Basically, a decent appearance guy approach a lady and introduce them for a job, get their contact, and plan to do whatever bad things that she may fell off. A true lady head hunter.
Since now you are aware, my advise is just don't stop your vehicle and chat with them if you are alone. Be a bitch and give him the middle finger.
I was reading the news and found out that riots have been going on worldwide regarding some country makes an insult video about their religion.
It's just a video only, plus everyone is making fun of each others religion all the time.
Take it as a joke, stay calm and have faith in it.
When you as a loyal believer start to take violent action, then this world will view your religion as a threaten and danger religion, which makes that country exactly want, isn't it?
I don't believe our god(s) teach us to burn their flag, destroy their ambassador or shouting in riot when someone insult him.
I believe god(s) want us to be a better person for this world, that's all.
Come on, even my mom taught me to ignore other ppl when they make fun of me.
I don't see anyone make a big deal when someone make fun of their religions, usually they just laugh or ignore and continue to follow what they believe.
Ok, since I'm kinda free, I'm going to write some funny stories about myself.
This story will be written in trilogy form. No photo involved.
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I have dark skin color, I used to envy of fair skin people.
I feel very jealous that I start to compliment my friends who have white skin like snow white.
When I see Wilson, I give my highest compliment to him:" 你超级白!"
When I see Venice Wong, I praise her by saying:" 你真的是超级白."
Last time JenJen complained that she's darker already, I used to comfort her by saying:" 你已经是超级白了."
When I saw Keryn and Beverly, I wish to give my compliment to them too, instead of doing that, I hide my compliment deep inside my heart because I'm too shy, but still, two of them really are 超级白.
When I see Janice Bong, I say:" You know what?? Hmmmm.... Forget about it."
After saying so many times of 超级白, I don't feel any jealousy again, I wonder why.
Word of the day: 超级白 read as chao ji bai, means mighty white.
K, enough of crap talking, back to my story.
Dark skin color did create some minor problems in my life.
For example, I'm not photogenic. If you ever read this post, you will know why.
Every time I take pictures with my 超级白 friends, I become invisible dark ninja. The contrast between white and black is too obvious.
I ever tried to use some whitening skin lotion, be a candle prince, avoid any contact to the sun, but still it didn't change any of my skin appearance.
I think it's inside my genetic, all my family member is born with dark skin. None of them born with fair skin, so till a day I just totally give up.
I look at the sun and open my arms wide:" COME AT ME BRO! COME! HUG ME AS YOU WISH".
Despite of none photogenic, I believe my dark color skin makes me a chick magnet.
I mean, seriously, it's a fact. I never lie.
I'm a chick magnet of Bumiputera and Malay girls.
I don't know why but somehow I think I look attractive to them.
There's a story during my form 6 time.
A Malay girl who wore a tudung once fall in love with me.
I don't even feel I looked handsome during that time. I looked like a nerd with crappy hair.
Guess what my reaction once I know she had a crush on me.
I was motherfricking terrified! Shock and scare, with more scare element than shock.
I got no idea why I feel shock, I should feel proud instead and treat her nicely and friendly but I did the other way round.
She was so into me that she observed me everyday.
She liked to see me in black t-shirt, as according to my friend who stayed in the same hostel with her.
I never approach her but I know she's kinda petite, she's just form 1. So young, so innocent.
She always peek me from somewhere, I knew because I felt it.
One day, my friend passed me an envelope.
She told me it was love letter sent by my admire.
I was like....
HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally not flatter at all.
I kept the letter even my friends asked me to share with them.
You all want to know the content?
The content is...
I DON'T KNOW!
The next day, I went to a no-man-corner, I looked around and confirmed that there's nobody there.
Immediately, I threw that envelope into a manhole, let it flow with the water along with the drain, to the deep blue sea.
Rolling in the deep.
I got no idea why I did that.
Perhaps may be I'm afraid once I open that letter, I will get so touching then I turn into a pedophile.
Or once I open that letter, I will curse by somekind of dark magic and turn into a love slave.
I'm not a racist but the fact is I'm so into pork, I'm a pork lover, if you let me choose, I will marry this plate of 烧肉.
You know, I'm a forever alone here. I used to go around by myself.
Despite of my loneliness, I observe things (especially couples) around me.
I took a photo of them in the waiting area of KK airport.
Too busy facebooking, twiterring, gaming with the phone.
I just can't stand when I see a couple sitting there, they start to make love with their phone.
While I was eating my breakfast alone, I saw another case.
MM look bored while her bf playing game.
As soon as they finish, her boyfriend walk away without looking at her, holding her hand and she followed him silently. I wonder is this their daily routine?
They don't talk, they don't laugh, they don't look happy at all. It's just like dating/married is a heavy burden for them. They bear the relationship as responsibility. Up till a day, they don't even know why they are still together. They sleep, work, eat together just purely on the reason they are in relationship. Puppet of love, isn't it? No passion. No happiness. After some very long dating time, puppets decide to take another step in their relationship. Getting married. I start to think, what's the point of getting married? If both of you are happily ever after, why engaged and married? What change after you married? Isn't all of daily routine are the same? Why can't just live together, make love, eat, sleep, poo, travel together just like the time they used to date? Why married? If I love my the other half forever and ever, it makes no difference even I marry her or not. I will do the same thing with her before and after marry. If he or she doesn't love you anymore, you just carry on and find your true love in this world. Marriage will not make a relationship better, sometimes even worse. Then why married? And then I realized...
It's about MONEY!
Oh money! Evil Money! Once they bond with the legal marriage contract, in case they divorce, both parties will start to claim what they belongs to. In the names of wasting my youth time to spend with you this jerk for so many years, and now you dump me, so I need compensation from you because my market will drop after I divorce, I deserve half of your asset, your house your car your money in bank, and I want the children too. Oh poor woman, you married because you feel insecure. Why you don't work? Earn your own money like men do so that you will be independent with or without men. While you claim to this world that sex must have equality, why most of the woman have this kind of mind set? This isn't equality. Poor woman.
And the above quote is a random thinking inside my brain when I'm alone. No offense to woman.
Many of us always wonder why Gangnam style by PSY has been so famous nowadays.
Not only famous, it's ULTRA-UBER famous!
To acquire the reason(s), I sacrificed my precious time to watch it day and night, at least 30 times per day for a week.
As a conclusion, this MV achieves it's uber fame because of the randomness of this MV is....
Is too damn high.
They don't produce a normal MV with pretty faces dancing or some boring story plot. People get bored with pretty faces with boring love stories. It's too mainstream.
His MV is totally mindfucked our mind. Every damn scenes doesn't make any sense.
Before you realize it, the MV ended but it's not a normal ending. It's another mindfuck ending.
The most important is it works!
It's now the champion in YOUTUBE TOP 100. People like it!
To support my analysis, I have spent multiple hours to take a few screen shots of the randomness.
1. The Starting of MV
The MV start with a scene where MM holding a mini fan.
Then, you suddenly see an uncle who you never see in your life, wearing a fancy sunglasses and shaking his head left and right, shouting "OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!"
You was like:" Huh?????"
The drastic contrast scene between a pretty girl and the uncle is totally mindfucked the viewers.
By the time you thought he was at the beach enjoying his drink, in fact,
He's actually sunbathing in children park. Totally mindfuck!
Then a very cool hair style kiddo appear from nowhere to dance with him.
PSY randomly spray coffee from his mouth along with the kid continue to dance, plus a lot of kids enjoy their time behind there.
You was like:" Huh?????" again.
Then, a man suited up in a horse barn, which we usually will not see in real life.
You was like:" Huh?????" again again.
Just a few seconds starting of this MV, you start to wonder "WHY? WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPEN?" because everything doesn't make any senses.
2. The Dance
The dance, is super awkwardly weird. I never see a person dance like that, with a very confident face. His confidence level is too damn high.
He appears anywhere and dance everywhere.
The following are the list of locations where he shows up:
A yoga session.
Horse riding stadium.
Tennis court.
Skyscraper.
Carousel.
Riding an invincible horse to cross pedestrian crossing is legal.
He rides an invincible horse, chasing two women who are reverse walking. I mean WHY?
On a boat.
Party rocking in a bus with a group of aunties.
And underneath a lady.
3. The Banana Suit Guy
A random scene where a banana suit man pop out from a luxury car and dance with him.
I keep asking myself: "Why?".
Look at PSY's face, I totally want to bitch slap him.
Look at his ass.
Best ass ever.
Out of the blue, the battle is over and he go back to his car, waving like a gentleman.
Seriously, who the fuck is him?
Who?
Why?
Argh.
4. The Face Expression
Look at his face, the obnoxious level is too damn high.
We wish to bitch slap him but somehow we love it.
The contradiction feeling is totally unexplainable.
5. The Sauna
Very random.
I don't know how to explain the connection between this song and PSY's wearing sunglasses with a towel covering his breast, leaning on a fat guy's shoulder, looking at a skinny guy.
Wearing google in a pool.
Oh wait, it's not a pool, it's a hot spring.
What the hell?
Look at that uncle's face. He got no idea what happen too.
6. The Bubble
Handsomely suited and marching towards the flying leaves and newspaper with two ladies, this isn't enough.
Let me spray you with bubbles, screw your suit, screw your ladies, screw everything.
I mean, WHY?
A mouthful of bubbles?
I never see something like this in my life.
7. The Elevator
How to explain this.
This is not what I usually see when the elevator door open. This is something new to me.
Look at that dry humping guy's face! He's totally enjoying it!
8. THE TOILET
A scene with his pant down, sitting on a toilet bowl, shouting ""YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY?"
That is unexpected.
I actually don't know what he said.
9. The Arse
Yes, a random scene of an ass, we all love it.
Accompany with this obnoxious action and expression, even though every guy may look like this when we see a fine ass like that but we usually hide the expression deep inside our heart and stay calm, be cool.
He did it, he show every man's dream.
10. Hyuna
Scene suddenly change drastically to where PSY saw a hot girl in subway.
He definitely had a crush on her. I mean, look at his face, he's totally attracted to her.
Wait a minute? Where's her eye brows?
HYUNA, Y U NO EYEBROWS?
But she is still hot.
The horse riding dance of her is totally 赏心悦目啊. The same dance on different person has different viewing effect, that's weird.
11. The Ending
This MV does not ended with a group of people dancing like Bollywood, it's too mainstream.
It repeats the battle between banana guy with PSY.
Ended with a big explosion with PSY's shouting OPPA GANGNAM STYLE in front of camera.
And yet we still don't know who is that banana guy.
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Ok, that's it.
It's such pain in my ass to write this post because it took me 1 week to finish this. The randomness is too many to summarize but somehow I did it. Good job bro good job, pat pat on my shoulder.
Anyhow, nowadays this uncle's fame is incredibly high. Look at the crowd. Look at the ladies. Look at the fans.
He's like a tornado wiping through the whole concert.
