How many did you love before me?

This is a drama named "The Last" produced by Wong Fu Production.



A very sweet poetic romantic touching dialogue from a guy to his girlfriend.

A 100% success rate marriage proposal dialogue. Girls certainly will break down at the last part - "You are the last" top up with "will you marry me?".

I wish I know how to talk sweetly anytime anywhere like him.

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Let me direct another version by MoMoJoJo Production which is more closer to our reality.

3...

2...

1...

*ACTION!*

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Me just wake up with a bit blur blur but still manage to say:" I love you."

Girlfriend wake up with emo voice: "Hey...."

Me: "Yea?"

Girlfriend with emo voice: "How many girls did you love before me?"

Me in my heart:" Shit?! What had I done? Is she in her period?"

Me reply in poker face, pretending I didn't heard what she asked: "What? Potato?"

She repeat: "How many girls did you love before me???"

Me in my heart:" Shit just got serious! What should I say? Wait a minute! There's a "Who What When Where Why" trick I can learn from the video I just watched yesterday!"

Me answer seriously:" Five! I loved 5 woman before you."

*Slap*

"You son of the bitch! Fucking playboy! I hate you! I should be the only one!"

*Chopslam*

"Wait! I haven't finish!"

*LowBlow*

"Wait! I got 5 minutes heart touching monologue fully prepared just for you!"

"SHUT UP YOU PLAYBOY!"

*Suplex*

Innocent me :" Shit! It's a trap! It's a trap!"

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Isn't my version closer to our life rather than WongFu's drama?

As always, have fun and cheers.

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Cute or Not Cute?

One day, I overheard a woman's conversation with her bear.



The conversation is approximately as below:

Woman: "Hi cutie bear, how are you?"
Bear (with the woman's high pitch *cute* voice): "I'm fine, how are you?"
Woman: " I'm fine too, oh bear! You are so cute!"
Bear (with her super high pitch *cute* voice): "Thank you! You are cute and pretty too!"

Those weren't the exact quotes but something similar.

It continued for around 1 minute.

I kinda bei tahan with the acting cute voice, plus talking to a non-living thing.

It's normal for a little girl to have a conversation with her cute doll, but it's kinda freaking me out when listen to a grown-up chatting with her doll.

It reminds me about a news which the mother lost her baby, then she started to talk to a baby doll and pretend that's her baby.

Talking to a doll, cute or not cute?

Not sure for you but the action is kinda scary for me.

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Just Another Pretty Girl

She's so cute and pretty.



I want a girlfriend like her ♥ ♥ ♥




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Suicide-Wanna-Be Songs

Recently, I went to get a haircut and overheard a chinese song in that saloon.


辛曉琪-領悟 (官方完整版MV)

It's been a while since I listen to chinese songs. My car radio is tuned to HITZ.FM every moment. My window media player is loaded with english and japanese song playlists.

For that particular 5 minutes, the lyric of that song was engraved into my heart. I felt so heart broken.

The song is nice, but at the same time, it's fricking sad.

The lyric reminds me about the previous relationship that once I'm so treasured.

I download the song and replay it for a million times.

I'm so emo.

人家都说感情结束了,听华语歌可以可以疗伤,让自己更好点.

People always said chinese songs can heal your mood after a relationship breakup.

可是给我,听华语歌倒是会产生自杀念头,伤心都来不及了,神马快乐?神马疗伤?

For me, chinese songs is suicide-wanna-be love songs !!!

How can someone heal from such a moody emo songs? I strongly don't believe chinese songs can heal someone from relationship failure. It's a lie! It's a lie!!!

After a million times of replay, finally I realized this shit screw my mood.

I delete the song, and switch the Olivia Ong's playlist. Olivia sings lots of sweet, gentle, calming, relaxing songs.

A Love Theme, Feels of Gold, True Colors, Sometime when we touch, I believe, every songs sing by her is so lovely. I will not leave a bar if they play Olivia's songs all night long. Her voice is simply heart melting.


Olivia Ong - Sometimes When We Touch

I downloaded tons of Olivia's songs. Thanks Kxin for introducing Olivia in her blog.

As always, cheers and have a good day.

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Ah!

Fark This Sh1t. I'm outta here.

I'm going for 4 days holiday in Tawau.

Islands, beaches, snorkeling, fishes, MMs.

I believe I will got multiple calls from my colleagues because there's too many issues in site.

To prevent all those calls swipe away my traveling mood, I will turn off my phone during daytime and enjoy myself till the max.

See you all next week, cheers.

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Hey!

This song makes me want to HEY!


Of Monsters and Men - Little Talks

Lyric at here.

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Youtube basically is my TV nowadays.

Today I discover one video which I feel totally ridiculous given with its total views.



Seriously? 13 million views video about someone vomit?



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Time Killer Channel

I have to introduce YOMYOMF channel to you because this channel is so awesome!

They upload short series and short films frequently every week.

Their series are so great that it should be produce as a movie instead of just a 10 mins video.

Most importantly, you can enjoy it for FREE!

My favourite series in their channel are...

1. DRONE



2. The Book Club



My favourite short films are...

1. Sight



2. Blueberry



If you too lazy to watch series, you should totally watch the short films especially the above two.

By the way, their internet icon sucks because they didn't pick The Fu Brothers in the finale.

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If You Look Closely

If you look closely...



You will notice that this isn't Cow Chai.



Somehow, his funny action and expression remind me of Cow.



The similarity is so damn high.

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If you look closely...



You will notice she is not Tian Jeh aka Fatima.

Same case with cow, I see the shadow of tian jeh on the only lady in RM team.

She has this silly look, special walking style, natural beauty without heavy makeup or 朴素美 just like tian jeh.

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I start to watch Running Man due to everyone is talking about this show.

Recently some fuckers in my site gave me a lot of stress, I hate stress, stress makes me have a lot of weird dreams during night time. Screw them.

However, after work, I usually watch one or two episodes of RM and laugh my ass off.

Currently I watch till episode 33, 80 episodes more to go.

Why so serious since world gonna end?XD

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Honestly shouldn't go unrewarded

Laziness just hit on me. Too lazy to write.



So, here's a meaningful video for you.

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