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Friday, June 29, 2012

Crying baby

Q: Why I need to wear earphone in every flight?

A: To avoid my evil urge that desperately want to throw the crying baby out of the airplane, and go to hospital by the next day, requesting a Vasectomy surgery.

Definition of Vasectomy

A vasectomy is a surgical procedure performed on males in which the vas deferens (tubes that carry sperm from the testicles to the seminal vesicles) are cut, tied, cauterized (burned or seared) or otherwise interrupted. The semen no longer contains sperm after the tubes are cut, so conception cannot occur. The testicles continue to produce sperm, but they die and are absorbed by the body.


Scenario: I was taking a 2 and half hour flight from KL-KK just now. A newborn baby cried with a very uncomfortable decibel level from starting of the flight till landing to KK airport.



The baby was just 4 row in front of me, can't even imagine the people who sit behind the baby.

Luckily I have my earphone, if not I'm really going to cut my sperm tubes so that I will not have baby like this next time. I can't even stand of him for 2 and half hour, how am I going to handle a baby for years?

-closedown-

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Games of Throne

Desperate Housewives and House M.D. has finally ended.

Let me introduce you - Games of Throne Season 1 and Season 2.



Even though there's only 10 episodes per season, none of any episodes that ever bore me.

Despite of those bloody scenes, there are also lots of foul languages, uncensored sex scenes, boobies and obvious male genital organs.

Don't watch this series in front of your family, especially with your parent or little brother or sister. It will be very awkward.

They will think you're watching some kind of porn, even though it really seems like a porn series.

There's at least a naked woman in every episodes and those naked ladies are somehow very attractive.











Yes, the above actress are appeared naked inside some of the episodes.

You got plenty of boobies to see.



Not enough?





Yes, the above actors are also appeared fully naked with additional uncensored private part shown in front of your eyes too. Interested?



However, this series is so damn good. I rate them a 5/5.

Can't wait for season 3.

The Imp is the hero of this movie, I like him.

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To-watch-series-in-my-HDD:

1. How I Met Your Mother
2. The Big Bang Theory
3. Supernatural
4. Glee
5. America Horror Story
6. Alcatrez

To-watch-cartoon-anime-in-my-HDD:

1. Family Guy [ALL]
2. Naruto [Re-watch ALL by skipping fillers]
3. Code Geass
4. Full Metal Alchemist
5. K-ON
6. Steins Gate
7. The Idol Master



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Saturday, June 23, 2012

A Wise Man Once Told Me

Last year, I visited one of the wise men in my life.

He told me:" Hey bro, let me tell you something."

"Yea, bring it on."

"You can't treat a girl too nice, you know, girls are like dolphins."

"Dolphin?"

"Yea dolphin, you cannot always feed a dolphin with fish."

If they get used to it, they will not appreciate every single fish you give them.

So, you must only feed them once in a while, lama lama satu kali. Be surprise.

Like that they will loves you more."

A lesson from a wise man whose name is...






Michael Soo - a single guy from 2006 (may be?) till today.

Happy weekend my readers! Cheers!

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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Call me ♥

This morning I open one of my favourite blog, after reading her title, a song comes out from nowhere and sings in my head for the rest of the day.


Hey I just met you,



This is crazy,



But here's my number,





So Call Me Kxin ♥?

Thank you so much, Kxin, call me maybe?

9gag's influence power is so damn strong.

Here, enjoy some of the call me maybe meme.









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Sunday, June 17, 2012

League of Legend Cosplay by Tasha and Tomia

Ok, another cosplay post by Tasha and Tomia. Can't think of anything to write, just enjoy the pics.

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Miyuko, Tasha and Tomia

Tomia cosplay as Annie


Annie

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Friday, June 15, 2012

Mr Nice Guy

Have a conversation with two girl colleagues during dinner after gym workout.

So we were talking about boys and girls relationship stuff.

Miss A: Why some guys really like those jerk girls? You know she is materialism and kurang ajar, but there are always a bunch of guys stick to her like flies attract to shit.

Le Me: Challenging. Man likes to challenge. Because she got that high class attitude, it's more challenging for men to hook her up. We got more satisfaction after we survive the challenge in the end.

Le Me: Not only for man, girls also like that too, you will not appreciate if a guy falls in love with you easily, you like the feeling of challenge accepted, right?



Miss A: Yea yea correct!

Le Me: So what kind of guy you girls want?

Miss A: I don't want a guy who treat me too nice, very sayang me, everything i said he's ok with it, when we argue he just diam diam there, just let me win. Yea lah, it's nice to have a nice guy like that as my husband, but not as a boyfriend.

Miss B: Yea yea i agree on that too.

Le Me (in head): Fuck!



What she just describe...



That's me!

After all, I'm not the type that a typical girl wants.



But I'm still proud of myself.



I will not change my personality just to become chicks magnet.

-closedown-

Thursday, June 14, 2012

This is why we inveted the IRON

Despite of 9gag, I subscribe lots of youtube channels, nigahiga is one of them.



He just invented the strongest excuse for man with tummy like me :D

Who wants those stupid lines on their stomach anyway? That's why we invented the iron. Nobody wants wrinkles, just smooth.

Too lazy to load? Start from 2:25.

-closedown-

Monday, June 11, 2012

League of Legend: Cosplay by Miyuko

I'm playing League of Legend recently to kill some of my free times.

I found a S class Korean cosplayer who cosplay LoL's beauty champions.

Miyuko cosplay as Ahri


Ahri - the nine tail

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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Movie Review: Snow White and the Huntsman

I decided to watch "Snow White and the Huntsman" even though I'm not a fan of Kristen Stewart.



I watched the very first episode of Twilight and I *pui*...

I watch Snow White the movie because of her.

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Charlize Theron.

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Everyone commented The Queen is far more prettier than Snow White, and I totally agree.

Some of the people says it's a waste of money, story plot is boring and make them sleepy, but surprisingly I like this movie.

I rate it 7/10.

Compare to MIB3 which i rate 6/10, I dislike this movie, not sure why but it bored me :p



Ok will write out my review which contains a lot of spoilers, don't read them unless you already watch or don't want to watch this movie.

Review:

1. As I mention before, The Villain Queen by Charlize Theron  is the highlight of this movie, 10/10 for her excellent acting.

There will be a new movie "Prometheus" coming to cinema on this thursday, Charlize Theron also one of the actress inside, and it's rated 8/10 in IMDB, so I'm going to watch it on Thursday!

Actually, a villain inside a movie is the most important part of the movie. Let's imagine a Batman movie without Joker, it will be likes Spongebob and Patrick doing stupid stuffs cartoon.

2. The CG of this movie is great too. Troll, fantasy forest with fairies, black forest's illusion etc look realistic for me.

3. Poor prince William, you have been friendzoned because of the huntsman. Kesian.

4. The main actress - Kristen Stewart

Director, why you choose Kristen Stewart?

There's some problem with her face muscle, you know?

She need Dr. House to treat her.

She got Poker Face syndrome, seriously!

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For instance:

Scene 1: Le Wild giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler appear



A normal derpina respond should be:

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Kristen's respond:

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Scene 2: Derpina walks near the giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler

A normal derpina respond should be:

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Kristen's respond:

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Scene 3: Le giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler get shot by a motherfucking arrow

A normal derpina respond should be:

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Kristen's respond:

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Scene 4: Prince William approached Snow White and apologized that he left her long time ago

A normal derpina respond should be:

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At least you came back!

Kristen's respond:

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At least you came back -_-

Scene 5: Snow White stood on her throne with her freshly baked crown

A normal derpina respond should be:

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Thank you thank you all! I love you all!

Kristen's respond:

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..... (speak nothing till the end)

Seriously director? Why you choose her?


 I would give this movie a 8/10 if not because of Kristen's poker face.

-closedown-

Monday, June 04, 2012

I want an anime daughter

Just finish watching a very short anime - Usagi Drop / Bunny Drop, with only 11 episodes. This little girl, Rin who is abandoned by her mom, and she's adopted by a 30 years old single guy, Daikichi.

She is Daikichi's grandfather's daughter. So basically Rin is Daikichi's auntie even though she is only 5 years old. Also, Rin is Daikichi's mom's sister.

Now I feel a bit weird after trying to explain the story here...



Anyhow, this adorable little girl makes me want to adopt a daughter like her. I'm so passionate to share this anime with you all so I screenshots some scenes I really like.

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Pretty~

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Let auntie make one for you~

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Auntie? It's Grandma to be exact.

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You don't look like Grandma~

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Ah~ What a good kid~

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A scene where she pee on her bed, attempting to change her clothes secretly.

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Rin, you are suppose to wake me up.

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But, this is sweat!

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It doesn't matter even it's sweat or not, it's ok.

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A scene when she had a nightmare.

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Come here.

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It's just a nightmare, don't scare.

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She grabbed her bunny doll and went back to sleep.

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A scene when Daikichi wants to hug her.

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Only baby needs people to hug.

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Sometimes adult may need someone to hug too.

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Is it? Even after primary one also can hug hug?

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I can hug you anytime oh.

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Ah!

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Sorry~ I should hug you that time~

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Next time, if Daikichi cry again, I will hug you.

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Don't worry oh.

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Isn't she has unlimited adorable cuteness?

However, when I recall some other kids around me in my memory, I feel like

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Human kids disgust me.

Anyhow, I really do want a daughter like her if her cuteness and intelligent is same level as Rin. I even got a name for her already.

What? You ask me how about a son?

Son? What son?

If I got a son, I will help him to transfer his gender into girl by potong his birdie before he knows anything.

Lol!

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