Poor Student III

When i need to end this type of post? Why am i so poor? Damn it! I'm damn fucking cb dulan now cause of my ptptn. Yet i havent received it, i drained all my money from ATM.

I'm very dulan cause...



I went to pejabat bendahari plan to burn the office, before that i'm asking the staff there why i dun get my ptptn? and the reason is THEY DONT KNOW. I asked him that i still hutang yuran there, my big fucking name *** AEO4O189 on the HUTANG LIST. Why i'm on the black list since it's not my fault?


Kepada pelajar yang dinyatakan di bawah, sila jelaskan hutang anda dengan kadar yang segera dikaunter bendahari! (Still got typing error somemore, suck.)


My big name here~ hutang RM880.00!

He asked me go to HEP(Hal Ehwal Pelajar) where the place use to handle all student's thingy and always master in 5s.


All staff here are advised to master the 5s
Sapu - mean always sapu lantai
Susun - mean always susun everything
Sisih - please search malay to english dictionary
Seragam - which need seragam
Sentiase amal - mean alawys do good thing, dun smoke in toilet!

But my housemate and i create another 5s definition for them -- sohai, stupid, sot, sakai and suck.


Ok, i walked in steadily, went to the counter and wished to ask about my ptptn.
"Apa hal lu?" *CIPIET*
"Saya nak tanya tentang ptptn." *ME*
"Oh, yeaka, lu nak tanya ptptn? Lu punya rambut sibei panjang. Nak tanya? Go potong rambut lu dulu." *CIPIET*
"...." *Me*
"Lu nak tanya ptptn kan? Atau nak matrik kad kenak rampas?" *CIPIET*

Cao ci bei kan ni nei! What the hell with my ptptn related to my hair?! I'm too angry till i dun know what i wanna say. I wish i know how to make bomb and bomb their cars.
Now, i dun get my ptptn, i dun know what's the reason, i owe ppl 1.1k, i owe kuittho 880 bucks, and i left RM1.73 + RM 42.01 on 2 bank. GREAT! I LOVE KUITTHO! I LOVE YOUR ISO STANDARD! I DONT know wat's the iso for but i think surely for kebersihan and security. Damn it. Most clean and most secure kolej uni in Malaysia.


On every cert or document, it will print with the sign. really standard.

I found this at www.the9000store.com

What is ISO 9001:2000?
The International Organization of Standardization, (ISO) is a worldwide organization that develops many different kinds of Standards.

ISO 9001 is a series of documents that define requirements for the Quality Management System Standard of Hygenic and Security. ISO 9001 is one of the documents in this set; it contains the actual requirements an organization must be in compliance with to become ISO 9001 Registered.

ISO 9001:2000 is the current version of the Standard. It was revised in the year 2000. Past versions of ISO 9000 included ISO 9002 and ISO 2003, but those are no longer in use. Companies are now only Registered to ISO 9001.

Well, smoking is allowed inside kuittho area. I found out almost all staff and some student like to smoke a lot. They hide inside toilet corner, puffing out useless smoke and make whole toilet smelly. Gosh. Why they like it?

For maintaining the fucking ISO 9001 standard, student must keep in clean and healthy condition. No long hair, no t-shirt, no selipar, no superman suit, no bikini, no short pant.
if possible, just follow the models below:


Botak is the perfect hair style for Kuittho ISO standard.


Mummy the movie will hit on cinema. Mummy suit also available at market now and good for wearing to class.

With my long hair now,

If this consider *long hair*... I will show u my longest hair if i'm free.

1. I cant go HEP, they will ask me cut my hair before go there.
2. I go PKU(pusat kesihatan universiti) ask for medicine when i'm sick badly, before that, "u wan take medicine ar, cut ur hair 1st la, this is an order from HEP!"
3. I go to canteen, the auntie shout at me "u want eat ar, go eat shit la, cut ur freaking hair 1st!"
4. I go to toilet, the toilet cleaner auntie halau me with broom, "farkiu, u want pee ar, pee on tree la, go cut ur hair!"
5. I go to classes and labs... no lecturer scold me pun.


To proof how poor i am.

See this thing? This is my lunch. Post in comment and guess what's all dat and how much it cost.

Answer: It cost RM2.20. Telur+tauhu+petai+nasi+kicap. Vomit... Ouekkkk...


P/S: Please forgive me for being too rude of my fucking/damn it/bastard words. Just want to express my feeling.


Poor Student II
Poor Student I

Electrical and Electronic Engineering

Here's a day for e&e engineering third year's photo session. Under extreme hot 10am's sunshine, we need to wear jacket to act as ISO smart student. Sweat like hell.


This just a portion of students. May be 1/5 only. Most of them didn't come.


*ahem ahem* I'm 3rd year already.


Ismawati Ismail from kuching too. Most pretty gal in my class. Dont sweat -_-"


Lee Xing Xing. Not available. One of 4 of my girl friends in my class.


I didn't notice i'm tallest and most handsome guy in my class. Dont sweat -_-"


Hopefully can survive till 4th year and graduate peacefully with those guys.



Have a naughty V pose.

Finger

Actually nothing... just to show my gf's fingers.





Janice, help me polish it!
Remind me of stg, last time i went to miri. Janice and I really bored to hell at night, so she helped me to polish with a stick (what it call liao, janice? nail polisher?). Between, it really comfortable ^_^.




Bored level: pai seh -_-"

Poor Student II

Before we go to work after out from uni, holding with a degree cert, we already owe government more than RM28k because borrowing loan/ptptn from our beloved govern.

So,every students wish to get fast cash by joining direct sales or stg similar. Everybody need money. Everybody live to eat. So far i heard of lampe berger, amway, icash etc.

There's ntg wrong about direct sale. It doesn't kill u or harm ur pets. Think twice and get advise from others before u truly want to join. Once join, then work as hard as like u can earn one billion of cash. There's no any path which can get easy money. Work hard is the key.

I'm too poor. My balance still at RM42.01!!!! I'm gonna die this week. Sob sob~ who wan donate to me pls~

Poor Student I

Semester break

Sem break is coming. From 31/8 till 10/9.



I'm gonna relax myself gao gao and prepare to face the final hell 2 months of this sem which accumulate with lots of ass, projects, tests and exams.

Plans for this 12 days:
Kukup trip 2 days 1 night. Play until u hinz, eat until u vomit.
Go PWTC for watching ROBOCON 2006 from 8/9 to 10/9.
Dota for days.
Sleep every 5am, wake up every 12pm.
Reunion/Lim teh every night.
Finish ghost whisperer season1 ,bleach and 4400 season 1&2.

Fall in love

I fall in love on this angel.



May be because of she shows her loneliness and sorrow which need someone's protection. And, her wings is beautiful.

There's a deep meaning of this word--"wing" to me.




It's all about wing.

I created it because our group's "company" need a logo on a creativity and innovation subject. So, i create a wing like that using flash mx+photoshop with most basic skill. The result is shown as figure above. Ugly right? Most of them say it doesn't like a wing, may be somekind of comet? lol.

May be this one more like wings.


Now, it's all about myself.

Modern Music Class

Horlick blow for tenor sax. What make me lol is that "BIII!!! BIII!!!" sound. -_-"

Between, i play drum. It's cool. But i just basic tempo. Hope to learn more.

Nudetopia Event -- Lock of Room B

Room B owner accidentally lock his key inside. So, we plan to vandalize the little cute thing. Let's have a look. Actually what so funny is not about the lock, the main character is sohai-soo. As hock said, his "moan" really achieve standard of the porn actress. When stimulate his G-spot, he will orgasm easily. I think even gal also should learn from him.

K. This one i take from glory days. Compare them.



Arrrr~~~

I need a KEY!

I need a KEY! It's Key Of Heart. When look at BoA's new mv's title - key of heart, i wish i got one of those.




BoA - Key of Heart MV


What would i do with the key? Hmmm... Mostly unlock someone's heart. Everything easier and more simple. It's hard to guess ppl's thinking. It is complicated. Yea, i know how does it complicated oredi even wilson xplain many factor to me.

Jony Ericsson

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Hi! I got a new name! Angelia named me. Jony Ericsson. I like it. haha.

Where's man and woman's love?

I think it's true.

19/8 Saturday

I didn't take breakfast or lunch. No wonder i'm so thin. Watever. We went to ayer hitam to eat niang tauhu.

Long time no drink coke in bottle. Does it fake coke? I read on newspaper that got cb ppl make fake drinks by use original plastic bottle which take from recycle and add flavour and colouring into them. No wonder i'm so thin. I like coke.


I took those tauhu and dun know wat chapalang things. Just took a little by little and become like that.


This cost me RM7.60. Taste ok but Damn expensive. Suan le. Lamak lamak satu kali.

18/8 Friday

WTF?! Durian lagi? Plus rambutan and cempedak somemo. I dun like all of them. I like watermelon and honeymelon. Is it mating season for local fruit this month? So many of them.

Smart

To KUiTTHO student, sharing is a good attitude. So now i'm gonna share a trick with u how to "hack" water vending machine. But first need to thanks PANDA WONG AND GODLIKE NARUTEOH for their kindly sharing this technique to me.


First, put both of 10cent and 20cent together as the figure above.


Second, with only 30cents, put it into the hole together. Sometimes it will reject but keep trying. Ding Dang! 30cents become 50cents water in the vending machine. Sometimes only 20cents go in and 10cent being reject, u'll also get 50cents water.

Which vending machine? I dont want to mention it. But it really provide "air yang bagus" to us.

P/S: Hope the machine's tauke wouldn't see this post.

Poor Student

TMD. I want my PTPTN !!! Don't scam it fucker pusat bendahari! I still owe ppl 1.1k!!! HELP~~ It's been RM42.01 since 1 month ago. Stupiak.

20/8 5:11am

Damn it. I cant sleep. The mamak's neslo ice too kik. I drink it at 2am while reunion. I cant sleep la~~~ So update my blog lo.



K. Talking about birds. This damn bird make me super dulan. Every high pitch it shout make me want vomit and headache. When i open multitabs of many friends, i get headache when many of those bird testi shout out from my altec lansing... If u cant understand my situation, please listen to this. Listen all of it.



Try 15 birds sing on u. Switch the volume as high as possible. This can make me suicide.



So i post bulletin in friendster.


TMD.

Comments

ByChai sent 8/18/2006 8:47 PM:
u banyak cheap lar...

ByChai sent 8/18/2006 8:51 PM:
u blog banyak kknccb..mahcipiet...

-JoJo- says:
i wan learn how to use rude words

ByChai sent 8/18/2006 9:01 PM:
u blog sangat cibai

-JoJo- says:
i knwo cibai but need to say why so cibai mah

ByChai says:
simply cibai...no explaination

-JoJo- says:
mai,xplain la

ByChai says:
lots of wu liao fei fei de saying...but interesting...

ByChai says:
你鸡白得很 creative


Thanks for the comment.
P/S: Post ur comment to shoutbox. Thanks wilson too.

Thursday 17/8/06

What i do on class.

Today got 2 major subject tests(6-7pm & 8.30-9.30pm). Damn it. I sleep at day before but still not enough.
11am-1pm class for statistic. Go for library.
Plan: Study straight 1pm-6pm.

Small and freezing library.


Current Lynn.


Professor Ng and Angelia.


Sien la. Panda eyes. Life's suck!

I need LIVITA but there's no way i can found it around school.

Went for test and i cant finish them. Damn tough. Last-minute-study is like that liao. Don't do it again la jojo. Study la. Dont dota and series liao.

Word of the month: KuKu

A KuKu.



We use to call this group of homosapien as kuku. A group of kuku. A bunch of kuku. Watever. All sticks. All lengjiu. All penis.
For example: Go for movie with kuku. Mean all males.


This is not a group of kuku.

P/S: I dont want to mention the word for gals. U know de la.

Summer Concert Danga Bay-II

K. Let's continue the story.

Once concert start by energy, all ppl stand up and rush to infront. So for those who under 160cm totally cant see anything. So ppl start to scold and curse, even my friends with nearly 180 oso see ppl's palak only. Ppl start to throw stg, magnum V hand, magnum V stick, glow-in-dark stick, water plastic botol, watever hamiklanjiao oso throw. So who's kenak? The group of ppl who line up before 4 hours. Many ppl shout. Many gals scream. Push here push there. Damn it. That's what happen at first. So when at break, some1 come out and scold"KNNCCB why u ppl so notty, so many ppl injured oredi! If u ppl still fuck up like this, this concert wouldn't go on!"


JB-Hock in his pose.

So ppl started to scare they wouldn't see for rainie or JJ later. All of them fall back and sit down. So crowd start to push back again. So i heard gals scream again cause they pushing too fast. For those who below 160cm, they got no idea what happen. Just like they in tsunami wave, keep roll here roll there. Feli-fele nearly faint. Soo shout:" Maicipiet! Dun push liao! got ppl fall down oredi!". K. Finally, all ppl sit down and watch the concert calmly.


Wilson told me got MM bio me. Really wor. That leng lui bio me. Rupa-rupa i not that bad. This world still can be saved.

I forget oredi which artist pop out. Make the crowd go crazy again. A portion of ppl stand up then lead to all ppl stand up. They so kiasu cant see their fav star but in fact after stand up, u also cant see anything. So this concert is like a game. Where u use to stand up, go infront, go behind, sit down and stand up again. La la la~ The concert was still going on even some ppl die of broken legs, badly injured, fainted cause too hot and not enough oxide and too smelly inside the crowd. Mostly is the most front de ppl.


A group of KuKu.

Another incident was the techinical problem. Song's not coming out. Justin not cry for help as the newspaper wrote about him, but he was very dulan. He said while he waiting for the song to play out, incorrect songs make him very dulan. Everyone waited for him till he so paiseh. He said" I dun know how to settle this kind of situation! What now? Is this show live?" Then he said bye bye and went to back stage. Then come out again and sang for his last song. Damn it. Really mensia-sueikan malaysian.

K. To prevent the crowd faint for being too high and hot, the authorities use water gun shoot water to crowd. Luckily i'm in middle, still not in the shooting area. If watch concert in wet condition, i rather naked. :p





On stage perform.




No idea whos on the stage. Zoom urself to see.


Rainie's face on screen.

Concert ended.


Malaysia ppl's stype. Throw what we dont want on ground --"Diu diban".

Ending with fireworks so that artists can run their ass from their fans.














First aids

I saw a sign board wrote "First Aids" in the concert. So i walk there and found the first person who kenak aids in the world. Is it "First Aid" or AIDS?

Souvenir

Magnum V-Hand. Buy Magnum! Don't buy ToTo! Support Magnum!