and I have to post this even it's already 12:26am.
As I said before...
I have to rate this movie a 2/10.
Ladies and gentleman, one of my lowest rated movie so far.
I gave this movie a very high expectation but it gave me a very destructive disappointment.
The reason I gave this movie a very high expectation is because of The Dark Knight which released in 2008 is totally unbeatable, one of my favorite movie in lifetime.
From the beginning till the end of this movie, I just don't get it.
How comes Christopher Nolan want to destroy this movie?
This movie shouldn't named as Batman: The Dark Knight Rises.
It should named as Batman: The Dark Knight FALLEN!
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Well, I don't care if you already watch it or not, I'm gonna expose the fricking spoilers because I don't want you to watch it.
1.The story plot is a mess. Batman is a pussy in this movie.
I don't get it.
There's a lot of boring talking inside this movie.
There's a lot of intense music in this movie but there's no intense climax.
Everything is going in fast pace but I can't understand it.
Batman has these spine bones protruded out of his body, doctor punch his fricking bones into his body, days later batman can do extreme exercises.
And batman can't even jump over a fricking gap in a weird spiral prison which we never know since director didn't show us how far is the gap.
Even though jumping the gap is a test, how can you suddenly grow stronger by succeed the test and beat the crap out of the mighty Bane? This is nonsense.
2. Batman's armor can withstand bullets and repetitive punches of Bane but it can't handle a little knife. I don't get it.
3. Batman shoot all his bullets and missiles like there's no tomorrow to a truck which transport a nuclear weapon, just to stop the truck. SO HARDCORE!
4. Seriously, your aircraft design sucks.
5. Seriously, why bad guys always talk so much and not just blow the fricking world up?
It happens in every movies, bad guy always gives chance to hero to fight back by giving hero a lot of motivation talks.
Why you not just shut the fuck up and kill the hero? Why you no learn from other heroes movie?
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For those who want to watch this movie, don't bother about it, save your time and money.
I had wasted 3 hours of life, even a Japanese porn has a better story plot than this movie.
Last but not least, this is the making of how Batman create his own poster.
HAHA!
P/S: If you really want to go watch this movie, re-watch the previous two Batman movies so you will not pissed off like me, I totally catch no ball, after all I think this movie is for a true Batman fans.
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