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This joke took me 30 seconds to think and made me laugh for 1 minute.



早上公車上，一個人從包裡掏手機看時間，然後說了句“我CAO”，還以為他要遲到了，

再仔细一看，我Cao 他手裡拿着一個電視遙控器。

A morning on a bus, a man took his handphone out from his pocket, and scolded:"FUCK!"

I thought he was going to late for work, then I looked on his handphone, Fuck! It's a TV remote control!