If you read my last week post, you will get this.
Today, let JoJo teach you "How to Eat Dim Sum in Ipoh", step by step.
1. Enter the super crowded Dimsum shop
2. Scatter your friends around the shop to scout for possible empty tables
3. If spot a table of people who almost finish their food, DEATH STARE them so they will leave as soon as possible
Remember, use DEATH STARE.
4. As soon as you sit down, the staffs will clean up the table with high efficiency speed
5. Another batch of staffs will carry their dim sum tray and use their 無影手 to put more and more dim sum on your table, without your consent or permission
6. Until you feel it's enough, you need to shout "FUCKING STOP ALREADY!!!", then they will stop put dim sum on your table
7. Then you start eating while ignoring other people DEATH STARE you
P/S: Choo mentioned you had to shout STOP if not they will never stop putting dim sum on your table, I never experience this before XD
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