Quote of The Day: "Friends"

Doodle when i was training in current company because too free.

JoJo's definition of FRIENDS is a bit different.

For me, friends who care about you, are someone who will scold and f@rk you deep deep when you did something wrong.

Sometimes nice advises won't make you listen. He had told you not to do stg like this, bla bla bla, nagging non stop. In the end you did it again. It's your bad HABIT-ABIT-BIT-IT.

Your friends bei tahan of your bad attitude or habit, he scolded you badly. You hurt, like a knife stab deep deep in your heart. You said a true friend should not treat you like that.

But you never know he scold you for you own good. They want you to change your bad attitude or grow even more mature. People prefer good words, they don't want true words.


What's wrong with you??!! Is it so hard for you to throw that in the right place?

A friend who care about you, will point out your mistakes, scold you for your own good, and help you when you're in big trouble, or even get himself inside the trouble.

A friend will not see you walk into the traps or back stab behind you.

Some people pretend they are your "friends". They just act friendly, smile in front of you, talk sweet to you and make you happy, mostly, you won't aware of this person's attitude, you thought they're friendly, they are your true good friends.


Ignore.

In the end, you step on the bombs. They knew earlier that you'll step on the bombs but they were lazy to warn you. They laughed behind you when you're in trouble. They pretend to comfort you by giving one or two cents in front of you.

So, of course, people who scold you does not means he care about you. If he scold you for your own good or mistakes, you may angry but thanks to him. Rather than he ignore you and let you repeat the same mistakes again. Now you know who is your friends?


P/S: These days really busy. No time to online, surfing, blogging, chatting... and even watch porn. Try update regularly. :)

Why should you read Nud3topia MM every week?

From my last last week's nud3topia MM, I had told that I would like to explain the benefit of reading my 【Nud3topia MM】series.


【Nud3topia MM】Cosplay Episode 2

Originally, I created a series of 【Nud3topia MM】to increase my readers especially male one. It did successfully increase my blog traffic greatly.



Cuci Mata Thursday III

Recently, I found out my 【Nud3topia MM】posts can help man to extend their life too.



Cuci Mata Thursday II

England's Medicine Journal had proven that men staring at woman's breasts prolong their lives by several years. Allow me to show you the report. So pay attention!

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《新英格兰医学杂志》和《每周世界新闻》最近表示，男人盯着女士的胸部看可以延长他们的寿命，长达数年的寿命。

The New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News recently said that men staring at woman's breasts prolong their lives by several years.

“只用10分钟的凝视，看着胸部丰满挺拔的女士，比如Baywatch的女演员Pamela Lee，相当于30分钟的有氧运动”，文章的作者老年病学家Daren Weatherby博士说道。

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the pretty hourglass shape woman such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

过去的五年中，这个由Daren Weatherby博士领导的小组的研究员在三个位于德国法兰克福的医院里观察了200个男性患者，其中的一半的患者被要求每天看女人的胸部，而另一半的患者则不允许观看。五年之后，被要求观看女性胸部的那一半的患者都降低了血压，减缓了休息时脉搏跳动，以及降低了冠心病发作的几率。

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany monitored the health of 200 male subjects for 5 years. Half of the subjects were asked to look at busty females everyday, while the others were asked not to. For five years, the boob lovers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

“性兴奋使得心脏更加健康的跳动，促进了血液循环，这是毫无疑问的。凝视挺拔的胸部让男士更加健康。我们的研究表明了每天这样看几分钟，就可以大大的降低心脏病发作的几率。”Weatherby说道，他建议超过40岁的男士应当每天至少看D罩杯或者更大的胸部10分钟以上。

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. So, gazing at woman's breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging this activity few minutes everyday will lower the risk of stroke and heart attack." said Weatherby, who recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily staring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

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See? Isn't that SUPERB? Read my Nud3topia MM series will make u live longer!


Patients who 40 years old and above are strongly advised to view pictures like this for 10 minutes daily.

If you continuously read my MM series from few months ago until now, your life already extend donno how many hundred years.


See this for 5 seconds and your hp will regenerate another 5 seconds. Hurray!

I'm so touching after I realized I had help so many readers. I feel like I am an angel who sacrifice myself to help people.


Angel...

In Pendidikan Moral subject, teacher taught us some moral value:

1. Baik hati (Good Heart)
2. Murah hati (Cheap Heart)
3. Saling faham memahami (Understanding)
4. Kasih Sayang (Give Sayang)
5. Sayang kepada nyawa (Sayang to life)
6. Pemikiran yang sihat dan membina (Healthy thinking)

And I had fulfilled all of those.

Starting from here, I will post some random happy valley (according to Happy) MM.


Ok now u know what is happy valley instead of deep valley.


You happy or not after see happy valley?


You happy I happy.


Another happy valley.


Happy is very happy now.


Mountain with...


Butterfly~


MM showed her deep valley.


Bath towel! Go away! Ahhhh~~~


Pshhhhhhhhh~~~ (sounds of nose bleed bursting out)


Sofy sofy~



I bet you look like this monkey now.

On behalf of my male readers, I would like to thanks all the MM who willing to share their happy valley. Because of your contribution, we live longer and longer. A very deep deep: THANK YOU!

All of these proven that visit my blog will not harm you but give you more benefits. Form it as a good HABIT.

And of course, to support me, help me click the ADVERTISEMENT below the Shoutbox :) I help you, you help me ma~ Another deep deep: THANK YOU!

P/S: Even we like to see happy valley, that DOES NOT means we like to share our girlfriend's or wife's happy valley. They are private property. We are selfish one, OK?

Quote of The Day: "Life is Short"

Ok. Few days ago my beloved biu mui came to kch, so we need to entertain her. In the end, we became more tired than her. Collapsed on Sunday night. I will try to finish the previous post and post it on thursday :)

Anywhere, Quote of the day is... "Life is Short"




Life is short;

What we can do is;

Make sure every single day of our life is a happy day.

Ops! Where's nud3topia MM?

I'm kinda busy these days, not enough time to finish the post. So this week's nud3topia MM is not talking about cosplay, but i'm gonna explain why you should read my nud3topia MM every week.

As a clue...



That's the reason why u should read nud3topia mm series~

Catch no ball?

I will update the post as soon as i finish it :)

If I got birdy

New Hot song! This song is so d@mn nice!



Part of the lyric:

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Full lyric can get from here --> Beyonce - If I Were A Boy Lyrics

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Happy and I were chatting about this song. He said that this song ngam MM to listen. Yeap it is.

But for me, Beyonce sings like she want to let all of the boys know, how bad is us. In her MV, you can see the big contrast between early and ending of the music video. In her imagination, she treat her boy just like how he treat her.

Hmmm....This world is fair. Got bad boy also got bad girl ba. There's big gap between boy and girl. Even though, we can't live without each other. Girl said boy don't understand girl; Boy said girl don't understand boy. Who understand who?

This topic is like a legend which will never find its ending. Where is the happily ever after ending gone?

Love is everything = L.I.E.

B What U Wanna B

I wanna share a nice song which intro by my nephew.



He keep replay it till i bei tahan but it quite nice also la. At first I thought it's a Christmas song but nope. It just be what you wanna be.

You can get the lyric here --> Darin Zanyar - B What U Wanna B lyric.

Anywhere, the worst part is you can't find a perfect lyric anywhere. Especially for the last part. So today, JoJo gonna generate my very own lyric for the song. I think it's FIRST IN THE WORLD!

The missing part of the lyric is starting from 2.17 minutes. Play till 2.17 mins and sing along with me :)

Here we go... Start from 2.17...

Yeahhhhh~~~~~ Ohhhhhhh~~~ Ohhh~~~~
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~ (must very long!)
What you wanna be~~~
Woooohhhh!
Yea yea yea yea yea!
I Can You Can We Can~
Oohhhhhhhhh~~
Yehhhhhhhhh~~
You can be what you wanna be~~
Wohhhh!
Wha %@@#%@%@# actor~
You Can I Can You Can!
Me!!!
You!!! You!!! You!!!
Woooohhh!!!
You can be what you wanna be!

Actually you can sing free style like him.

The clue is just shout WOHHH! OHHH! YOU ME YOU ME! when your brain is blank or you don't know what to sing. After learn this, you'll be a good rapper.

Malaysia's Education Failed

Case 1:

While I was walking around in Spring shopping mall, I saw a bold guy who look like an ang moh. Curiously, I stared at him and wondering whether is he a true ang moh, or malay/bumi who look like an ang moh.

It's rude to stare people like that, right? It seems like you're weirdo when a stranger stare at you.

He walked straight to me, and finally noticed that I was looking at him.

Instantly, he gave me a big smile :) , not a faked smile, but a TRUE smile deeply from his heart.

And he greeted me: "Hi!"



Then walked away.

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WHY? I did nothing but just look at him. Why he smiled to me and said hi to me?

May be it's the culture of his country? Be friendly :)

I'm not sure where is he from and who is him. I wanna make friend with him.

Allow me describe the same case in Malaysia.

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Case 2:

In the case of Malaysian who....


Look like this. Malaysia Top 100 pai kia.

If you looked at this guy, even only 2-3 seconds, please be careful. If he noticed that you're looking at him.

Immediately, he shouted:" See what see???!!! What the f@rk are you looking at? You want die ka?"

The next thing is he punched you right on your face.



See the big difference?

Honestly I will not do such thing, but it happens in Malaysia. We can read news like this in newspaper, just because someone look at his eye or what, then he beat that person.

We study moral subject for nothing.



Malaysia's education is a failure.

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Staring from now, if a stranger look at me, I will try to give him a smile and say Hi! I want to make him shock like I did. Why don't you do the same thing?

But girls, don't cincai smile to boy, later they misunderstanding and think you like him. XD

Cute Cute de Monkey

If you login to your Shoutmix, you can see few options above.

Click on SMILEYS on Display option.

Then follow their guide here--> Shoutmix new smiley features, you can learn how to add etc.

The problem is where you find such cute cute emoticon like mine?

I'm not sell fish punya person, so I'm willing to share. HuHuHu.

Here's the emoticon I used:



Smiley image URL:

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Smiley image URL:

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You just need to copy and paste the Smiley image URL. Enjoy :)

Wanna thanx me? You can thanx me by credit me in your post XD

【Nud3topia MM】Cosplay Episode 8

This week proudly present...



MM cosplay in Japanese Student Uniform (donno this count as cosplay or not)



How I wish my secondary school is flooded with such pretty uniform everywhere?



Why their costume are so pretty compare to ours?



Girls, don't you wanna wear pretty uniform like this when you're studying?



My secondary school uniform is in white and dark green.



Girl is in white and blue. They're ugly. I mean uniform. Our uniform is ugly.



It's totally different if we had prettier school uniform.



Then we die die also wanna go to school everyday.



Just to see MMs in pretty uniform :)



Yea, probably in dream. :)

Quote of The Day: "Your Contribution"

Don't always CARE about your contribution which you had given to others,

Because NOBODY will care about it except YOURSELF.

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Just want to tell you all, you can use my cute monkey emoticon in shoutmix now :)


Cute cute de monkey.