Bite your lips

To all my female readers, forget about duck face.

Camwhoring urself by BITE YOUR LIPS!



It will becomes a new trend in Facebook Profile Pictures.



Guys love it, and so do I. It's sexy.



P/S: I didn't know that 嘟嘴 called as duck face. Lol!

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FOCUS!

What you need to do is....




Focus on her head




and focus on her head




just focus on her head.








Focus on her head.

AH!



IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU!

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Direction to Hell

Dark humour video that I watch more than 10 times. Love it.


All of the vulgar words are censored inside this video.

For better understanding, I write out their conversation.

Time Killer Websites

Bored of your days?

Nothing to do in working hours like me?

Had a bad shitty day?

No mood to watch p0rn?

Well, I'm here to introduce you some very TOKONG websites.

Totally meaningless 废废 websites but absolutely can give you great laughter for your day.

I'm serious, not recommend to read them while working hours because you gotta LOL so fricking LOUD,

that your boss may find out you're reading one of them.

1. 9GAG  Rate: ★★★★★


A website that ruined my life. Enter it and it will ruin yours. Seriously. No joke.

Brighten Your Day

I like what JS did. They passed some random people with Kinder chocolate with an encourage note.

They brightened someone's day.

I think I wanna do something similar like that.

May be some red roses with some love letter for some single ladies in some shopping complexes.

Anyone mind to be my cameraman?

Seriously? It's like you're...

This part gave me a LOL.



Screenshot from Crazy Stupid Love.

Samsung Galaxy S2 VS Iphone 4

JenJen bought her SGS2 lately while she visited here, since her beloved pinky SE had gone into coma status.


white phone with pink silicone cover.

After tested SGS2 for few days, I decided to write a review of Samsung Galaxy S2 vs Iphone 4



1. Screen - SGS2 got bigger screen - so you can get more satisfaction while watching p0rn movie or video clips,  more clearer when read website or article or ebook. I got difficulty when read naruto comics in my IP4. That's sucks. SGS2 win.

Desktop

Dad:" Hey Son... Can I ask something?"

Son:" Ok."

Dad:" Why everytime I come in your room..."



Dad:" You always look at your window desktop?"

For those who understand, HIGH FIVE!

Muahahahaha.



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Someone You Loved

Adele - Someone like you

What I saw these years.

Don't need to be so attached to what you had lost.

Because eventually you will discover that he/she is just one piece of the fallen SAKURA.



Cheers.

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The Ultimate Revenge Plan

When you have a son;



If you don't teach him well;



He's going to create big troubles for you and your family;



When you have a daughter;



If you don't teach her well;



She's going to create big troubles for other people and their family;



Therefore, if you hate someone so much;



It's easy mahhh!;



You just have to overindulge your daughter;



Marry her to your enemy's son;



His whole family is doomed;



You complete your revenge.

P/S: I have to nod nod on this daughter revenge theory.

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Jogging in Office is prohibited

This article is SOOOOOO funny so I wanna share it with my readers.

Oiriginal Post from HERE.

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The other day we received a letter from the management.



Telling that someone had injured because accidentally knock on door's glasses while jogging.

How come jogging will knock on the door's glasses?

Well, read further.



The management also reminded employees that:
1. Please CONFIRM THE EXIT before you enter or exit office.
2. Do not RUN in an unfamiliar place.
3. Please tell others to prevent this incident happen again.

Next, take a look at the screenshot of CCTV.



Young ENERGETIC man JOG JOG JOG to go out.



Uncle L: 咦? Yeee?



Young man:" ADUMAHAI!!!!" *BANG*
Uncle R: "Something explode?"



Uncle R:" Fuck! What's going on?"

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Moral of the story:
1. Cleaner auntie did a very good job. She cleaned the glasses and made them invisible.
2. Strength of a young energetic man can penetrate through a thick door glass.
3. Uncle L is a very calm person.
4. Jog at the right place, not in office.

Enjoy your weekend.

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Girl Lady Woman

To all my girls' readers, spot the differences and it may help you.



Left: 妇女 / Woman                                Right: 女孩 / Girl




Left: 女孩 / Girl          Center: 女人 / Lady      Right: 妇女 / Woman 

I know it's more comfortable,

but mind your legs open width, please.

A caring message brought to you by JoJo.

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My Gifts + Snow Beauty + Cat's Mood + Answer

Just some random pictures.

Gifts from JenJen.


Special request from me. Convenient to put my working stuff.


Iphone casing bought from singapore by Paradise. Gift from JenJen too.

^_^

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Snow Beauty


I can't take my eyes off her. She's beautiful.

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Cat's Mood


Kitty's mood chart. I like when cat's tail is swinging wide from left to right. It's his playful moment.

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Answer for This Post









A penis lock.

P/S: Gonna busy for this week, meeting for 3 days.

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Government Website

I went to PTPTN to pay my money.

Click.



I can't pay!!!!!!!!

Yet you warned us that you will ban us from going out from Malaysia for not paying the debt!

Screw you!

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I was searching for Labuan's information like how to go there, which hotels available, etc.

I got this website from google.

www.labuanweb.com

Kinda ugly.



I clicked on Mariner Hotel info and HUALAAAA!



It gave me HTML code. What do you expect a visitor to do?

Decode your code?

I'm not an expert IT engineer.

Never mind, visit another website.

www.labuantourism.gov.my



Much more prettier website.

Let's see, click DIRECTORIES.



!!!!!

Go back!



Now click TRAVEL BY SEA option.














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Washing Machine

The other day I threw my laundry into my washing machine.



After 2 times process of soak+spin+wash+drain,  I was going to take out my clothes, piece by piece to another "spin to dry" compartment.

And suddenly OMFGWTF came from my mouth.



You see that?

A cockroach which tore into pieces!



My laundry spin together with its guts, its juices and body parts. Yewwwww.

I am a positive thinker. I kept thinking that:" OH! I put lots of soap powder just now, my clothes should be clean enough even with little bit of cockroach juices."

Hmmmm... soap and....

Cockroach Juices.

Damn it.

I decided to wash all of the clothes again.

P/S: Dear cockroaches, please don't play in my washing machine again.

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