Jokes

Here's the joke from jacky wu's whos. Really laugh my ass off.

Jay chou got sing a song named FUCK YOU SHIT!
Really!

So the song's chourus sounds like this:

你发如雪 凄美了离别
我焚香感动了谁
邀明月 让回忆皎洁
爱在月光下完美...

ni fuck you shit qi mei le li bie~

From 齊天大勝 9/9/06...

There's one song named "赶羚羊"...来自新疆的民歌...

Lyric:
赶羚羊 草枝摆
羚羊最爱爱众人赶
众人赶羊 赶羚羊
羚羊众人笑开怀
比羚羊 赛羚羊
骑得更胜赛马趣
老枝摆 嫩枝摆
草枝摆开鸟飞来...

i dont know how to translate in english. pai seh. But if u know madarin, sure will lol.

to those who know, try read it the words
赶羚羊 -- kan-ni-nia
草枝摆 -- cao-ci-bai
(It really do sound like that, not rude words :p)


and the last two lines sure will make ur laugh out loud.