Eat and Diet

A very demotivational poster dedicated for Wilson, JenJen, Janice, Cow and Keryn.

Nothing is Perfect

This is a boring motivational entry for you, and myself too.

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For ladies & gentlemen/women & men outside, I need to tell you that nothing is perfect.

Take an example from Desperate Housewives' two couples.

Gabrielle and Carlos.



He was rich successful businessman, a pure workaholic, a protective caring husband.

He got no time for his family, his wife feel lonely, so she had affair with her gardener.

Her excuse was Carlos didn't have time for her.

Things turned 180 degree when Carlos became blind.

He was blind, poor, and independent but he had more time for his family now.

She regretted. She wanted her life back badly.

Tom and Lynette.



They live in a moderate life. For me, he's a great husband.

Lynette wished Tom could work harder and become a successful person.

He did in the end.

He was success, rich, and he can provide everything for his wife now, turned out to be like the rich Carlos. No time for family and his beloved wife.

They were the perfect couple before.

Lynette regretted, she wants their life back. She wants the old life back.

Because of this, they were depressed and got lots of arguments, Tom didn't know what his wife really want from him.

End up they're going to divorce.

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From my opinion, what I want to emphasize here is,  they do not understand this word "APPRECIATE".

They only noticed what they DONT HAVE instead of lots of great things that actually BELONG to them.

They are just too busy to see what their friends have, get jealous, compare and show off.

Those beautiful things around them are covered by their complaints.

Sometimes, it just too late to regret when you start to notice it's gone.

You simply miss those wonderful things around you.

So learn it.

Appreciate what you have.

Complain less.



-closedown-

Last Friday Night

I think I hurt myself.




I listened to this while my colleague was sleeping in front of me.

I tried not to laugh out but this is painful, I "kek" kin till my stomach so pain.

I accidentally laugh out in the end -_-

This guy is too serious, that's why this is so funny.

Especially these parts:

1. Gotcha: "I smell like a mini bar." Victim: "What mini bar? Diao me what is this."

2. "What????" "Last Friday Night" "What what about last friday night?"

3. "We're dancing on table tops." "ON TABLE TOPS??" "We kissed but I forget."

4. "I don't care who you are and what we had done last friday because I was at home..."

Enjoy.

-closedown-

Men's Bra

Recently I found someone who sell this.



Men's BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



It looks so comfy and provide a great secure feeling.



So I decided to buy one for myself. I need that special sofy comfy feel too.

Don't be surprise. I did buy it. "A-" Cup.

Rear View.

Food in Tuaran

Food served in kopitiam.


RM4.50


RM7


RM4.50


RM7

Nothing wrong in Tuaran. Everything is fine except for the food's price.

The rate is like x1.5 of Kuching's rate.

I think I need to learn how to cook d.

Newspaper

What I hate to see in newspaper is as below:









What's wrong with those happy valley???

Why censored them?

If u wan censored them, why not use those pics without exposing their happy valley one?

Pissed.

If you don't know what is HAPPY VALLEY, click this link.

We like happy valley, don't censored them. Peace.

ToTo

The other day I went to Tuaran's ToTo shop to buy numbers and finally I kenak 3rd prize.



I went back to redeem my reward and guess what the cashier told me?

Working Space

This is my working space.

Listening to this song.



Often on Youtube, Facebook and Cari Forum.

That's why I posted lots of youtube videos in my recent posts.

F*** MYSELF! Hardworking a bit la!



I read my previous blog entries and found out I got explosive sense of humour, but since when I lost those talent that brought lots of laughter to my readers? Walao Eh.

Target

MOVE from Rick Mereki on Vimeo.

I swear to myself that I'm going to make a video like this for MYSELF!

USH!

Hate Me

A nice song that I had missed. A 2006 song.

Hate Me with Chinese Lyric


The first time I listened this song, I thought it was a song full with hatred and grudge, written by a guy whose heart broken in a love relationship.

After I read the uploader's description, I found out it's a song written for his passed away mother.

If I die young

An unofficial WILL of momojojo written on September 2011

Witness: My blog's readers

If I die,

1. All my property/money in bank/unit trust etc will split half to my mother and my wife as I owe them too much.

2. No Ritual (Chinese or Christian) need to be done as I'm a free thinker and I do not bond to any religion. Strictly no expensive ritual. No burning of hell notes etc. No monks chanting to make me rest in peace as I come to this world in peace, so I left in peace. I don't have any regret on this world. I love everyone that deserve my love. I live a great life. I do not owe anyone or harm anyone badly.

3. I do not allow my body to be buried underground. Cremation is allowed. Ashes of my body will be pour to the sea or as fertilizer of a tree.

4. I will allow my body to be dissect for organ transplant in only one condition: Every patients that receive my organs will need to identify themselves to my family members. I don't want those CB doctors to dissect me and sell my organs. My organs are mine and not for sell. CB this world. I don't trust this world any more. Anyone will do anything for money.

(more will be added when stg pop out from my mind)

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In Chinese culture, death is a forbidden word. Writing my own will is like cursing myself to die.

Choi choi choi! But who knows, right?


Inspired by the song: If I Die Young

Larva Animation

This two cb LARVAs really make me LOL in office. They make my day!









Especially this video, it make me laugh non stop. Cbs.



Korean is a talented country on entertainment.

For more laughter, view on the uploader's youtube page :)

Echo

I had listen to Leona Lewis's Echo soundtrack for a year and I still love those songs very much.

I dedicate the following songs to those who wanna be EMO or already in EMO now.

1. Stop Crying Your Heart Out


2. Lost and Found


3. My Hands


That's my top 3.

Enjoy.