Childhood Ruined

Kimberly:" I like Hello Kitty!"



Me:" Hello kitty isn't cute at all. Pikachu is cuter!"

Kim:" No! I love Hello Kitty more! I got hello kitty bag hello kitty this and hello kitty that!"



And I grabbed her hello kitty fan over.


Wait...

Me: "Why is it cute? It got no mouth!"


For...

Kimberly:" That's why it's cute!"


It...

Me:" Wait a minute..."


Childhood...

Me:" That's not its nose! That's a mouth! "


Ruined Forever...

Me:" It's doing a O shape mouth!"

She grabbed it back and stared at the fan.

And laughed out loud.



Poor girl, she can never unseen this forever again.





Troll.

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Wiwi Loves Massage

The other day I was going to show off my late hamster's overload cuteness video to my new friend.

I uploaed one of his video on youtube about how I massaged his back and he stood still for me to molest.

I remember I used to named the video as "Wiwi loves massage" so i search it in youtube and the results came out.



Dafuq?



Youtube dafuq?

I didn't massage wiwi like that, ok?

But, thank you for your suggestion.

I will keep the records for my future reference.

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Our Education Is Killing Our Creativity I

Remember I wrote this post about creativity?



And just now I read about this 9gag post.



I got my own story about the limitation of creativity growing in our education system.

The other day I was sitting in living room and overheard my sister in law checking her daughter's homework.

Renee had her colouring homework done.

She's colouring her elephant into pink colour.

Her mother scolded her:" Why your elephant is in pink colour? It's suppose to be grey! You are wrong! Later your teacher scold you!"

I'm thinking this type of accusation is not correct, if she has her imagination, just let her imagination fly.

Don't attempt to pull her to ground just like how we adults live for the rest of our life.

I think the dinosaur parenting is what parents nowadays should do.

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I think I'm just fall in love~

Awwwwwwwwwww~

Don't look at me and smile like that~



My heart skip a beat~

GIF source+Video source

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Why can't you learn from him?

This (真心话) make me bei tahan.


Source

Girl: Go away! I don't want to talk with you! Why Stacy's boyfriend so nice to her? Why can't you learn from him?

(真心话): But... Stacy is a lot prettier than you...

A truth that can never be told.

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Actually my birthday is on 30th January!

Cute story.

I was in Kuching for short holiday and that day coincidentally is my niece, Renee's birthday. I bought her two wrapped gifts and passed to her after our dinner.

She grabbed it silently and looked very shy.

My nephew, Alvin and other niece, Kimberly saw this and have this sparkling eyes and there's rainbow vomit from their mouth.



Kimberly asked me if I'm coming back on 26th of October because that's her birthday! I said no I wont be back that time because it's too close with my current holiday. I still bought her present in the end though.

I went back home and tell Renee that you didn't greet thank you just now and that is very rude.

She came to me and say thank you many times and that's adorable. I request a kiss from her and she gave it to me.



Then, her brother, Alvin came to me.

He said:" 你知道吗，小叔？很多人都以为我的生日是在四月。其实我的生日是在30th January! / You know what, Xiao Shu? Many people think that my birthday is on April. Actually my birthday is on 30th January!"

I almost burst out laughter but I tahan kin.

This poor kid was clearly want a birthday gift from me too but too shy to tell me he wants it so he INDIRECTLY told me his birthday date.

Kids nowadays, tsk tsk tsk.

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