扭扭舞

The Original Sexy Korean 扭扭舞



You like it?

But I prefer the version below.



I was laughing "kekekekekekekekeke" till the end of video.

I'm truly entertained, thanks for the creative editor.

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The Shower Game

I was reading this random article and burst in laughter after I read the comments section.

Translation by momojojo-amateur-translator.

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作者 sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 版上的各位都在浴室跟另一半玩什麼遊戲
時間 Thu Nov 22 23:17:23 2012
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小妹我交了一個男朋友，

I, a girl who has a boyfriend,

我們在一起已經有三年多之久，

We are staying together for 3 years already,

除了大一住宿舍外，

Except for first year of university life,

現在幾乎都是住在一起，

We are staying together since then.

然後我們到現在都會一起洗澡，

We always bath together,

而我們一起生活就像瘋子一樣，

Our life is full of craziness,

洗澡的時候都會玩一些超奇怪的遊戲啦~

We will play some kinky games when we bath together,

像是他就會把雞雞夾起來跟我一起當女的，

Like he will hold his lollipop in between of his legs, pretending as a girl with me,

還有一次我用手幫他弄硬，

And one time I helped him to masturbate,

然後他從後面微蹲把雞雞從我雙腿間伸出來在往上移到毛那邊，

Then he slipped his lollipop in between of my legs from behind,

我再夾起來!!!!

I hold the lollipop tightly with my legs!

耶我有雞雞了!!!!!

And Yeah! I got a penis!

不然就是刷牙嘴巴都泡泡舌吻啦(洗澡會順便刷牙)...

Or we would french kiss with toothpaste in our mouth while we are brushing teeth,

還有一次我刷牙嘴巴都泡泡強迫幫他口交...

And then one time I gave him a blowjob with toothpaste in my mouth,

他洗完澡整個超難受=_____=

He suffered a lot after that =_____=

不知道版上的情侶都在浴室玩些什麼遊戲~???

What games did you play with your lover in the bathroom?

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推 Leoioe:他洗他的 我插我的! 11/22 23:18
→ saron:..................................... 11/22 23:18
→ rs5556:我也有玩耶 我跟男友那樣玩 然後我就有兩隻雞雞了 11/22 23:19

rs5556 replied: I also got play this kind of game~ I play with my boyfriend and then I got two penises!

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Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

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❤ Rain Drop ❤

[Eng sub] IU - Raindrop @ Bunkamura Orchard Hall

If you read the lyric, you will notice it's a little  bittersweet sad song.

Big contrast compare to lost child but hey, let's enjoy.

Each time I watch her live performance, I wave my hands like I'm in one of her live concert, and every time the a song ended, I clap my hand so hard with the crowd and shout "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!" Then I click next and cheers YEAH!!! with the crowd.

◕‿‿◕ Oh IU~~ I love U~~

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Definition of Money: Millionaire Dreams

My very first meme took me 2 hours, damn it.





While everyone was discussing about their millionaire dreams, my little dreams must be very shocking for them.

May be Honda Civic is too easy to achieve for them, but that's what I want~

I don't demand any millionaire dreams, I just want a peaceful life.

My another dream is to open awesome nasi lemak stall.

I wish the best luck for their dreams, wondering that they already buy their cars or condo or travel the world.

And that "wanna-help-family-and-friends-making-money" thought is real, but since everyone is talking about materialistic objectives, so I figured out they will laugh me like that, so I came out with honda civic.

In the end the woman in front of me told me:" You should really go test drive the car."

I still have no idea what she was trying to tell me, anyone has any idea?

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How to select bikini by ILI

Warning: Male viewers may have great mood after watch, female viewers may have a little jealousy after watch.

警告：男人看了心情会特好，女生看了心情会特妒忌。



哦~哦~哦~哦~哦~哦~

现在的我心情好到会情不自禁的唱歌了！

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❤ Lost Child ❤

She burned their photos, tried to wipe away his present in her memories, she stopped crying and she don't even have the energy to sobbing anymore. Her only wish is he will come back for her. She's afraid, angry, frustrated, she hate him, but deep inside her heart, she knows that...


120124 オ-チャ-ドホ-ル IU 1st Japan Showcase IU - 미아(MIA)

By the time she shout "saranghe~~ oh~~ oh~~", my soul is totally drawn into the infinity black hole of her regret. That climax is the essence of hou hui plus yihan for the whole song. Goose bumps, goose bumps everywhere every single time I listen to this song.

I love to watch IU's live performance more than her music videos.

In this song, I see her frustration, hatred, regret, confuse, disappointed, love and hate, the meaning of lyric all reflected on her face expression.

I cant help myself but I have to say...

◕‿‿◕ Oh IU~~ I love U~~

P/S: That first paragraph basically is part of the lyric translation. If you are interest, you can watch ">another live with chinese sub but I prefer this live version more.

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Definition of Money: 40 cents

Here's another story of mine.

Last year, I went to seafood restaurant to join a lunch with colleagues and contractor.

After finish a very fulfilling lunch, the contractor asked a waitress for the bill.

The waitress came back and telling him the bill amount is RM120.60.

He handed her 3 nos of RM50 notes.

Minutes later, she headed back with changes of RM30 and 40 cents on her hands.

The contractor took the RM30 and put in his wallet.

The waitress paused at there and wanted to pass the 40 cents to him politely.

At that moment, he gave her a very inpatient look and replied in a very obnoxious manner:" Pergi beli gula gula lah! / Go and buy sweets with that lah!"

I was shocked.

If someone treated me like that, I will fucking throw that 40 cents to his face, like I was going to live my dignity with his 40 cents.

Surprisingly, the waitress looked very happy, hold that 40 cents in her palm tightly and greeted thank you many times to him with a very happy face.

The definition of 40 cents is so much different between her and mine.

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❤ IU - SamSung Galaxy S Hoppin * CF ❤

See how adorable she is >.<
IU - SamSung Galaxy S Hoppin * CF [HD 1080p]

The Cutest Thing in the World (rank in order)
1. Cat
2. ❤ IU ❤
3. Hamster
4. Haruko Bev
5. ...
6. ..
and the list goes on.



IU is coming to KL and I'm so wanna go see her in live T.T

My friend offered me her help to buy the ticket but IU only appear for 1 or 2 songs, it is just not worth the ticket price!

I want more~ I want her personal concert!

Next time IU, next time T.T

不要走~你不要走~

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