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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Cuci Mata Thursday III

Thanks for waiting my cuci mata thursday even i'm not sure got ppl wait for it or not XD


Today's vision and mission still same: wash ur balls, i mean wash ur eyes balls and give u power to chiong ur friday!



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Perfect Curve.

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And last pic...

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Hoi! Where do ur eyes stare at?!

Now i'm believe ur eye balls and ur balls are very satisfy after viewing such great balls.

Tell me if you like her :)

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Laught Out Loud Ads

Sorry for late update these weeks. So i'm gonna share nice ads again this week.

Best of the best ads which make me LOL really Loud.

I watched each of them at least 5 times oredi. So enjoy it :)


Honey? You pregnant? :0 (You gonna watch it second time to understand it)


If this sweet works, i will feed it to everybody. World is peaceful.



OHHH YEHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~ AON u rocks!

I love ADS :) (not aids)

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Cuci Mata Thursday II

I strongly apologize for my readers whose eyes became juling and had a really wet bad dream after read my first cuci mata post.

Seems like last week's model not ngam u ppl's taste.

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So this week i'm gonna intro another MM.




A true MM this time.




No more trick.




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Wanna have a bottle of milk?

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Fresh milk~ really fresh~

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Beachy look~

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MM with ball look.

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Second pose.


All of this not kik enough right? Not enough power to give u "UPHMMM" for this weekend?

Lai, proudly present more kik more nose bleeding pictures.



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With puppy.

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Aduh!



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How many of you?


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Wish that you're the doggie?

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Which suffocate inside the valley~~

Now enough to have your lovely sweet dream? You can start to sleep now :)

Enjoy ur full gauge power weekend.







We are not saying that the national car is not good

Picspay deleted my pic! Fxxkiu! It just a hot chick? How i'm explain to my readers if they desire to read my post?I will never use PICSPAY again!!!
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Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

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There's a planet on the "Somewhere Here" sign. It's a beautiful place.

There's a country on the planet named as "Southern of Hidden Arctic Inland".

If you still don't get it...

S-outhern
O-f
H-idden
A-rctic
I-nland


This country very special. With various type of alien species living together, all of them live peacefully in the country.

In this country, there's a news like this.




Mercedes E200 Kompressor

(瓜拉登嘉樓21日訊)登嘉樓州務大臣拿督阿末賽益強調,登州政府並未動用石油稅購買新官車。

他指出,州政府是經過深思熟慮,才決定動用在這之前已準備就緒的撥款,購入新官車,以節省常年開銷。

“這並不涉及石油稅,試問石油稅還未到手,我們要如何運用呢?”

他重申,州政府基于原有的國產統領V6 EXECUTIVE,維修費過高、容易損壞及不適合作長途車程使用等原因,才決定購買新官車。

“我們並非說國產車不好,可是事實是使用不到兩年,已出現排檔箱故障等問題。例如州行政議員杜振耀的官車,兩年期間已兩度故障,修維費高達5萬令吉。”

阿末賽益昨日在瓜登瑪芝雅王宮,出席配合登州蘇丹米占殿下46歲華誕舉行的祈禱儀式后,向傳媒這么說。

雖然開始時必須動用大筆款項,不過他說,長遠計州政府可省下大筆維修費。

登州政府宣佈耗資343萬令吉,購入14輛馬賽地E200 KOMPRESSOR官車,取代現有的國產統領V6 EXECUTIVE,作為州行政議員及州政府高級官員官車,引起各造議論紛紛。

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Proton Perdana V6 Executive

杜振耀:國產車維修費貴
安全撙節才換官車

登州行政議員杜振耀指出,州政府是基于安全及撙節理由,購買新官車。

他說,舊的國產統領V6 EXECUTIVE官車,購于2004年,除了沒有安全氣囊,車身也是經過銜接而成,對于乘客安全大打折扣。

他指出,國產官車維修費昂貴,平均每輛每月維修費超過3萬令吉。

“出現故障時必須送修,影響政府高官出席日常活動等問題,帶來許多不便。”

杜振耀說,州政府經連番考慮后,加上其中7輛國產官車,已脫售給多位原任州行政議員,現有官車不足應付需求,才決定購買新官車。

他重申,州政府購買的馬賽地E200 KOMPRESSOR款式官車,只屬基本而非最名貴型號,所以並不屬于浪費,反而能節省無謂的維修費用。詢及他本人的經驗,杜振耀說,他曾在前往吉隆坡途中,發生官車引擎冒煙拋錨問題,以至影響行程。

不過,他現今仍在使用國產官車,目前已有5名州行政議員已開始啟用新官車。

符芝萬:小事不應渲染
鉅款投資才須解釋

登嘉樓中華大會堂會長符芝萬認為,登州政府購買官車屬于芝麻小事,不應被大肆渲染。

他覺得,針對一些涉及天文數字的花費或投資項目,才是州政府應向人民詳加解說的重點。

“這些有形的花費並非大事,州政府認為應買就買,反而是無形且民間不知的大筆款項,才應小心花費。”

“就如購買官車一樣透明化,向人民交代州政府所花費的大筆款項的來龍去脈。”

符芝萬贊成州政府購買新官車決定,因為300多萬令吉對于州政府只屬芝麻小事,加上即使現任官員不在,也會有新的官員接任使用。


Lazy to read?

Let me compress all IMPORTANT data for you all.


1. 州政府基于原有的国产统领V6 EXECUTIVE,维修费过高、容易损坏及不适合作长途车程使用等原因,才决定购买新官车。

The state government had planned to purchase the cars for a long time now to replace its Proton Perdana V6 Executive fleet in a move to cut cost, because Perdana V6 Executive maintenance fee is too high, easy to break down and not suitable for long distance journey.

2. 他指出,國產官車維修費昂貴,平均每輛每月維修費超過3萬令吉

He said:" Maintenance cost for local car is very expensive, average maintenance cost for each car is RM30k per month!"

3. “我们并非说国产车不好,可是事实是使用不到两年,已出现排档箱故障等问题。例如州行政议员杜振耀的官车,两年期间已两度故障,修维费高达5万令吉。”

We are not saying that the national car is not good but in reality the cars will have problem in less than 2 years, particularly the gear boxes. Like someone's car, in two years time the car already broke down for two times, the repair cost is as high as RM50k.


4. 登州行政议员杜振耀指出,州政府是基于安全及撙节理由,购买新官车。
他说,旧的国产统领V6 EXECUTIVE官车,购于2004年,除了没有安全气囊,车身也是经过衔接而成,对于乘客安全大打折扣

He also said that:" The government change their car based on safety purpose. Old Proton Perdana V6 EXECUTIVE which bought on 2004, do not have air bag, etc etc, it will endanger the passenger's life.

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Maintenance cost for each car per month is RM30k?

Annual maintenance cost can buy a perfectly new fresh car.

WTF? They think their RAKYAT is blind+sohai+stupid one?

I wonder what will PROTON's CEO think when he look at how the government promote PROTON's car for them XD

We are not saying that the national car is not good but...

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Review of Chef At Home

We went to Chef at Home as Kenny Sia awarded it as BEST CASUAL DINING from his Kuching Food Award 2008.

Here's some of the menu.

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Warm Potato Salad ordered by Violet Kong-- RM6

JoJo Rate It: 3/5

It taste a bit like one kind of malay kueh.


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Teriyaki Chicken Chop with Rice ordered by JoJo-- RM8.50

JoJo Rate It: 4/5

You Pi You Qi, This chicken chop is juicy and cook nice with Japanese sauce.

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Mix Grill ordered by Happy and Jui-- RM19

Got lamb chop, chicken chop, fish and chips, 1 little sausage, fries and salad, hamik ocipala oso mix inside there.

Happy Rate It: 1/5

Reason: So lame!!!

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Forgot-wat-name-chicken-breast meat ordered by JenJen -- RM16

JoJo Rate It: 5/5

It's super-delicious, honestly, one bite and u don't wanna stop it. Too bad it's too little for heavy appetite monster like me, and it's a bit expensive too, for just two little slice of chicken breast meat. But it really awesome. Suitable for girls who don't want large meal.

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Grilled sirloin steak ordered by Rev -- RM26

I only take a little bloody piece of bite on that sirloin meat.

JoJo Rate It: 1/5

1 means markah kesian for the kerbau which die for this meal.

Why kerbau? It doesn't taste very nice, plus it's too chewy like chewing gum.

So what would Rev comment about it?



Rev Rate It: Bullshit/5

Reason:

JaMeS says:
it's bullshit

JaMeS says:
now i jaw so sore

JaMeS says:
eat lunch and dinner like hell

Rev: Oh gosh, my jaws are killing me. Damn that stupid hard steak.


The enviroment is nice. Happy give it 5/5 for the enviroment and his drink -- NESLO. Drink is cheap but food is expensive. Nice place for lim teh.

Just one thing not really good is there's too many mosquito. If you wanna lim teh there, make sure u bring girls go there because mosquito there more likely to suck girl's blood. :)

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Furthermore, Rev and Happy said that Kenny sia's Best Chicken Rice and Best Sarawak Laksa award suck doesn't ngam their taste.

They went to Hainan Street Restaurant and found out it doesn't taste very nice. They rather go SCR.

Hmmm... Kenny's taste not ngam with us XD

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Cuci Mata Thursday

Friendship of a beast and his friends from Ginny-- really touched me for every single time i watch it, you can feel it too :)
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I discover that there're not many boys/mans who visit my blog. Mostly are girls, why ar? I think it's time to think about the reasons liao...

(After thinking for 10 seconds...)

Oh tut! I know what's the fcking reason liao.

Because i don't post any leng lui collections pics such as Cuci Mata of Rojaks.

This!!

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Taken from rojaks.

And this!!!

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Taken from rojaks.

Boys/Mans need this kind of thing to boost up their power. And also keep it as material to do SOMETHING else.

Well, since Rojak's cuci mata is on wednesday, so i'm not gonna plagiarize his idea.

From now on I announce that THURSDAY is JoJo's cuci mata day!

Hurray!

Why i choose Thursday? It's because tomorrow is FRIDAY. Everybody love FRIDAY isn't it?

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Friday?! OMG It's FRIDAY!

Friday is every week's last day of work(for most of the ppl) and study(for most of the students too) . When think of Friday, everybody is damn happy like this.

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Tomorrow's a holiday! Burst into tears.

And by looking at leng lui's pics. It inspire and give u "UMPHHH" to enjoy ur weekend especially go for clubbing.

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Hot chicks

More and more...

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HOT CHICKSSSSS

And may be get laid on ur weekend night.

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Don't you wish you girlfriend is hot like me~~

Ok back to my topic. CUCI MATA THURSDAY's main purpose is to increase my readers who equip with kuku bird one.

Now i produly present my LENG LUI collection of this week!!!








Half naked baby! Extreme 18+.









Unknown model from China.

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Nice butt!








Interest? Here you go...











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I really no lie u 1 right?

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Half naked right?

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Perhaps a girl too, we don't know right?

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Just her boobs a bit flat.

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May be A- cup.

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Photo shoot at great scenery.

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With special costume.

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And some onion too.

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Nice pose.

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Diu! So many pics.

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See how generous i am.


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To share all these with you.

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This pose look familiar among famous model.


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Flying without wing.

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Finally last pic with killer smile :)


I bet you love her.

Do you still look forward for my next thursday's CUCI MATA post?