The Shower Game

I was reading this random article and burst in laughter after I read the comments section.

Translation by momojojo-amateur-translator.

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作者 sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用) 看板 sex
標題 [閒聊] 版上的各位都在浴室跟另一半玩什麼遊戲
時間 Thu Nov 22 23:17:23 2012
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小妹我交了一個男朋友，

I, a girl who has a boyfriend,

我們在一起已經有三年多之久，

We are staying together for 3 years already,

除了大一住宿舍外，

Except for first year of university life,

現在幾乎都是住在一起，

We are staying together since then.

然後我們到現在都會一起洗澡，

We always bath together,

而我們一起生活就像瘋子一樣，

Our life is full of craziness,

洗澡的時候都會玩一些超奇怪的遊戲啦~

We will play some kinky games when we bath together,

像是他就會把雞雞夾起來跟我一起當女的，

Like he will hold his lollipop in between of his legs, pretending as a girl with me,

還有一次我用手幫他弄硬，

And one time I helped him to masturbate,

然後他從後面微蹲把雞雞從我雙腿間伸出來在往上移到毛那邊，

Then he slipped his lollipop in between of my legs from behind,

我再夾起來!!!!

I hold the lollipop tightly with my legs!

耶我有雞雞了!!!!!

And Yeah! I got a penis!

不然就是刷牙嘴巴都泡泡舌吻啦(洗澡會順便刷牙)...

Or we would french kiss with toothpaste in our mouth while we are brushing teeth,

還有一次我刷牙嘴巴都泡泡強迫幫他口交...

And then one time I gave him a blowjob with toothpaste in my mouth,

他洗完澡整個超難受=_____=

He suffered a lot after that =_____=

不知道版上的情侶都在浴室玩些什麼遊戲~???

What games did you play with your lover in the bathroom?

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Comments section

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推 Leoioe:他洗他的 我插我的! 11/22 23:18
→ saron:..................................... 11/22 23:18
→ rs5556:我也有玩耶 我跟男友那樣玩 然後我就有兩隻雞雞了 11/22 23:19

rs5556 replied: I also got play this kind of game~ I play with my boyfriend and then I got two penises!

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Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

Two penises...

兩隻雞雞...

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-closedown-

❤ Rain Drop ❤

[Eng sub] IU - Raindrop @ Bunkamura Orchard Hall

If you read the lyric, you will notice it's a little  bittersweet sad song.

Big contrast compare to lost child but hey, let's enjoy.

Each time I watch her live performance, I wave my hands like I'm in one of her live concert, and every time the a song ended, I clap my hand so hard with the crowd and shout "ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!" Then I click next and cheers YEAH!!! with the crowd.

◕‿‿◕ Oh IU~~ I love U~~

-closedown-

Definition of Money: Millionaire Dreams

My very first meme took me 2 hours, damn it.





While everyone was discussing about their millionaire dreams, my little dreams must be very shocking for them.

May be Honda Civic is too easy to achieve for them, but that's what I want~

I don't demand any millionaire dreams, I just want a peaceful life.

My another dream is to open awesome nasi lemak stall.

I wish the best luck for their dreams, wondering that they already buy their cars or condo or travel the world.

And that "wanna-help-family-and-friends-making-money" thought is real, but since everyone is talking about materialistic objectives, so I figured out they will laugh me like that, so I came out with honda civic.

In the end the woman in front of me told me:" You should really go test drive the car."

I still have no idea what she was trying to tell me, anyone has any idea?

-closedown-