A Penis's Request to raise his salary

Obviously, this joke is hamsap joke. U can only understand and Laugh out really loud when you are really hamsap or one of those who vote the following:

• I'm sibei HIAO! I'm proud to be so HIAO!
• I'm only HIAO a bit la... Shy... a bit nia XD

Anywhr, i think this joke is suitable for kids too. Nowadays punya kids dare dare more hamsap than us. So no problem for me that i copy and paste bulat bulat.


Hmmmm.... I can't put a real penis pic, isn't it?

Chinese version.

要求加薪的陰莖
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我，陰莖，提出加薪的要求有以下的主要原因：

* 我參加体力勞動
* 我在女性的最深處工作
* 任何工作我都必需先把我的腦袋伸進去
* 我在周末和國定假期裡沒有放假待遇
* 我是在潮濕的環境下工作
* 沒有人付我的加班費，如果我超時工作的話
* 我的工作環境漆黑一片，而且通風設備很差
* 我在高溫下工作
* 我隨時有被病毒感染的可能
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Reply: 要求加薪的陰莖(回覆版)

親愛的陰莖，經過公司董事會議，您的請求被駁回，原因如下：

* 您的連續工作時間未能超過八小時
* 工作期間您經常打瞌睡
* 您並不總是依照主人的命令執行任務
* 您並不總是在您規定的地方工作，常常跑到其他地方去溜達
* 您的工作態度不好，自覺性差，需要被人刺激才肯工作
* 您工作過後總是把您工作過的地方弄得一團糟
* 您並不總是遵守安全制度，比方說穿戴安全服裝
* 65歲不到，您就已經進入退休年齡了
* 您無法連續勝任兩個任務
* 您有時在未能完成任務前就已經逃離工作地點
* 最後我們想說的是，你每次進出工作地點時，總是帶著兩個可疑的大袋子

English's Version. ( I dare dare and try my best to translate the joke into english version. Hope you don't mind for my grammar mistakes.)

A Penis's Request to raise his salary
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I，Penis，request to increase my salary based on the reasons:

* I participate in physical force labour.
* I always work in the deepest of a woman.
* I need to insert my big brain into whatever of my works.
* I don't have holiday during weekend and holiday!!!
* I always work in damp/wet environment.
* Nobody pay me OT after i worked overtime!!!
* My working environment is dark，and the ventilation is suck!
* I work under high temperature.
* I may infect by virus anytime.
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Reply to The Penis

Dear Penis，after discuss with the chairman，your request had been rejected due to reasons：

* Your job does not exceed 8 hours per day.
* You always catch snake when u are work.
* You did not complete your task according to your master.
* You did not work at the place which master had assigned you, you always loaf around.
* Your working attitude was bad, your self-knowledge was bad too, you only willing to work when somebody stimulate you.
* You always messed up your place and did not clean up your work place after work.
* You did not follow to safety system, for example wearing safety helmet.
* You will retired before you are 65.
* You cannot continuously work for 2 tasks.
* Sometimes you give up before you finish your task.
* Last but not least, you always bring 2 suspicious bags when you go for your work.

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