The Shower Game

I was reading this random article and burst in laughter after I read the comments section.

Translation by momojojo-amateur-translator.

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作者 sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 版上的各位都在浴室跟另一半玩什麼遊戲
時間 Thu Nov 22 23:17:23 2012
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小妹我交了一個男朋友，

I, a girl who has a boyfriend,

我們在一起已經有三年多之久，

We are staying together for 3 years already,

除了大一住宿舍外，

Except for first year of university life,

現在幾乎都是住在一起，

We are staying together since then.

然後我們到現在都會一起洗澡，

We always bath together,

而我們一起生活就像瘋子一樣，

Our life is full of craziness,

洗澡的時候都會玩一些超奇怪的遊戲啦~

We will play some kinky games when we bath together,

像是他就會把雞雞夾起來跟我一起當女的，

Like he will hold his lollipop in between of his legs, pretending as a girl with me,

還有一次我用手幫他弄硬，

And one time I helped him to masturbate,

然後他從後面微蹲把雞雞從我雙腿間伸出來在往上移到毛那邊，

Then he slipped his lollipop in between of my legs from behind,

我再夾起來!!!!

I hold the lollipop tightly with my legs!

耶我有雞雞了!!!!!

And Yeah! I got a penis!

不然就是刷牙嘴巴都泡泡舌吻啦(洗澡會順便刷牙)...

Or we would french kiss with toothpaste in our mouth while we are brushing teeth,

還有一次我刷牙嘴巴都泡泡強迫幫他口交...

And then one time I gave him a blowjob with toothpaste in my mouth,

他洗完澡整個超難受=_____=

He suffered a lot after that =_____=

不知道版上的情侶都在浴室玩些什麼遊戲~???

What games did you play with your lover in the bathroom?

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Comments section

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推 Leoioe:他洗他的 我插我的! 11/22 23:18
→ saron:..................................... 11/22 23:18
→ rs5556:我也有玩耶 我跟男友那樣玩 然後我就有兩隻雞雞了 11/22 23:19

rs5556 replied: I also got play this kind of game~ I play with my boyfriend and then I got two penises!

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Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

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