夸人长的丑的方法

Whispering on 26 Nov 2006:

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夸人长的丑的方法
The different ways use to praise people ugly

-长的惊险
-Look very dangerous.

-你长的很 爱国 很 敬业 很 有骨气
-Your look very patriotic, very responsibility, very integrity.

-长得真有创意，活得真有勇气
-Your face is full of creativity, and you live your life full of courage.

-你长的好象车祸现场
-You look like car accident scene.

-你长的外形不准 比例没打好
-Your figure not very correct, something wrong in scaling.

-你干嘛用PG挡住脸啊
-Why block your face with your ass?

-我觉得世界上就只有两种人能吸引人，一种是特漂亮的 一种就是你这样的
-There's two kind of human who can attract people, one is very pretty, another one is person look like you.

-你TMD长得太好认了
-You're damn good to be spotted.

-长的很科幻,长的很抽象
-Look very science fiction, look very abstract.

-长的很无辜
-Look very innocent.

-惋惜的看着他说："手术能整回来吗？
-Look at him and say: Can plastic surgery make your face back to normal?

-你的长相突破了人类的想象.
-Your face is totally out of humans imagination.

-你长的很野兽派嘛！
-You totally look like a beast!

-你还没有进化完全，长的象人真的难为你了
-You still not yet evolve perfectly, be a human really embarrass you.

-我想看着你说话，可你为什么把脸埋在你的PG里？...哦？对不起，我不知道那是你的脸，那你的PG哪儿去了
-I want to talk to you, but why you always stick your face inside your ass? Ohhh... sorry... I don't know that's your face, but where's your ass?

-我也不想打击你了。你去动物园看看有没有合适的工作适合你，你这样在街上乱跑很容易被猎人射杀的
-I really don't want to disappointed you. May be u can go to the zoo to find a suitable job, if you're still wandering at street, someday u will get killed by hunter...

P/S: I didn't mean to hurt anybody. It's just jokes. Let's make our life better with jokes.