phone

It's sad isn't it?

Since when we forget to enjoy the friends gathering without keep pressing our phone?

Since when we forget to enjoy the life around us without taking photos and upload to social media instantly with our phone?

May be it's time for us to put down the phone when there's human beings around us.

I remember how i got annoyed by her when she started to press her smartphone non-stop on every dates after she get a new phone.

I remember how i got annoyed by friends who take photos and chatting on apps during dinner when we're supposed to talk and enjoy the food.

I remember how many times i didn't notice pretty girls around me during walking in shopping mall or eating dinner in a restaurant.

Smartphone actually turn me into a socially-awkward penguin and turn people around me into invisible.

Anywhere, allow me to start first.

Cheers.

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Newspaper report

Sometimes, I don't understand why newspaper publish news like this.


Female and male grasshopper mating.

Yesterday, one of our reader saw a mating process of grasshopper. He decided to share with us because it's rare to see grasshopper mating.



MaZhu shows herself?

Yesterday, someone saw a mazhu-look-alike cloud on the sky and thinking that it's "Ma Zhu" showing herself. Thus, he took a photo and share with our readers. Last year, he wanted to build a temple for "MaZhu" but was stopped for some reasons. He was very angry and quit his job as minister.

It looks like a middle finger to me though -_-



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My Japanese Girlfriend

Another translation by momojojo newbie translator.

For the sake of my reader who don't know how to read mandarin, I translate another article for him. Please bear with my English. Enjoy.

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Nickname: Genius has their limit but not stupidity.

Birthday: 1984/04/01

Location: Taiwan

Love Story: My Japanese Girlfriend

I met her in a shopping mall.

I think fate is a wonderful thing.

On that day, I didn't have a plan, I just want to go to shopping mall to enjoy their air-cond.

Out of the blue, I saw her.

She wasn't that tall, just around 150 but I think I shouldn't judge her because I'm only 170.

She stood right there and staring around, looking left and right,

it's like she's looking for something else (PS: I didn't know she's a Japanese yet)

I took a deep breath, brace myself and went to talk with her

Not sure if I'm too pushy or because of the barrier of language, she scared by me,

continuously saying "Huh~~~~" and looking left and right more rapidly

Luckily one of the shopkeeper saw our situation and came to offer me his help

With his help, I was able to recognize her even more

I really appreciate the shopkeeper's help, without his assist at the right time,

I will never come this close with her

Of course we had more romantic stories and the story how I invited her back to home,

but due to our privacy, I decide not to expose too much information

Recently after going home from work, the happiness is beyond everything in my life after I see her waiting for me inside my room.

I figure may be it's Japanese's culture, she's a quiet person and always do her own thing silently beside me,

Sometimes when she's beside me and I accidentally fall to sleep, she's not angry at all and I believe that's what I love her the most.

Remember last time I stayed alone in this house, the weather was extremely hot especially on summer,

My body was covered with sweat, the room was hot and stuffy but since the day she was here,

She brought the breeze air into my life and blow out every sadness from my life

Many of my friend asked me why don't I look for Taiwanese instead of Japanese.

For me, it's very hard to describe.

Sometimes, when you see her and you know she is the one

I have been dating with her for almost 2 years, we already spent around 500 days together, Taiwanese or Japanese doesn't really matter to me anymore.

I really appreciate the days she accompany me so loyally, along the period she stay with me, the electricity bill has increased, I have to turn off aircond just to save my bill,

I'm sure she's very hot, but she never left me and I'm touched...

Thank you, my SHARP PJ-B3CLL electric fan

I wish to tell everyone that...

I love the way you shake your head left and right, and bring the cooling wind into my life.

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一、PTT ID：remex724

二、暱稱：天才有極限，愚蠢則無。

三、生日：1984/04/01

四、所在地：台中

五、戀愛史：

我跟她是在一個大賣場裡面認識的

我想緣分就是這種很奇妙的東西

那天 我本來也沒什麼計畫 只是單純想到大賣場吹吹冷氣

突然 她的身影就這樣映入了我點眼簾

身高不算高 目測大概150左右 不過我也才170 所以就不好意思嫌人家太多

來來回回經過了好幾次 可是她還是留在原地

好像在尋找什麼一樣 一直在左右的東張西望 (PS:這時候我還不知道她是日本人)

我深呼吸了一下 鼓起了勇氣 去跟他攀談

但是不知道是我太急了還是語言上的障礙 她好像有點被我嚇到

一直發出「呼~~~~」的聲音 而且東張西望的速度更快了

還好這時候 店員發現了這邊的狀況 趕過來幫我打圓場

在店員的幫助之下 我對她才有一些基本的認識

真的要感謝那位店員的神救援 如果當時沒有他的話

我想我跟她也不會走到現在這一步

中間那些交往的過程 還是我是怎麼把她請回我家的 因為涉及個人的隱私

我就不在板上說太多了

只是現在下班之後 回到家 就能看到她在房間等我 那種感覺真的超幸福


有時候她明明就在身邊 我卻不知不覺地就睡著了

但是她也不生氣 我真的超愛她這點的

回想起以前 一個人的日子 真的很難熬 尤其是夏天

汗流浹背 又悶又熱 但是自從她來我家之後

為我的人生帶來了一股微風 吹散了我房間的悶熱 也吹散了我生命中的煩躁

很多朋友都說 為什麼不找台灣 要去找一個日本的

其實我也很難說明白 只能說 有時候遇到就是遇到了

不一定日本的就不好 台灣的就是好

我跟她也快兩年了 500多的日子一起度過 日本 台灣 對我來說已經無所謂了

謝謝你陪著我 走過這段時間 電費上漲 為了省錢 常常都沒開冷氣

妳一定很熱吧 就算這樣 妳還是沒有離開我 我真的很感動

謝謝妳 我的 SHARP PJ-B3CLL 電風扇

六、我想對CCR的大家說

喜歡妳搖頭的樣子，洋溢著滿滿的微風。

Source: http://disp.cc/b/332-5XZz

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Random Acts of Kindness I

JinnyBoyTV Hangout - Random Acts of Kindness in #Malaysia


Life Vest Inside - Kindness Boomerang - "One Day"

I usually don't donate to any charity organization like Red Cross, UNICEF, WWF or so on because I don't believe these people. Who the cat will know what they do with our money.

Even though, I always want to do something nice to people around me. I believe kindness acts will ripple and make our world a better place.

Even though I want to help people sometimes, I always feel too shy to take action to help people.
It's like I'm afraid if people reject my help or other people will look at me like I'm some kind of weirdo.

Everytime I want to give some help to people but I didn't really do it every single time.

I don't have enough balls to do it.

And everytime I'm regret because of that.

Just like how I regret everytime I see a cute girl and never have the balls to ask for her phone number.

It's the same thing, it never feel good.



Just now I was eating dinner after going back from work, sitting there alone and playing games on my phone.

女生根本就是惡魔！

I'm reading this and it reminds me of my exes and also one of my friend whose puppy name is Cookie.

Sorry I don't have time to translate it.



So, enjoy reading if you understand.

Source: [哈拉閒聊]我以交過幾個女友的經驗告訴你：女生根本就是惡魔！

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我現在要說的不是為了破壞ㄈㄓ們的幻想，而是我親身的慘痛經歷，讓即將進入或渴望進入地獄的兄弟們有個心理準備，你們將面臨什麼樣的恐怖事件。

我交過幾個女朋友，而這些經驗讓我對女生的所有幻想全都一一破滅，甚至我可以說女生是非常可怕的生物。

一定很多ㄈㄓ以為女生或正妹都是香的，別傻了，一切都是假象，不是你們想像的那樣的！

她們靠的是香水、髮妝水、化妝品，他們用這些充滿香味的邪惡物品來欺騙男人盲目的味覺。

你以為她們每天都洗得香香的嗎？

槓！她們根本不洗澡阿！

這裡明明就是台灣，有足夠的水讓她們把身體洗乾淨，但她們卻要把自己弄得像活在依索比亞或是沙哈拉沙漠一樣，不洗澡、不洗澡、不洗澡！

下班回來就開電視看韓劇、上ＦＢ、玩糖果，累了就睡覺，反正隔天起床，庭院深深香水噴噴、誰會知道妳沒淨身！

我曾經目賭自己的枕邊人，一天不洗、二天沒洗、三天未洗，持續七天不洗澡成了恐怖的七夜怪談，我能說什麼？我只能說ㄊㄇㄉ妳屌阿！

我記得我第一次去某一任女友房間時，那香味撲鼻而來讓人流連忘返，好像進入了一個童話世界般美好，窗明几淨、簡單溫馨，真想跳上她的床用力吸氣、翻來覆去。

結果我真後悔當初沒把她衣櫃打開來看看裡面有多可怕。

我真看不起自己吸那些人工精油吸到在自嗨幻想置身童話世界。

See beneath your beautiful~

Would you let me see beneath your beautiful?
Would you let me see beneath your perfect?
Take it off now, girl, take it off now, girl
I wanna see inside



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矛盾 Contradiction

矛盾 (mao-2 dun-4) this two words basically came from a story which a seller bragged about he had the best spear and the best shield in the world but when a customer asked what's the result if his best spear versus his best shield.

My friend once told me another example of 矛盾: You really hate this artist but at the same time you want to buy his album.

It blown my mind.



On the other hand, Pink's true love represents the contradiction of a love-hate relationship.

You're an asshole but I love you.

I want to hug you but at the same time I want to wrap my hands around your neck.

Sibei 矛盾.

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人参嘛。。。

人参嘛。。。

要嘛就忙忙碌碌。。。操死自己。。。

不然就干来干去。。。插来插去。。。轰轰烈烈。。。你上我下。。。要生要死。。。

人参嘛。。。到最后还不是为了自己而活。。。

还不如过到像这猫猫酱，悠悠闲闲，看透人生，与世无争。



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扭扭舞

The Original Sexy Korean 扭扭舞



You like it?

But I prefer the version below.



I was laughing "kekekekekekekekeke" till the end of video.

I'm truly entertained, thanks for the creative editor.

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The Shower Game

I was reading this random article and burst in laughter after I read the comments section.

Translation by momojojo-amateur-translator.

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作者 sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 版上的各位都在浴室跟另一半玩什麼遊戲
時間 Thu Nov 22 23:17:23 2012
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小妹我交了一個男朋友，

I, a girl who has a boyfriend,

我們在一起已經有三年多之久，

We are staying together for 3 years already,

除了大一住宿舍外，

Except for first year of university life,

現在幾乎都是住在一起，

We are staying together since then.

然後我們到現在都會一起洗澡，

We always bath together,

而我們一起生活就像瘋子一樣，

Our life is full of craziness,

洗澡的時候都會玩一些超奇怪的遊戲啦~

We will play some kinky games when we bath together,

像是他就會把雞雞夾起來跟我一起當女的，

Like he will hold his lollipop in between of his legs, pretending as a girl with me,

還有一次我用手幫他弄硬，

And one time I helped him to masturbate,

然後他從後面微蹲把雞雞從我雙腿間伸出來在往上移到毛那邊，

Then he slipped his lollipop in between of my legs from behind,

我再夾起來!!!!

I hold the lollipop tightly with my legs!

耶我有雞雞了!!!!!

And Yeah! I got a penis!

不然就是刷牙嘴巴都泡泡舌吻啦(洗澡會順便刷牙)...

Or we would french kiss with toothpaste in our mouth while we are brushing teeth,

還有一次我刷牙嘴巴都泡泡強迫幫他口交...

And then one time I gave him a blowjob with toothpaste in my mouth,

他洗完澡整個超難受=_____=

He suffered a lot after that =_____=

不知道版上的情侶都在浴室玩些什麼遊戲~???

What games did you play with your lover in the bathroom?

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推 Leoioe:他洗他的 我插我的! 11/22 23:18
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→ rs5556:我也有玩耶 我跟男友那樣玩 然後我就有兩隻雞雞了 11/22 23:19

rs5556 replied: I also got play this kind of game~ I play with my boyfriend and then I got two penises!

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Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

0.0

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❤ Rain Drop ❤

[Eng sub] IU - Raindrop @ Bunkamura Orchard Hall

If you read the lyric, you will notice it's a little  bittersweet sad song.

Big contrast compare to lost child but hey, let's enjoy.

Each time I watch her live performance, I wave my hands like I'm in one of her live concert, and every time the a song ended, I clap my hand so hard with the crowd and shout "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!" Then I click next and cheers YEAH!!! with the crowd.

◕‿‿◕ Oh IU~~ I love U~~

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Definition of Money: Millionaire Dreams

My very first meme took me 2 hours, damn it.





While everyone was discussing about their millionaire dreams, my little dreams must be very shocking for them.

May be Honda Civic is too easy to achieve for them, but that's what I want~

I don't demand any millionaire dreams, I just want a peaceful life.

My another dream is to open awesome nasi lemak stall.

I wish the best luck for their dreams, wondering that they already buy their cars or condo or travel the world.

And that "wanna-help-family-and-friends-making-money" thought is real, but since everyone is talking about materialistic objectives, so I figured out they will laugh me like that, so I came out with honda civic.

In the end the woman in front of me told me:" You should really go test drive the car."

I still have no idea what she was trying to tell me, anyone has any idea?

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