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Friday, June 29, 2012

Crying baby

Q: Why I need to wear earphone in every flight?

A: To avoid my evil urge that desperately want to throw the crying baby out of the airplane, and go to hospital by the next day, requesting a Vasectomy surgery.

Definition of Vasectomy

A vasectomy is a surgical procedure performed on males in which the vas deferens (tubes that carry sperm from the testicles to the seminal vesicles) are cut, tied, cauterized (burned or seared) or otherwise interrupted. The semen no longer contains sperm after the tubes are cut, so conception cannot occur. The testicles continue to produce sperm, but they die and are absorbed by the body.


Scenario: I was taking a 2 and half hour flight from KL-KK just now. A newborn baby cried with a very uncomfortable decibel level from starting of the flight till landing to KK airport.



The baby was just 4 row in front of me, can't even imagine the people who sit behind the baby.

Luckily I have my earphone, if not I'm really going to cut my sperm tubes so that I will not have baby like this next time. I can't even stand of him for 2 and half hour, how am I going to handle a baby for years?

-closedown-

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