The Black Swan Transformation

Found this article somewhere and was surprised with the transformation.

Decide to translate this page for CKF since he's my hardcore reader.

Please read the Original Post: [隨談] 黑天鵝變身史 if you understand mandarin.

I will try to translate in the simplest way.

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Why I want to write this?

Because he's my best friend and he has zero confidence on himself, he's still think he's fugly nowadays.

Due to the fact he always take care of me, I'm going to help him.

University Photo:





His fluffy hair was his signature.

He keep it like that because he don't know how to manage his hair.



He mentioned that he know he isn't a good looking guy, so when someone took his photo, he always make those weird pose, or silly face.



One day, he finally decided to change his curly hair to something else, he went to barber shop and straightened them.



Within two weeks, the hair recovered to his original style.



So, he gave up, completely.

I heard his outfit are adopted by his friends or relatives.



He was skinny all the time, until he trained for some time in soldier camp, and he finally gain some fat.

He said that was the best handsome look for his whole life.



Even though he knows he is same fugly deep inside his heart, but he's starting gaining some confidence.



This is the first time I saw him.

After he studied in foreign university, the tummy disappeared and the outfit is always the same fugly style.



He said he like to do stupid pose, because he lack of confident.

He's not even drunk when taking this pic!

Due to the reasons above,

I finally decided to help him transform.

Next, is the steps toward his transformation.



First, I need to save his curly hair.



After trimming and setting, it's awesome!



He looks cooler with this hair, even he's still wearing the same old wear.

Next!


Let's try the contact lens.


Contact lens help you enlarge the eyeballs.


And there you go...

Tada!




With the little mustache, he starts to look so much different.




Additional points for the new outfit.

Then, I persuaded him to wear an earring on his left ear.



And more style for him...

Hat... not working...



Others...





A Ray Ban sunglasses!



 Slim fit jeans!



New shoes.



And the latest pic...



After a year's transformation, he began to realize how much it differs.



This post is dedicated to the past best friend, and the present husband, him.

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Isn't that transformation surprise you?!

I think laziness is the excuse for all the ugly people, not only woman, but men... like me!

P/S: Pat pat on my back, Johnny, you can do much better than him! *shy*

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So Many Chinese Out There!

Last few weeks, I went back to Kuching to celebrate Chap Goh Mei with my family.

The day before I went back to KK, I had dinner with them.

Out of no where, they were reminding me to look for new girlfriend, again!

This reminder from my brother is like 3752 times since I am single.

Before I really look for a new one, I wanted to know what's my family's requirements.

I gave them a few probable options and wanted to see their responds.



1.

"Mom, what if I find a foreigner as my gf later? Vietnamese ah, Indonesian ah, Filipino ah? Pretty one la XD"

Mom: " Fuck you."

Sister in law: "You can communicate meh?"

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Basically my mom disagree, she said newspaper got a lot of news that their foreigner wives ran away.

So, foreigner girl is highly not recommended for me.

2.

"Then, how about native (la kia)? Iban ah, Kadazan ah, Dusun ah, Bidayuh ah... Pretty one la XD"

Mom: " Fuck you. So many Chinese out there you don't want?"

Sister in law: "Hard to communicate with them leh."

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

So she disagreed again because so many Chinese pretty girls out there for me to hunt and probably my family can't communicate with indigenous.



I'm a bit disappoint with their disagreement because I quite like native girls, they are more friendly and easy going, some of them really lovely and beautiful :(

3.

" How about buy ONE FREE ONE?"

Mom:" This one OK."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Bro:" Yea this one OK, I'm open minded one"

??????????????????????????????



I'm very very surprised that they can accept this.

I know that some people can't accept their child or grandchild does not have their bloodline.

For me, I don't mind too because I don't like kids, bloodline or not doesn't matter.



Even though they have their agree and disagree, I believe no matter which girl I look for later, they will support me. :p

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Sunrise, Sunse, Midnight

I just catch up a series of romance movies lately and wish to share with you guys.

Before Sunrise (1995)


Before Sunrise, the love spark at the first sight, lots of love, overwhelming romance and the ending that you need to wait for 9 years if u watched it in 1995.

Before Sunset (2004)


Before Sunset, 9 years after their incident, to love or not love, and the ending that you need to wait for 9 years if u watched it in 2004.

Before Midnight (2013)


Before Midnight, everything turns into reality, I'm truly sad seeing how things turned up, well, it's happy ending but I know in most reality, it doesn't work and end well.

All these movies have a lot of acting and non stop talking, nothing fancy but I think worth to watch, better than those BS drama.

And now I have to wait for 9 years, if they have one, hopefully there's another one on 2022 :)

Feel free to download them HERE, with Chinese and English subtitle.

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Achievement Unlocked: Tip of Borneo 2013

During the visit of Fish and Frog, we visited a place named Tip of Borneo.

I wish to tell you the location of tip of Borneo but my middle finger isn't long enough.


Middle finger

I believe this is the tip.


Beautiful tip.

I don't know. They were trying something like Jack and Ross or two flying eagles.


Two flying eagles i think.


Munching mini croissant.

And me!


This is me!

Auntie is blocking the amazing sea view.


Auntie, go away!

Under the tip of Borneo, there's a amazing unpolluted beach.


I love beach!


Us!







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How to go here? You can drive from KK but the road journey is suffering because of the under construction road condition.


Jump!

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Thirtee-One

The other day I sent my mom to clinic to take medicine.

We waited for a moment and another patient who is my mom's regular customer, came in.

She greeted us and sat beside us to chat with my mom.

She pointed me and asking my mom:" Is he your grandchild?"

Grandchild..... Uh....



My mom giggled:" Hohohoho, no la, he's my youngest son. You see him got baby face (嫩) right?"

"Yalo, he very 嫩 oh~"

"You guess how old is he? Hohoho~" my mom answered with other patients stop their chat and listening to our conversation while looking my "嫩" handsome face. *shy*



"Aiya, form 5 like that ah?"

"Bo la~ He's 31 already. Hohoho~ " my mom giggled again.

"Is it??? What your mom fed u la~" She showed her surprise on her expression.

Hold it, you two!



Stop right there!

"Mom, I'm only 29!" I cut into their conversation.

"You're going to 31 this October ma~ Hohoho~"

According to Chinese tradition, you add 1 year to your actual age, since my birthday is October, I'm not going to admit I'm 30 yet.

Wait a minute.

Why do I care so much about my age, I'm a manly man, I shouldn't care.

*shy*

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Let's go home

After two and half years of working here, good or bad, sad or happy, finally it's time for final packing.



Lots of lots of things, trying to get more boxes to pack them back.

And don't forget my companion.



Hereby, I wish to write a letter for my bear and dedicated this song for him.

To Mr. Christmas Bear,

I'm glad that you came here with me since August 2012. I know you didn't want to leave your beloved family back then but I'm glad that you give yourself great courage and decided to accompany me, you know I will be lonely, and I am. Who knows in the end, it's just you and me. I know you had been staying awake and protecting me every night from nightmares or monsters etc, to assure me having a good night sleep. Good job, bear, you are doing it great, I have less nightmares. No worries, pal, I will bring you back with me. It's time. Let's go home.

Love,
Momojojo

Sounds childish but... I love this bear.

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The Great Passage

Just finish watching this movie - The Great Passage.



Personal rating: 7/10

The story plot is slow... and boring for most of the people, but I manage to finish it.

It's a movie similar to Departures, a story telling a job that nobody willing to work for.

This movie is about creating a dictionary, not a fancy thing, didn't know editing a dictionary can take so much trouble and time to complete them.

I thought dictionary is created by some magical fairy sprinkle some fairy dust on a blank book. Now I know how it is truly done.

Furthermore, I like how Japanese promote their spirit and determination in their own movie.

And their Japanese wife attitude in the movie, simply love it~

If you think you can handle this movie, feel free to download it HERE, with Chinese subtitle only.

Oh, one last fun trick to share with you from the movie.

Word: Right
Definition: Number 10, 0 is your RIGHT.

Useful for people who don't know how to differentiate left and right :)

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