Leavin' by Jesse McCartney

Thanks for Janice's Sharing. Running away is a peace and slow songs. It neutralized my brain after listen to noisy songs like No AIR NO AIR~~~


JoJo intro you 1 english song today.

Leavin' by Jesse McCartney

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An Apple Farm's Story

They said they cant tahan anymore if keep give us subsidize, our government gonna bankrupt if keep feeding us. We as their supporter should bear with them.

Anyhow, some ppl do agree that the petrol of our country should increase due to global petrol price increase drastically.

Let me tell u what's petrol subsidize of our beloved government told us.

A story of an apple farm. (We all like apple, isn't it?)

~~~I~~~

In an apple farm, there were one tauke and 5 workers.

Everyday the farm produce 10 apples. Each of them ate 1 apple per day. So left 4 apple for sell.

Each apple can sell RM10. So the tauke got RM40.

Maintenance fee of ocipala things in farm cost RM25.

So net profit is RM15. This tauke divided RM10 to 5 of the workers (each get RM2) and he got RM5 for himself.

~~~II~~~

After a year, the tauke die jor. New tauke came and had a new plan. He told the workers:" To maintain our farm's quality, all of the apple u ate need charge with RM1, u compare to the other people outside, they eat an apple with the price of RM10 but u eat an apple with the cost of RM1, sibei cheap!"

So ma boh pien, workers works diam diam everyday and only paid with RM1 salary per day.

Now the new tauke sell the 4 apples and got profit of RM40. With the maintenance cost RM25, he left RM15. He paid the workers with RM5 and he got profit of RM10.

He got double from the previous tauke. Smart right?

~~III~~~

A year later, the price of an apple increase drastically to RM20. He took 4 of the apples to sell and untung RM80.

Due to the inflation(通货膨胀), farm maintenance cost increase from RM25 to RM40.

He paid the maintenance cost(RM40) and workers' salary(RM5), now he got RM35.

Compare to a year ago, he earned more RM25. Good for him. But the workers still got RM1 per day only.

The fucking greedy tauke told the workers:" You see now an apple sell with RM20, but u all eat with RM1 only, how lucky you are? 5 of you eat RM100 of apple, but you all pay RM5 for all of that. I need subsidize RM19 for each of you. Total subsidize RM95, it's unfair!!! My farm gonna bankrupt soon if keep going like this."

"From now on, u all pay RM1.50 for an apple, like this i only subsidize RM18.50 per person, it's still many you know? Be tauke very hard one."

As workers, they can do nothing, because IT'S THEIR CHOICE, THEY CHOSE HIM AS HIS TAUKE, they can only listen to his order.

Now the tauke earn RM35+RM0.50x5=RM37.50.

Can you see that all of his profit come from the workers?

Workers = Us
Tauke is tauke la.
Apple = petrol
The price of apple worker paid to eat = the petrol price we pay

Higher price we pay, less subsidize of tauke, more profit for tauke :)

After read this, u should noticed that, We export petrol, not import petrol, why a petrol exporter country earn so much from the increase of global petrol price, we still need pay to get higher price?

I love my country but ...

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80% (4 out of 5 voters -_-" so sia suei, 5 voters only) had complain that i should change my blog address.

So i decide to changed address to momojojo.blogspot.com because it got the highest vote. But hor got 1 Singaporean named as JoJo too who love anime and comic, had took the domain.

His/Her last post is august 18,2004. -_-"



But nvm, i still choose my address as momojojo2008.blogspot.com.

Due to new opening of my new blog, YOU (my blog's readers, i think less than 10 person) are proudly award with a teh si peng(I dare to say the best teh si peng in the world) from me . Please remind me when u visit me in Kuching yea XD


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P/S: And don't complain about my header image, i had designed it for 2 hours :)

Man's Underwear

Warning: To little girl out there especially baba, if u will feel shy disgusting after look at MEN's private part, please don't proceed. Go watch Taiwan love drama like 王子变青蛙.




While shopping with Jenjen at Bolibird, we saw this at Men's underwear department.



U know what? To take a pic like this really need guts. If u don't believe, u just go have a try. Take this challenge.


1st try. Photo becomes blur cause scare ppl see me catch a photo of model's private part.

Everything seems ok right now but allow me to show you the other model's private part first.


XXX brand. No good.

Why not good? Ngaiti! It's a MEN's underwear. Not girl's panties. Why it looks exactly flat one? We're MAN, ok?

A STRONG+HEALTHY+NORMAL should got this kind of effect after wear.


YYY brand. Can see the effect right?

But hor... it still not yet achieve man's desire. U know a STRONG+HEALTHY+NORMAL man always want his little brother look EXTREME STRONG so that he can display proudly when he go for a swim or have a sweet night with his girl. It's the same theory with girls/womans. Girls/womans always want to make their boobs look bigger either rub stg medicine on it, eat any recipe which can boosts up the size, or wear push up bra to make the shape look better. SIZE IS A MATTER. Same goes for Man.

I proudly present this.


ZZZ brand. Super good. Man will love it.

Why GOOD?


Fulama! Don't play play.

It's huge! What's inside there?

Ok, the question now is, does the model's private part...

a) have potato/banana inside?
b) was build originally to have this extreme strong look?
c) is a real thing inside.
d) look like that because it ate vigra.

To figure it out for u all, my next challenge is to touch


This part.

What the TUT

Don't read this unless u r too damn free.

This is my first time and last time to answer this kind of thing. Don't TAG me anymore. Pif.

1. Do you eat a lot of fast food?
I eat very slow.

2. Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
Cheek.


3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Who would happy if he/she can't get enough sleep?


4. Have you ever streaked?
Steak? Apa ni?


5. Are you an understanding person?
Sometimes.


6. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Weakling prince caspian.


7. Did you pray before you went to bed last night?
Pray to have wet dream.


8. What did you last get upset about?
When i want to buy car, house, etc etc and i discover i don't have money.


9. Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
Yea, just bought mentos xtrm mint.


10. Does it make you happy to get letters in the mail?
If it's a love letter XD


11. What are you looking forward to this summer?
Everyday in Kuching is summer.


12. Who was the last person you ate with?
Eh Victor bong?


13. Do raisins belong in cookies?
It should belong in my mouth.


14. What’s your screen name?
Screenie.


15. Walking into a party, what’s the first thing you notice?
Touch My Body


16. Are you currently taking a science class in school?
I'm studying society university. Currently don't hv this subject.


17. You’ve just won a free vacation to either South America or North Korea?
Free vacation? Who sponsor me? Janice?


18. Kiss on the first date?
Har? NO! I'm pure like an angel. I want leave my first kiss on my 1st night of wedding.


19. Would you rather have chicken or steak?
I'm not hungry now.


20. What’s one thing you’ve learned?
Tag is tut. Tag me if only need answer 2 questions.


21. Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Jenjen.


22. Would you ever donate blood?
I wish too but i'm not chubby enough.


23. How many snack machines are in your school?
I never see a snack machines before.


24. Have you ever felt replaced?
I'm priceless.


25. Are there deerheads covering any walls in your house?
...


26. Do you believe in karma?
YEA. ABSOLUTELY. Finally a question i'm interest to answer.


26. Have you ever been asked out?
By my gay friends.


27. Are you good at telling jokes?
Nope.


28. Do you wish you had smaller feet?
I wish to enlarge stg else.


29. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Sure i do.


30. When ordering sushi, what do you get?
Tauhu denganku?


31. How many of your friends have seen you naked?
WTF? My kuku is priceless. Must ONLY let my wife see in the first night of wedding.


32. Do you write in cursive or in print?
???


33. What were you doing at 10 am?
Day dreaming.


34. Are you different now than you were six months ago?
No.

35. What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
How do i know?


I TAG my Mom.

since my mommy dunno how to blog, so... no harm :)

Vote!

Thanks to all my visitor!!! I donno how many of you read this blog, but only 5 ppl vote on "Should i change my blogspot address?" Well, thanks for u guys who had vote. Now i need ur help again to choose which address do u prefer and most easiest for u to remember. Many ppl claim that my address suck, hard to type and hard to remember.

And, No no, i'm not gonna use jc.blogspot.com. I'm not big boss like stewie and kennysia. Lol.

Pantang

This story damn funny for me. We're going to climb gunung gading today. Happy gonna disappointed coz some1 kenot go, it's a golden chance for him. Anyhow, it's another topic.

I told my sister i will go climb mountain 2 days ago.

Sis: You ppl go climb mountain ar, many things kenot do wor, you know?
Me: I know. I had gone many times d.
Sis: Kenot call ppl's name ar, kenot turn ur head back when ppl call u ar, kenot pick any flowers there ar.
Me: Ok i got it sis.

Then the morning before i depart. I deliver ayam to my mommy at the market.

Mom: Raining wor, which mountain u gonna climb?
Me: Lundu.
Mom: You.... you...
Me: (Hmmm... mommy gonna warn me some pantang as my sis told me again)




Mom: You... better don't cincai PEE anywhere.
Me: !!!



WTF? What kind of person do you think? I'm ur son??!! OK?

Do I look like I will PEE anywhere? -_-"