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Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
There's a planet on the "Somewhere Here" sign. It's a beautiful place.
Once upon a time, a leng lui had a nightmare.
AHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHH~~~
After she woke up, she found out she was on a no-man-island.
Panasnya~with sexy dress.. and high heels too..
A very pretty island. She start her journey to search for a way out.
Sometimes she get hurt.
She's hurt. Whr do you look at?
After few days of hiking inside the jungle.
She saw a mountain. So she climb it. Why she wanna climb the mountain i also dont know why.
Deep deep valley.
Finally she used all of her energy to climb up and arrived on top of the mountain. She fall to sleep.
Suddenly she heard of stg. She woke up and scold:" WTF? Who s**t on my face?"
She made a bow to protect herself.
And continue her journey.
Nice one.
Suddenly she felt somebody molest her butt.
A monkey! She immediately slapped it.
Piak!
And the monkey faint. She slapped the king of the monkeys. All the monkeys suddenly salute to her.
Salute!
And she became queen of the monkey in the end.
And live happily ever after with those monkey.
P/S:Fxxk! I hate my own story! -_-"
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