I prefer blogging my personal life stories compared to updating daily life in Facebook because I feel safe in here. Less people visit my blog.
Facebook is our best stalking platform nowadays, it's not used to connect people anymore, but it's a bitchy-attention whore-showoff-gossip-stalker platform for "friends".
It's like hey check out AAA! He's got a new girlfriend, wonder what happen to the previous one. Hey! BBB's wife just pregnant, poor guy! Hey, CCC got a new expensive gift from boyfriend, show off biatch! Hey, check out how many fries DDD had in her chicken chop plate and guess what colour is her drink!
K, i'm a facebook hater.
Anywhere, today I'm going to teach u how to blogging like a pro, step by step.
Here we go.
1. Copy all photos out from your phones or cameras into a folder.
Pro Tips: No people wants to see your bulk photos gallery, you lazy ass. Don't fricking upload all your photos on facebook or blog!
2. Organize your photos in separate folders properly for your convenience to blog later.
3. Upload to free photo management site like Photobucket.
4. Get those image links and post it in your blog drafts.
Pro tips: If you have any TOKONG ideas before you blog or during you pang sai session in toilet, note it down in your phone or quickly open your blog to draft it with cool title. It can be one of your millionaire dollar idea.
In case you don't know what is tokong.
5. Write some article relevant to your photos. Your photos is your ideas on blogging. No people wants to read thousand words.
Pro tips: Do not post your photos without sentence or captions. You are not professional photographer, your photos worth nothing. No people understand what u snap.
6. Save your billion idea posts, double check for grammar error, go temple pray and ask for appropriate date to post it.
Pro tips: And forget the to post them for the rest of your lifetime.
That's how I got 20% drafts of my total posts in my blog.
Now you know why my blog updates so slow XD
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