Durex Naked Box Contest

Accidentally click on one advertisement and found this contest.

With my creativity, I submitted two entries and I ensure with my package design, Durex will get billion sales.

1. Title: I just had sex



2. Title: F*** YEAH!



But after their filtering, they rejected my design.

Okay...



And I noticed there's a winner from last week.


A condom box design winner.




WTF?!



Durex! Y U NO BRAIN? How can you let 包青天 win?

Who the hell will buy condoms with 包青天's face on the box?

-closedown-

Unpacking Stuff

I like to shopping from taobao but the shipping process is kinda long and will takes around 1 to 2 months to arrive.

I usually ask a trustworthy dealer in JBtalk to help me order these stuff, and they will charge a certain of service charge from my total ordered amount.

Hereby, I wanna share unpacking taobao stuff with u all.

I ordered these things 2 months before CNY and arrive few weeks before CNY.

The Poslaju process from JB to KK must be a really tough and danger process like how Frodo sent his ring to Mordor.



I was surprised to see my packaging so damaged but luckily the stuff inside were fine.

All stuff were perfectly sealed by Taobao seller.

Unpacking first box.

A sip of hot coffee

In the very early morning in my freezing office, I make myself a cup of coffee.



After I take a sip from the perfect temperature of how a hot coffee should be, I can't help myself but I moan out loud.

"Ahhhhhhhh~~~"





Suddenly I realize.

I'm an old man now.

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Watch John Carter last night.



Le Wild Captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek keep pop out in my brain.



Romance failed.
Action failed.
Acting failed.
Climax failed.

Level of adrenalin rush when watch Man on A Ledge.


Level of my adrenalin rush during John Carter movie.



Again.



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Get A Lawyer

There are some peoples around me pay fees for teacher to learn how to sing.

Just in case your singing level does not improve, this is an advice for you.





Epic.

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SMS Manner

Today, I'm going to teach everyone a lesson about SMS manner.

Case:

I hate when people do not reply back my sms after they asked me questions.

Example:

CB (aka Cute Boy) sms me:" Hey, what's MM's handphone number? Urgent."

I instantly reply back.






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I'm still waiting.






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The thing is, I know you need the phone number and after I replied, I don't know my message received by you or not. I worry for something that I shouldn't.

It will be different if you sms a single Thank YOU sms once you get your info.

So next time, if you are the one who ask questions, be sure to end the conversation by a Thank You. 10 cents will not kill your credit.

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Some Wants

I want this in my room.



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By the way, I want to order some cool costume made t-shirt for myself in the future.









Anyone of you want to order these shirts too (not now but months later, may be before CNY), drop in my cbox.

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What is Lynas

Just a few minutes about Lynas.

English Explanation

Pahang Killer Plant

Mandarin Explanation

稀土厂的危害 —— 纪录片


BBC中文网视频：关于稀土

Now, you know why we got "Himpunan Hijau 2.0".

Are you bored?

Are you bored?

Of course you are!

Because you are visiting my blog!

Never mind, take 10 minutes to watch these videos.









None of them is making any senses.

And I just wasted your 10 minutes.

Happy Weekend.

Cheers.