Blogger tips: How to change a cool template

This week I'm gonna teach u how to change your blog template in a few steps only.

JenJen and Janice had used template from the website i got mine.

Show you some sample of the templates from Blogger Tricks.


Sample.


Sample.


Sample.

Shep? So to install it, follow the 5 steps below.


Step 1:

Choose your Favourite Blogger Template at here.

After choose your template, download it by click the DOWNLOAD link.



Done? 20% completed.


Step 2:

Go to LAYOUT --> EDIT HTML.



Backup your template with DOWNLOAD FULL TEMPLATE.



If anything goes wrong, you can just click BROWSE and UPLOAD your default template.

Done? 40% completed.


Step 3:

Step 3 is to let u backup some of ur Gadget which u installed. Backup all gadget especially HTML/JavaScript to Notepad. You can copy and paste the previous gadget to your new installed template again.



Done? 60% completed.


Step 4:

Extract the zip file that u had download.



Now click BROWSE and find the extracted XML file. Then UPLOAD the XML file to the blog.


Done? 80% completed.


Step 5:

Upload back the gadget u copy just now. Edit ur title or other ocipala etc and YOU'RE DONE! You got a fresh new leng leng template!

P/S: You may have some problem after u installed new template especially in the header part. Try to fix it through trial and error in HTML if you prefer or choose other suitable template.

If you have any questions, drop me a comment and I'll help you.

If you had tried and successfully edited, post a comment to tell me :)

-ENJOY-

Jay & S.H.E.'s new song

New album from Jay Chou and S.H.E. had released.


Album cover.


Jay Chou 周杰伦 - Dao Xiang / 稻香 / Fragrant Rice

JoJo Rate 稻香: 5/5


Album cover.


S.H.E 宇宙小姐 MV

JoJo Rate 宇宙小姐: 3/5

-Enjoy-

I may be Fat but U are Ugly

Remember Happy's post about car label?

I got better one. I saw it somewhere and sure that u'll like it especially for those fatty outside.


I may be fat, but u are ugly, and I can diet.

Keng or not? U can do stg with ur fatness but ppl cant do anything for their ugliness. Wahahaha.

For those people who always kenak suan fat, you can go buy 1 and stick it in ur car. Ok Soo? Show it to Jordan.

Never Fool Your Readers

I analyze the statistic of my blog from 4th september until 27 september based on my Nud3topia MM post.

The analysis range would be the date i post nud3potia MM post and one day after that.

Cuci Mata VII which I had posted normal MM pics does not increase my visits (97 --> 37).

Cuci Mata Final Episode, I posted s3xy MM inside this post did increased my visits a bit but can't compare with Nud3 pic As Promised. Hamsap loh really like nud3 pic a lot but i dissapointed them.

I posted another series of Nud3topia MM and I fooled them again.

The visits are... pitiful. No ppl visits again on the next day. Lol.

Moral of this story is: Never fool your readers.

【Nud3topia MM】Cosplay Episode 1

It's THURSDAY!!!


From My Tuesday Preview... I believe that you people desperately wanna see my cosplay collection d. (Even no people tell me they r desperate. Sob.)


Don't talk so much crap.


I know you people can't wait already. (Even no people scold me for late update. Sob.)


Let's wash ur eye balls and start nose bleeding!!!


SALAH-MOON!!!


Master Turtle -- with naughty magazine on his hand.


Extreme pretty gal... or guy... I'm not sure.


Watch into their eyes... And you can see their inner beauty.


The smile of a beastbeauty...


I cover my boobs so that you people can't see.


You people must be bleeding now...


Even though i don't know your nose bleeding or what...


Because my eyes bleeding now.


Non stop Bleeding and pain too.


I'm not feeling well. Feel like wanna vomit d.


See that MM!! Not the Pinky girl but the bunny behind her! S3xy or not? Nice pose!


Yuuuuuuueeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk...


You people must appreciate my collection... Because it's really hard to find these "type" of cosplay. It's harder to search for this "type" of beast beauty compare to normal cosplay.

It took me whole night to search them. And it's suffering to look at those pics.

I believe that your eye balls must be cracking now... Don't worry, It'll recover in this weekend.

Enjoy ur lovely Friday.

EMERGENCY POST!!!

十万火急!警告!
Emergency!Warning!



如果最近你的朋友有找中国妹的话,
If your friends go for china chick or china hooker,



切记切记,
Please Please,



记得交代他们别去吸他们的奶,
Remember to warn them don't suck their breast,



因为...
Because...



中国的奶有毒.
China's milk was poisoned.


P/S: Sms sent by BAD. Diu u. You make me Lol in the early of this morning.

【Nud3topia MM】Cosplay Episode 1 Coming Soon...

Due to request of The Great Soo, I decided to close my Cuci Mata series and post a new entry called Nud3topia MM, on every thursday.

The objective still remain the same as the first cuci mata post.

Friday is every week's last day of work(for most of the ppl) and study(for most of the students too) . When think of Friday, everybody is damn happy like this.


Tomorrow's a holiday! Burst into tears.

And by looking at leng lui's pics. It inspire and give u "UMPHHH" to enjoy ur weekend.

For the following episodes, I'll post a series of Cosplay collection.

In wikipedia, cosplay is defined as a type of performance art whose participants outfit themselves, with often-elaborate costumes and accessories, as a specific character.


Cute Hong Kong MM cosplay.

In jojopedia, cosplay is defined as participants who wear costumes, basically imitate animation or game's character, and will not wear in a normal people's daily life. Sometimes the costume will be in superb s3xy.

Who don't love cosplay? I'm guaran-damn-tee that my cosplay collection will make u nose bleed enough!

Let's have a preview first.

Nurse Cosplay.


Hoi!!! Where are you staring at....

Can't Wait? Wait la... This Thursday...

Blogger tips: How to change the default "Comments"?

For the following weeks, I'm gonna share how i play with blogger. For example: template and playing with the HTML stuff.

It's really Fun and Easy if you just follow my spoon-feeding steps.

Today I'm gonna teach u How to change the default "Comments"?

If you feel bored with the comments word and would like to change it to other sentences, just like:


Ops! from JoJo.


Bone Pickers from Bone.

All you need to do is just follow these steps. Can be done in 5 minutes.

Step 1:

Go to LAYOUT --> EDIT HTML.



Backup your template with DOWNLOAD FULL TEMPLATE.



If anything goes wrong, you can just click BROWSE and UPLOAD your default template.

Done? 33% completed.


Step 2:

Tick the EXPAND WIDGET TEMPLATES box.

Then press CTRL+F to search for this code.

< data:top.commentlabelplural >

Done? 66% completed.


Step 3:

Change the < data:top.commentlabelplural > to anything you want!




Save your work and you're done!



100% done!


Well done, you had a cool and special "comments"!

If you have any questions, drop me a comment and I'll help you.

If you had tried and successfully edited, post a comment to tell me :)

-ENJOY-

Min Joo (Special post)

From MinJoo's story...

Kennysia wrote this:

15 minutes later, your order finally arrives. It's a bowl of kolo mee with nothing but fried shallots on top.

A moment afterwards, a bowl of soup with all the spare parts of the pork arrives.

One spoonful later, you immediately understand why us locals keep going back to that unhygenic Grade C hole to wait another one hour plus in that stupid queue.

Shep right? He must be one of the fans who keep going back and queue for one hour to eat the pork soup.

We don't understand what he means, so we go and try it since kennysia promote like that.

Let me introduce the one spoonful later part with Rev and Happy's respond.

15 minutes later, our order finally arrives. It's a bowl of kolo mee with nothing and really nothing as we can see.



A moment afterwards, a bowl of soup with all the spare parts of the pork arrives.

Hunger can kill Happy.



Wohohohoho!!! This must be the famous mee with pork soup!!!

One spoonful later, Rev immediately...

Speechless -_-"

One spoonful later, Happy immediately

Feel like want to vomit d...

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P/S: Happy Birthday to James on Sunday 21/9 and Wilson on Monday 22/9! Thanks to both of you. For the support u gave (since very long time ago) to keep me blogging. And for the fun time which go gay with you ppl in kuching. Happy always.

Nud3 Pic As Promised

From the previous post, I promised that i will post Nud3 Pic to lock down my male readers and to satisfy Happy and Soo's desire.

Let's go to T&C first.


---T&C TO READ THIS POST--

• Not For Children Under 17 according to blog rating (because of pen1s, suck and shoot)

• Not for sei kia like Baba, please press X to close this page
• Not for those who are working now
  
• Not for those who never see nud3 pic
• Not for those who still sucking mama's milk because you'll have desire to drink milk
  
• Not for those who still sucking pacifier.
• Make sure u had read my reason for posting nud3 pic (if not u will not understand why i do this)
  

Are you go against the rule above?


If YES, please press X.



If NO then you may proceed.














Ok since you're so desperate. I'll start now.



First of all, I'll post a nud3 pic of this girl.







Here you go.






Nud3 pic(Actually is half nud3) with nipple.

Ok I had done what i promised so you all pandai pandai. Wahahahhahhahaz.

Nud3 Pic (Edited)

What is google adsense?


Today's earning is USD0.48.

If you click once on a link per day, you add 1 click or few clicks (I'm not sure about this) to my google adsense clicks. After some calculation, i will get few cents from google.

Google adsense is placed right under my shoutbox.


The advertisements.

It consists a few website links which users may click on it when they find out the links are interesting.

Since last week, Happy and The Great Soo keep provoked my readers to boycott my blog.


No nud3 no click.


No nud3 no click.

Damn you ppl la, go p0rn website ma if want see nud3 pics.

Since my readers start to flow away, I will launch a series of Nud3 Pics.

Let's have a sample first so that you guys wouldn't say I lie to you.



Tomorrow is a sky change day for momojojo2008.blogspot.com.

I'm gonna break my rule and post nud3 pics on my blog. To those little kids and girls, don't read my new nud3 pic post tomorrow. To those who're working, don't visit my blog while u're working.

See you tomorrow...

Second Blog Template

I found out the sidebar of the previous template is a bit messy.

So i change to this one.

You can take a vote in the nuffnang poll beside there :)

Special post for Jordan

Today is Jordan's birthday.


Happy birthday jordan. Ignore the 20th.

Actually I'm not very friend with you because u did not bring me go eat curry mee and also dong fan crab. But nvm, i forgive you. You gonna sponsor all my expenses for my next visit to IPOH. If not i'm gonna remember that u ever put two times aeroplane while we're at ipoh, I'll remember it for the rest of my life.

This post is specially write for you one. You make lots of jokes while we're studying in KUITTHO.

1. You create a legend where no ppl will ever break your Dota ver1.11 record.

2. Your ultimate hotkey is V. Whenever people try to rape you, you attempt to use ur ultimate . That's unfair.

3. You use ur ultimate in RED BOX too when u sing aerosmith's "I don't want to miss a thing."

4. You are one of the great soo's best friend where both of you like lemon either swim in lemon pool or swim to lemon island.

5. You have a big gap between u and ur sister. I means your look.

6. You played Dota for 4 years and we believed that you're pro player after achieve Dota ver1.11 record but u disappoint us by losing to the great soo who was a noob in Dota.

7. People called u Jor Deng or Jor Dang instead of Jordan.

8. You are our fxxking ex-housemate's best friend who borrow people's money and dun want to pay back, then suddenly disappeared on a night, cut our streamyx and scam the deposit.

Don't say that u're not his friend, ok? You are his best friend since primary.


I know u still contact with him.


So don't lie.


I got proof.


Here it is.



Why u look so happy when u take pic with him?