Say Hello to 2014

Reference is made to our "Say Hello to 2012" post dated 31.12.2011. We wish to inform our readers that you had survived 2012 and 2013. Hereby, we congratulate for your awesomeness.

Too much memo for works. Let's get back to normal writing.

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So, what happen in 2013?

A lot of thing happen. Good or bad. Proud or shame. Too lazy to share.

Let's look back what I wrote for my lifetime resolution. Something like a bucket list, a list that I need to accomplish before I die.

1. Master my piano keyboard.

2. Buy a drum set and master it.

3. Buy a bicycle.

4. Own an imported car.

5. Buy a new house with a great sound insulation KTV room.

6. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life.

Deadline: Before I die.

The only thing I already done is the fifth one, own a house but didn't manage to modify one of them into KTV room. Dafuq i need KTV room for? So i think no.5 can take out of the list.

Since it's end of 2013, I'm gonna add more items into my list.

1. Master my piano keyboard. [Gotta start the lesson when back to Kuching]

2. Buy a drum set and master it. [After piano, maybe]

3. Buy a bicycle. [Yea! Will get one!]

4. Own an imported car. [Target: End of 2014]

5. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life. [Uh.... I need to learn how to cook an awesome nasi lemak first]

6. Try Bungee Jump [I mean gotta try right? I'm super afraid of height. I tried twice space shot in Genting and I alsmot die, but I'm still alive. If bungee jump success, may be try sky diving]

7. Get a diving certificate [underwater one XD]

8. Participate GO BALD event.

9. Get a TATTOO!!!

10. Travel a new place every year.

Deadline: Before I die.

That's all for today guys. I wish to thanks all my loyal readers which I believe total number is around 7 people only, however, I'm glad to have you to read all my boring and slow updated blog.

In 2014, more throwback posts about my achievements from 2012 will be updated. Stay tune!

Let's end this post with an awesome video.


2013: What Brought Us Together

Happy New Year!!!

P/S: Wonder why I didn't write "Say Hello to 2013" though. Why I miss it?

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Tutorial: How to Blog?

My blog is not dead, Mr. a. Wrong guess, take that! Haha!

I prefer blogging my personal life stories compared to updating daily life in Facebook because I feel safe in here. Less people visit my blog.

Facebook is our best stalking platform nowadays, it's not used to connect people anymore, but it's a bitchy-attention whore-showoff-gossip-stalker platform for "friends".

It's like hey check out AAA! He's got a new girlfriend, wonder what happen to the previous one. Hey! BBB's wife just pregnant, poor guy! Hey, CCC got a new expensive gift from boyfriend, show off biatch! Hey, check out how many fries DDD had in her chicken chop plate and guess what colour is her drink!

K, i'm a facebook hater.

Anywhere, today I'm going to teach u how to blogging like a pro, step by step.

Here we go.

1. Copy all photos out from your phones or cameras into a folder.

Pro Tips: No people wants to see your bulk photos gallery, you lazy ass. Don't fricking upload all your photos on facebook or blog!



2. Organize your photos in separate folders properly for your convenience to blog later.



3. Upload to free photo management site like Photobucket.

4. Get those image links and post it in your blog drafts.

Pro tips: If you have any TOKONG ideas before you blog or during you pang sai session in toilet, note it down in your phone or quickly open your blog to draft it with cool title. It can be one of your millionaire dollar idea.


In case you don't know what is tokong.


5. Write some article relevant to your photos. Your photos is your ideas on blogging. No people wants to read thousand words.

Pro tips: Do not post your photos without sentence or captions. You are not professional photographer, your photos worth nothing. No people understand what u snap.

6. Save your billion idea posts, double check for grammar error, go temple pray and ask for appropriate date to post it.

Pro tips: And forget the to post them for the rest of your lifetime.



That's how I got 20% drafts of my total posts in my blog.

Now you know why my blog updates so slow XD

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Christmas Present Wishlist

I found my Christmas present wishlist already!



It's so grumpy and cute at the same time!

And also it's time to greet my fellow readers a very happy..



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Punishment of Sex

A quote from two and a half men.



If you think of it, can't agree more~



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What the Core?

Here is a very good explanation on the difference between  Dual Core 1.7 GHz and Quad Core 1.4 GHz.



Question:

What is the advantage for both of the processor - Dual Core 1.7 GHz and Quad Core 1.4 GHz?

Answer:

Let's say 2 nos of Seng Yong and 4 nos of Kar Fye compete in an essay copycat contest.

Seng Yong can copy 1.7 sentence per second while Kar Fye can copy 1.4 sentence per second.

After a minute, 2 nos of Seng Yong copies 204 sentences and 4 nos of Kar Fye copes 336 sentences.

It's obvious that 4 nos of Kar Fye is working faster than 2 nos of Seng Yong.

However during lunchtime, Seng Yong needs to eat 1.7 bowl of rice while Kar Fye needs to eat 1.4 bowl of rice.

2 nos of Seng Yong only eat 3.4 bowls but 4 nos of Kar Fye eat 5.6 bowls.

Processor's speed is sentence copying speed and power consumption is bowls of rice they eat.

Conclusion: The more core you have, the more power it consumes; The higher your processor's speed, the faster your handphone / computer's speed. Well, you know what I mean.

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Have you ever been so MAD?

Have you ever been so mad about someone's grammar that you want to flip your table?

She's one of my randomly added stranger in wechat.





















Her English gives me headache every time I read updates in wechat and I believe my fellow grammar nazi readers are ready to launch their nuclear to her location.

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