Say Hello to 2012

Had a Christmas Eve dinner with JenJen at Party Play, KK.

Designed two pictures to participate their competition but fail to go into Top 3.

Too bad I failed my creativity but I'm still gonna share my products with u all. ^_^



And I created a MeMe version (hope Haruko Bev don't dislike my meme, lol)



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Say Good bye to 2011, it's time to take a good look of your accomplishment, also learn from the past;



and Say Hello to 2012, look in front of you and energize yourself for another great tomorrow.

I like how Janice review her 2011.

When i flip back my previous post. January, Febuary, March...till December post. Life has been treating me good.
Of cause I have my ups and downs but certainly i'm the lucky one among billions of out there.
I have family, friends, lover, colleague all around me. What else can I ask for? Wealth? well...money don't come easily, but so far so good.
2011 is definitely a good year for me.

I have a same review of her. I love you, Janice!

People usually write their new year resolution, and see whether they complete the goals in the end of the year.

I don't want to do that because all of my goals are long term goals.

Hereby, I write down my lifetime resolutions which I wish to complete.

1. Master my piano keyboard.
2. Buy a drum set and master it.
3. Buy a bicycle.
4. Own an imported car.
5. Buy a new house with a great sound insulation KTV room.
6. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life.

Deadline: Before I die.



Jojo wishes all of my readers survive 2012!

Let's not die in this year!

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69

What is 69 for me.




instead of



However, cow, you looks cool on your new car.



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Japanese MM

The other day when I was waiting for boarding in KK's airasia terminal, I saw a group of kids who were lining up and waiting for aeroplane.



From their spoken language and printed words on their shirt, I believe they are Japanese.


Dreamer.

Kids nowadays really lucky, they travel overseas when they are still young, not like us, travel using our hard-ass-earn-money.



They even got camera to take picture of their inner mouth structure.


Say AHHHHHHH...

When I was young, I can only do it by open my mouth wide and look in the mirror, to see what's inside my mouth.

They did it with just a camera. Easy and quick. Bravo.

On the other side, girls played cards.



I randomly spotted a cute MM with blushing cheek.



Overdose cuteness.



I wish to have her as my daughter until she tried to be more comfortable of herself.


By squatting.







My pretty young cute japanese MM.



She's a woman!

Me. Shock.



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• 冬 •至 • Winter solstice •

2 days ago, I saw someone posted "Tang Yuan / glutinous rice dumplings" in FB.



I thought, oh wow, I'm gonna miss my Winter solstice celebration with my family again. I will miss eating "Tang Yuan" again.

Previously for the 4 years I studied in university, I missed all this festival celebration with my family.

It's not a big deal but I love the feeling that by the day before this festival, my mom start to knead the flour, put natural vegetable like yam, pandan leaves and tapioca  as the flour's natural colouring, rub them into round shape and boiled them. After it's cooked, my mom will tell everyone to eat. You can eat as much as you want.

So well okay, since I am outstation now, nothing to complain.

So JenJen pay me a visit around these days.

She brought me a whole box of these.


Tang yuan with peanut butter and tausa inside.

She made it for whole afternoon, and frozen them and brought over here, with pandan leaves and rock candy.



It means a lot for me.

Anyhow, wish all of my blog readers...




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A special post dedicate for Cow

With the wonderful celebration of my blog's big fans reader - Ferdinand Chai (aka Cow Chai) 's who just graduated from University LimKokWing, I decide to write a congratulation post for him.



Cow, you need to be clear and proud that when I write a post about someone in my precious blog, that particular person will instantly gain uber fame in worldwide.

That's because my blog is a well known celebrity blog which has average 3 visitors per day.

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The story starts here, the other day when I saw this sticker in supermarket,



The first thought that came out from my mind was...

I want to stick this sticker on Cow (aka Ferdinand)'s car.

I think this sticker looks exactly PERFECT on his car.

To fully visualize what will this sticker looks on your car, I will photoshop this 1Malaysia sticker on your car.

It's been a while since I show-off my photoshop skill.

Some company like Arcady Sdn Bhd want to hire me with annual salary RM120k to work with them because of my superb photoshop skill but I rejected.

I'm sorry.

I want to do what I like - as an engineer. So you must do what you like too, OK?

However, I'm willing to do it for FREE, just for you,

Cow. Just for you.

After 3 hours of cautious editing using Photoshop CS6, I hereby present you this.









Cow Chai - JUST ME and ONE MALAYSIA.














How it looks? Superb, right?



That's how our prime minister look like when he saw your car.

He's proud of you with falling tears.

But I believe now you own a brand new car - RX8.

No worry, my friend.

I already bought one of the sticker and I will stick it on your new car when I go back to Kuching on Chinese new year. As a graduation present.

I know what you want to say to me, cow.

I know.

I love you too.



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How to revenge forwarded chain SMS or email

Last time, I hate to receive chain sms or email.



It's something like this
1. Bla bla bla if you're not going to forward this message to 10 people, your family/your lover/you 're going to die in 3 hours.
2. Bla bla bla if you not going to forward this message to 20 people, something bad will happen to you / ghost will haunt you tonight.


OMFG! So scary!

I was so scared when I received this kind of message.

I scared that something bad might happen to me or someone I loved, or I scared that ghost will come kill me during the time I sleep, for no reason.

I must do something to protect myself.

I don't want to die, thus, I must forward this message to pass the curse to someone else.

What I did is...

I changed the number like "10 people" to "100 people".

And send back to the person who forward the message to me.

The message became -  "If you're not going to forward this message to 100 people, your family/your lover/you 're going to die in 30 seconds."



Now, let's see who will die first.

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Raping the replay button for this song.


Mat Kearney - Sooner Or Later.

Heard this song from this amazing Google video.


Zeitgeist 2011: Year In Review

Enjoy your weekend.

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ONE BIG FAMILY Part 3

Read Part 1 and Part 2 if not you will not catch the ball.

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Continue about the party.

Forgot who was the game planner but this is a well-known game.

While music was playing, they needed to spin around the chairs which less one number compare to the total number of people.



Let's start the music.



The music will suddenly stop and they need to put their butt on a chair to proceed to next round. If you fail to sit on any chair, you will be eliminated!



When the music stop, those gentle ladies will suddenly transform from a kitty to a LIONESS, they ROAR!!!

Cbox

@tag JenJen, Janice, Keryn, Bev and others.

Since shoutmix is going to stop its service (effective from January 2012) for free users, I change my chatterbox to Cbox.



Cbox has not much differences compare to shoutmix.

Just that admin can only delete messages from cbox user panel, not in your own blog.



You can also add lots of emoticon list.

Another feature I like in Cbox is this CAPTCHA.



It requires people to type in some random words before post out their comments. It may troublesome a bit but it can prevent those blogwalkers (I hope so too).



It seems like they are using third party software to auto spam message in people's shoutbox in order to get unique traffic.

I hate them so much that I delete their comments everyday in shoutmix.

However, please do drop by in my cbox when you visit, at least I know there are still human beings visiting my blog.

Not aliens or blogwalkers.

Cheers.

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ONE BIG FAMILY Part 2

It's been a while since I write my original post, no youtube and 9gag in this post.

This pic reminded me that I had a post regarding their big family - ONE BIG FAMILY Part 1.



I wrote ONE BIG FAMILY Part 2 after Part 1 but I was too lazy to finish all the writings. Sorry for the long wait, my readers.

It's been 3 years, everything has change in the blink of an eye, especially Keryn's hair, and the small baby too.

Others like JenJen, Paradise, Bev, Lydia, Carmen and Angel look almost the same, what kind of sorcery is that?

Do remember to read the previous post before you proceed.

By the way, congratulation for your freedom, Keryn and Bev. Finally you made it.

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Ok, let's continue about this family things. To avoid you close this entry, I'm gonna show you THE MMsss inside this family.


Not a MM...




But the MMsss...




Ready to cuci ur eye balls...





The girls. (Include the youngest and smallest one who still sucking the pacifer -- she's the Future MM)

The picture above only show 15% of the family members. Not all girls are in there.

Let me show u another pic while the families were gathering on Chinese New Year.


The MMsss (Including the youngest and smallest who posed V ^_^ V too, definitely future MM)

OK. Now I believe you die die also will not leave this entry until u finish reading.

Continue about the party.

Simon's Cat

I love cats.


Simon's Cat in 'The Box'


Simon's Cat in 'Santa Claws'


Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'

I just love cats.

Kids React

I coincidentally check out one of the Kids React video.

I'm having a good day watching their videos.

Basically it's just a group of adult show a bunch of smart kids with some internet viral videos and ask them questions.

But they always pop out something funny with serious face that makes me giggle.


Kids React to Viral Videos #4 (David After Dentist, Justin Bieber Hit at Concert

I didn't know that kids hate Justin Bieber so much! They said he looks like a girl, and think that he sucks. LoL!

Guang by Quek Shio Chuan

One of my favourite video from BMW Shorties 2011.



I had been watching videos from previous years BMW shorties, this contest proves that Malaysian can produce really good films, yet they not giving a single chance by government.

Government only subsidized those so-called director with the stories like







Well, everything is boleh on our Boleh-land by boleh-government.

However, you can check on the top 10 nomination videos on BMW Shorties 2011.

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And for those who were far from their home.



Cheers.

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20th Century Fox Opening

Why I laugh?



There's nothing funny. Why I laugh?

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Bite your lips

To all my female readers, forget about duck face.

Camwhoring urself by BITE YOUR LIPS!



It will becomes a new trend in Facebook Profile Pictures.



Guys love it, and so do I. It's sexy.



P/S: I didn't know that 嘟嘴 called as duck face. Lol!

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FOCUS!

What you need to do is....




Focus on her head




and focus on her head




just focus on her head.








Focus on her head.

AH!



IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU!

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Direction to Hell

Dark humour video that I watch more than 10 times. Love it.


All of the vulgar words are censored inside this video.

For better understanding, I write out their conversation.

Time Killer Websites

Bored of your days?

Nothing to do in working hours like me?

Had a bad shitty day?

No mood to watch p0rn?

Well, I'm here to introduce you some very TOKONG websites.

Totally meaningless 废废 websites but absolutely can give you great laughter for your day.

I'm serious, not recommend to read them while working hours because you gotta LOL so fricking LOUD,

that your boss may find out you're reading one of them.

1. 9GAG  Rate: ★★★★★


A website that ruined my life. Enter it and it will ruin yours. Seriously. No joke.

Brighten Your Day

I like what JS did. They passed some random people with Kinder chocolate with an encourage note.

They brightened someone's day.

I think I wanna do something similar like that.

May be some red roses with some love letter for some single ladies in some shopping complexes.

Anyone mind to be my cameraman?

Seriously? It's like you're...

This part gave me a LOL.



Screenshot from Crazy Stupid Love.