A Penis's Request to raise his salary

Obviously, this joke is hamsap joke. U can only understand and Laugh out really loud when you are really hamsap or one of those who vote the following:

• I'm sibei HIAO! I'm proud to be so HIAO!
• I'm only HIAO a bit la... Shy... a bit nia XD

Anywhr, i think this joke is suitable for kids too. Nowadays punya kids dare dare more hamsap than us. So no problem for me that i copy and paste bulat bulat.


Hmmmm.... I can't put a real penis pic, isn't it?

Chinese version.

要求加薪的陰莖
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我，陰莖，提出加薪的要求有以下的主要原因：

* 我參加体力勞動
* 我在女性的最深處工作
* 任何工作我都必需先把我的腦袋伸進去
* 我在周末和國定假期裡沒有放假待遇
* 我是在潮濕的環境下工作
* 沒有人付我的加班費，如果我超時工作的話
* 我的工作環境漆黑一片，而且通風設備很差
* 我在高溫下工作
* 我隨時有被病毒感染的可能
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Reply: 要求加薪的陰莖(回覆版)

親愛的陰莖，經過公司董事會議，您的請求被駁回，原因如下：

* 您的連續工作時間未能超過八小時
* 工作期間您經常打瞌睡
* 您並不總是依照主人的命令執行任務
* 您並不總是在您規定的地方工作，常常跑到其他地方去溜達
* 您的工作態度不好，自覺性差，需要被人刺激才肯工作
* 您工作過後總是把您工作過的地方弄得一團糟
* 您並不總是遵守安全制度，比方說穿戴安全服裝
* 65歲不到，您就已經進入退休年齡了
* 您無法連續勝任兩個任務
* 您有時在未能完成任務前就已經逃離工作地點
* 最後我們想說的是，你每次進出工作地點時，總是帶著兩個可疑的大袋子

English's Version. ( I dare dare and try my best to translate the joke into english version. Hope you don't mind for my grammar mistakes.)

A Penis's Request to raise his salary
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I，Penis，request to increase my salary based on the reasons:

* I participate in physical force labour.
* I always work in the deepest of a woman.
* I need to insert my big brain into whatever of my works.
* I don't have holiday during weekend and holiday!!!
* I always work in damp/wet environment.
* Nobody pay me OT after i worked overtime!!!
* My working environment is dark，and the ventilation is suck!
* I work under high temperature.
* I may infect by virus anytime.
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Reply to The Penis

Dear Penis，after discuss with the chairman，your request had been rejected due to reasons：

* Your job does not exceed 8 hours per day.
* You always catch snake when u are work.
* You did not complete your task according to your master.
* You did not work at the place which master had assigned you, you always loaf around.
* Your working attitude was bad, your self-knowledge was bad too, you only willing to work when somebody stimulate you.
* You always messed up your place and did not clean up your work place after work.
* You did not follow to safety system, for example wearing safety helmet.
* You will retired before you are 65.
* You cannot continuously work for 2 tasks.
* Sometimes you give up before you finish your task.
* Last but not least, you always bring 2 suspicious bags when you go for your work.

Happy Merdeka!!! 51st Merdeka? Malaysia boleh after 51st merdeka! Hurray!

Cuci Mata VI

I better fast fast update a post if not all topic chat in chatbox are about The Great Soo. XD

Last time's cuci mata story kanasai. So this time i'm gonna show pics only.

Enjoy.











After bath.




























July Momok Look.





Ok!! Rush for ur friday for this week and enjoy ur weekend. Chiong ar!!!

Special Post for The Great Soo

This post is specially written for him.


The Great Soo.

Where we had done something which he can never try again in his life. Probably. Unless he is half in his size.

That day, everyone of us felt doubt that whether we can throw him in the air or not after we did it for jaang ming.



So we tried.


With the help of 8-9 people.

Luckily, no people injured. See how happily he laughed? I think it's the happiest moment for u since u know us right?

Donno start from when... We like to zha bo bo (波波).


Nud3topia -- zha bo event.

And you are one of our favourite. (On my bed somemore -_-)

Mechy Convo 2008 by jojo

Total: 103mb

6 files.

Part1
Part2
Part3
Part4
Part5
Part6

我毕业了

That thing is called mortar board (by miss poon)


但还在失业当中......

Cuci Mata V

So this week JenJen the little princess had updated cuci mata post for me XD

Thanks JenJen.

Enjoy it here.

Back to KUITTHO

Gonna fly again back to johor on 6.40pm later. Go back KUITTHO tomorrow and enjoy my last presentation at there.

I had plan a trip and asked along all brothers there. Hope to grab the chance and enjoy our last sweet lovely holiday. No more holiday and gathering like this after we all work, right? Kesian when i see Janice and other working fellow. I will step inside the life after i graduate. Huhu.

The following is the proposed of my schedule for 14th to 22nd. Baba remember meet with us in peneng XD

Welcom to JoJo travel agent -- ipoh and peneng trip from 14th to 22nd august

IPOH
Soo, Jordan, jaang ming and sze yun stay at jordan’s house

Hock, jojo, jenjen, seng yong stay at ???

16th Saturday night arrive ipoh

16th night to 17/18th – ipoh day

PENENG
Shin chan, soo, hock, jojo, jenjen, seng yong stay at rented apartment.

18th Monday morning go peneng

18th to 21st Thursday night go back from ipoh

22nd Friday morning arrive jb/bp

23rd REST

24th MECHANICAL convo

25th ELECTRICAL & CIVIL convo

P/S: Plan this trip really give me a big headache -_- See yea.

Malaysia Boleh

After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year...



Swedish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the Swedes, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspaper read. English archaeologists found traces of 2000 year old fiber optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high tech digital communication network thousand years earlier than the Swedes.




One week later, Malaysian newspapers reported the following



After digging an deep as 5000 meters in padi fields in Kedah, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely NOTHING. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years ago, Malaysian's inhabitants were already...

...



...



...


...




using wireless technology.








P/S: I'll going back to KUITTHO tomorrow and traveling at ipoh and peneng after that. My convo is on 25h august 2008. So no update available for another 2 weeks. See yea.

Cuci Mata Thursday IV

Actually there's no storyline for these pics. So i create it myself. It is the best if you ignore those words and just cuci ur mata.
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Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...



There's a planet on the "Somewhere Here" sign. It's a beautiful place.

Once upon a time, a leng lui had a nightmare.


AHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHH~~~

After she woke up, she found out she was on a no-man-island.


Panasnya~with sexy dress.. and high heels too..

A very pretty island. She start her journey to search for a way out.



Sometimes she get hurt.


She's hurt. Whr do you look at?

After few days of hiking inside the jungle.



She saw a mountain. So she climb it. Why she wanna climb the mountain i also dont know why.


Deep deep valley.

Finally she used all of her energy to climb up and arrived on top of the mountain. She fall to sleep.



Suddenly she heard of stg. She woke up and scold:" WTF? Who s**t on my face?"



She made a bow to protect herself.



And continue her journey.


Nice one.

Suddenly she felt somebody molest her butt.



A monkey! She immediately slapped it.


Piak!

And the monkey faint. She slapped the king of the monkeys. All the monkeys suddenly salute to her.


Salute!

And she became queen of the monkey in the end.



And live happily ever after with those monkey.

P/S:Fxxk! I hate my own story! -_-"

Salty chicken

WTF? Why my kanasai salty chicken picture is violated with photobucket's terms of use?


It was banned!!!

It's not nude, not violent, it just a CHICKEN SLICES!

Photobucket team don't like salty chicken is it?


2nd time upload. Let's see will this pic kenak ban again or not.

Kuching Fest SHEPPP!!!

Today i went to kuching fest again with Happy, Mr.Liew, Miss System, Mei Chin and Mr. Xiang.

This time punya Kuching Fest banyak Sheeppp. Not because of FOOD and MM now.

Never mind. Let's go into food 1st.


Taiwan small bite.

I ordered small size salty chicken RM3.



JoJo Rate It: Kanasai.

Next, ordered RM3 chao sio chee chong fan.



JoJo Rate the cha sio chee chong fan: Kanasai.

And ordered a pack of fried rice from an unknown stall. Still kanasai.

Ok all food kanasai.

Even the balloon girl looked different today. Not looked kansai but not as pretty as the first time i saw her. Hehe.

When going back, i went to take my little KANCIL.

I saw my car's wiper was flip up. That time I thought some fucking naughty kids disturb my car.


Like this.

Nothing wrong. My car still locked. Nothing scratch. My mirror is OK.

So i attempted to unlock my car. I cucuk my key into the lubang.


Like this.

And it was fucking damn stuck. I cucuk 2nd time 3rd time and give up.

I look at the car's plate number. It is my car.

Shit la. Calmly, i walked to the other side of the door and unlock it. After sit in the car, I locked up my car and start checking.

The first thing i saw is this.


My locker.

It's open widely. Nervously i find my cd player head unit because i put it inside there.

And it still there, luckily.


Huhuhu.

I looked behind. Damn lucky my bag still there. I got my industrial training log book inside the bag. Donno wat'll happen if i lost it.


Big pretty bag.

I was hiding it under the seat before i went out and it was on the seat when i went back.

I checked my bag. Everything are fine. Include my LEE FAH MEE. The kids sure didn't hungry that time.


One pack of mee.

My jacket is there too.


Jacket.

WTF All things there? Why the kids broke my car and didn't stole anything?

What i thought is just they wanna disturb ppl, dat's all.

On my journey back, I saw this under my seat.


This thing.

I used it to store some coins in it.

And yea. They stole my COINS only.

Yea, thanks to them. Thanks to everyone.

I wanna thanks to the kids who broke in my car. They just take what they need and even LOCKED my car perfectly before they gone. So that no other bad person can open my car. Thank you very much.

I didn't lost much.

Just my car's lock. Gonna fix it. Donno how much.


Kenak kiao gao gao.

And 52cent (approximately).


52cent all gone.

Thanks to you. Next time i'll put 250 cent coins inside so that u can buy kolo mee for the other day.

Great day. No more kch fest this year. XD

P/S: I'm ok, JenJen. Don't worry. :)