I'm going to translate and share another EPIC story from the internet!
I can't stop laughing after reading it and I'm going to regret for life if I don't share it with you guys!
Reading in office is highly not recommended!!!
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Title: Worst day of my life!
Few days ago, I encountered a very troublesome problem, it was...
Overactive Bladder...
I didn't notice it initially but it got worst and worst. Every night I woke up frequently because of my bladder, just like last night I couldn't sleep because of that.
If I continued to ignore it, I'm going to be insane!
Thus, I took a day leave and visited to the hospital for checking.
Unfortunately, I woke up too late and didn't have time to take a poo poo.
Having a full stomach of shit doesn't feel so great, sigh...
It's crowded in the hospital, I had to queue for very long time.
Finally, it's my turn!
My doctor was an uncle, he looks very kind, talks gently, after several questions, he asked me to go to the washroom to take urine sample.
After I came back from washroom, he's fully equipped with mask and glove.
Next, he ordered me to take off my pant and turned around.
Even though he's a male doctor, I felt kind of embarrassing too, you know.
I leaned on the wall, listening to doctor's mumbling about prostate or uncomfortable or something something...
Wait a minute, isn't prostate located in my....
??!!!??!!
Then something penetrated me!
His fingers!!! Ouch!
I always dream about the lost of my virginity someday, but I never know that it's my anal who lost its virginity first...
Doctor's fingers were gently stirring in me...
After the initial pain, somehow a few seconds later... I felt kinda comfortable?!
No~~ No~~
Then, I couldn't help myself and...
Ah~~ Ah~~
Moaning...
And then...
I jizzed...
I just couldn't accept this!!!
It's different feeling from masturbation, I can't describe the actual feeling, but it's an unwillingly orgasm...
Looking down to my didi who was still dripping juice, I suddenly felt so useless and powerless, my tears uncontrollably shed from my eyes...
"POP!!!"
Out of the blue, doctor pulled out his fingers.
I took a deep breath and relived that I can finally chill out..
Is this story over?
Hell NO!!!
At the exact moment of my relieve moment...
My anus!
No!
My sphincter to be exact, made some unexpected movement...
I had this HOLY SHIT feel!!!
But it's too late!!!
The poop I hold for whole day "PU PU PU PU PU" shoot out like machine gun!!!
Along with a various tones of farting sound...
All on his face, the doctor's face...
The doctor was very calm, probably too panic may be?!
He's emotionless...
When he confirmed that I already stopped pooping, he shouted:" Nurse!!!"
Nurse barged in the door, staring at what she saw, she's... shocked!!!
She's looking at my naked butt, and my penis still leaking of juices, while doctor's face was full of my poop...
Why this had to be happened on me~~~
Just let me die~~~
My tears flowed down from my eyes again...
While the room was full of my poo poo smell, the nurse passed me a piece of tissue and told me:" Wipe wipe first~~~"
She's.... too nice...
Wuwuwuwuwu....
Why she's so nice...
I took over the the tissue, wiped out my tears, then realized my didi still hanging with juices...
So I wiped him too...
I didn't know what else to do...
Suddenly, I feel a little chill on my butt...
The nurse...
She's... helping me... wiping my butt...
I didn't know where this is coming from...
I either feel extremely ashamed of myself, or highly appreciate of what she did for me...
I cried again, and this time I cried out really loud...
I couldn't remember anything else after that, I just know that I apologized many times, sorry sorry sorry...
I paid the bill and ran out from the hospital.
I was like an innocent lost child, wandering on the street alone.
I walked into KFC and bought a set of meal.
Munching of the chicken burger, unwillingly think of the whole incident again, then I cried again....
Please imagine a 20+ years old guy who's eating burger with tears on his face...
Then I realized the crowd in the shop starred at me like I'm a weirdo...
Thus, I ran out from the shop with the burger still in my hand...
I didn't even finish my Coke and fries!!!
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Hope you are entertained by the story!
Please read the original post if you understand mandarin!
Link: [搞笑趣事]有生以來最悲傷的一天
Cheers guys!
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