BASTARD wanted! RM100

U see this farker bastard? If u see this bastard around somewhr corner in malacca, please help me tie him up and loooot him gao gao till he didn't even recognize who himself was. Because this bastard stole my cousin janice punya handbag. She request to break his arm too.



P/S: Even my blog viewers not many, but at least this might a little bit help for u, hoh janice? :)

Kuching friends beware ar~

这是一名妇女告诉我的故事，以下用第一人称来叙述经过.

某天的午后，我到商场去购买伙食和日用品，当我将大小包刚购买的东西搬上车时，一男一女两个年轻人朝我走过来，我马上提高警惕地看着他们，他们[友善]地对我微笑，然后告诉我它们是某公司的职员，在进行促销工作。
他们拿出印有雪山标志的贴纸，要求我写上名字和身份证号码，帮我贴在车后镜，再给我一张固本，对我说，贴上他们公司的贴纸，就等于为他们的公司打广告，公司的回馈是给我一个幸运抽奖的机会，一再交待我不要错过这个机会。
也许是贪念作祟，冒着大热的天气，我走进这间公司的玻璃大门，马上有两名笑容可掬的职员迎面而来，我有点难为情地告诉他们来意，他们却非常热忱地领我到一台电脑前，要我在其中一个键上点击一下，马上其中一名职员说我中奖了，颁给我一支小手电筒，并告诉我我还有一个机会，然后在他的授意下，我又按了一次键盘，在那一霎那间，旁边的职员一声[惊呼]，其他职员马上围了过来，说我中大奖了，奖品是一台入口高品质，价值3000多块的抽油烟机，还说他们的公司开业以来，第一次有人中这么大奖，一些职员还说中这么大的奖，要我请他们吃KFC炸鸡。。。。
这时一名看起来比较高级的职员走过来，她先祝贺我中了大奖，然后告诉我要拿走这个奖品，必须符合3个条件。
1。奖品不可以变卖。（我心想，东西到手后，我想卖就卖，你管得着吗？）
2。领奖时要拍照片，而且一定要展示开心灿烂的笑容。（3000千多块的奖品，叫我不 笑我还不干！）
3。公司还会送一张价值100快的礼卷，必须在公司花掉这100块才能拿走奖品。（还有送啊？100块？顶多我买百多块的东西，就可以拿走那300多块的奖品，今天真是太幸运了。）
最后，还有一个附带条件，就是必须在一份文件上签名。
拿着100块的礼卷，我想随便买一间便宜的东西就算了，可是走入他们的陈列室，我整个人傻了，那里的东西全部都是2500块以上的，就算一台普通的吸尘机，标价也接近3000块。也许我当时是鬼迷心窍，老是想着那3000多块的奖品，于是咬一咬牙，花了2988快买了一套钢锅，虽然有点心痛，但想到中了 3000多块的奖品，还是心情愉快地回到家。
回到家，我不不急待地打开今天今天的[战利品]，仔细翻看时，没看到是哪里制造的字样，我知道，一些著名品牌都有在产品上刻 made in xxx 的字样，心里有点狐疑，就打电话给开电器的弟弟，叫他看看，他翻看一下，就说这是印尼制造的，价钱不会超过800块，那套钢锅也不是好的，估计也不会超过 1000块。我一听，心里又汽又急，马上打电话给那间公司，我谴责他们用不道德的手段来欺骗顾客，电话那端传来的声音不再是先前那样亲切，他说：“小姐，你知道什么是促销吗？这就是促销，你文件签了，照片也拍了，东西也拿走了，你还想怎样？”
这时我彻底明白自己堕入骗局中，只能怪自己傻和贪小便宜，才会花那么多钱买到货不对办的东西，被人家骗人还要给人利用做虚假广告。


据茶叔调查，上当受骗的已有多人，其中有老师，银行职员，家庭主妇等，此事在今日的联合日报也有报道，茶叔写这个帖子，是希望大家提高警惕，别像上述那位妇女一样上当受骗。

Copy from HERE cari forum.

I live at King of Longkang too long till dun know what happen in Cat City.

The story is stg like scammers scattered around kuching nowadays. They had their own company and staff. They come out around their company and scam victims with prizes.

Story is like this, the scammers come out and said she can try her luck in prizes if she stick their sticker in their car. So she went in the company and try her luck. Well, first try she got a torch light, 2nd try she won a "RM3000" household appliances. Then they act like so farking surprise and said want treat them eat KFC for winning such big prize. Then they said she can take the prize out with condition:
1. Smile and take a photo.
2. Prize can't be sold.
3. Buy a thing inside the shop with given RM100 voucher.

So she bought a thing nearly RM3000 bcos all the stuff is above RM2k, and brought the "RM3000" prize back.

In the end, she knew she had been scammed. She called her and they claimed that she had sign contract, she took a winning prize photo, and took the prize home. Geng!

I dont know what's the shop's name but they said there's many this kind of shop in Kuching, Sibu and Miri.

Kuching spot:
1. BDC everise 3rd floor
2. Sarawak plaza
3. MJC

I don't know what's the shop name, anyone call tell me or even take a picture of the shop and send to me? I want tell my mommy neh and warn her.

To those who read this post, make sure ur family especially mommy don't scam by those ppl orh. U know la, mommy always want free and cheapest things.

How to cheat perfectly in exam hall

I SAW THIS AND DIRECT PU WTF?! WHAT A GENIUS!!!

ORIGINAL COPY FROM HERE!!!

Have you ever cheat in your exam ? How do you do it ? Ever get caught ?

Well, the conventional way of cheating is over! Let’s look at the latest way !

1. Type out your notes in the computer:

2. Make sure to resize the font size 6:

3. Print out the notes with your own printer:

4. Make copy of the note using “toner based” photo copier:

5. Stick a layer of transparent adhesive tapes (eg:Scotch Tape) on the copied notes:

6. Cut them into strips according to the size of the adhessive tape:

7. Soak the strips in cold water:

8. After a few minutes, peel off the adhesive tape from the paper carefully:

9. You will be able to see that your notes have been transfered to the tapes:

10. Dry the adhesive tape so that it will become sticky again.

11. If you are so lucky to have a clueless teacher, you may just bring the adhessive notes into the exam hall and stick it directly at the answer sheet

12. Altervatively, you may have to stick it on your pen before you go into the exam hall:

13. Or you may also stick it on your drink:

Now u see it? No nit worry for ur exam anymo!

O2JAM

I love o2jam, deep deep till when i play a song, den i will continue spam few songs till i satisfy.

Benefit of playing o2jam:
1. Release tension
2. Cool down from anger
3. Stress of works
4. For fun
5. Satisfaction
6. Play for short game (3mins)
7. Exercise finger to provide finger cancer
8. Waiting for dinner time
9. Peaceful game (no bloody scene, PK, monsters)
10. Suitable for all ages


Now used to play in Kalliope c9 and any Thalia channel.


Compose key: A S D Space J K L

So if wanna play offline, i will use o2mania to jam. When u wanna play some p2p(pay to play) songs, used this. Most of the p2p song very nice, average price is RM4 per song.

How to release ur tension efficiently?
Answer: Open songs and play it with x5 and x6 speed.

Make sure u got good quality of keyboard which it can tahan multi-tapping. Laptop's keyboard is highly not recommended for high speed.

How to become sexpert?
Answer: Practice more (Everytime i ask high lv player, they told me like this, and den i ask dem how long they played to become so sexpert, dey told me dey play for 1 year, and wtf i'm still so noobies since i play for 2 years, wtf!)

How i play?
Answer: Open ur Sharingan!

Usually at speed of x4 and x5 for BPM150+ songs, place ur sharingan at middle or near the number there, den when the notes reach there, press it, walah! cool!( cool is press at perfect time, good is fairly ok, bad is press too fast, miss is u miss the notes.)



When u practice more, u will realize ur finger will auto press what u color see in the end. When the song de notes too complicated till u kenot see, increase the speed and spam the keys, wat u see den wat u press, that's how to survive :)

Recommended songs:
1. Eartquake (p2p)
2. Until it come back
3. Volcano (p2p)
4. Red Sign (p2p)
5. Beautiful day (p2p)
6. Hyper speed carol remix (p2p)
7. Electro Fantasy
8. V3
9. Bride in dream
10. Kan kan
11. Identity part I (p2p)
12. Identity part II (p2p)
13. Identity part III (NA in msia)
14. Stunt flying
15. Gargolye
16. Cross time
17. Tocatta and Fugue (p2p)
18. Go hell (p2p)
19. Death moon (p2p)
20. Canon (o2 version)
21. Future world
22. Humoresque
23. I love Dance
24. Milk Chocolate
25. You was born to be loved

There's clips showing the o2jam world championship in korea.

See the godlike inhuman player if u interest. :)


Round 1- Earthquake


Round 2- Identity II


Round 3- Electro fantasy HD

I wish i'm one of them ><

Nanyang Technological University

NTU student write comments for their lecturer's survey.

If ur line smooth smooth and u never watch this, better watch it because it's really funny, can laugh ur xxxx off.

Lecturer's entertained their students by showing their seniors' comments. They're not comment about his lecturing, but he's sexy body and boldly head.

My favourite

Is your mustache source of ur knowledge? If that so, dont set the questions so hard because most of us dont have mustache!!!

Keywords
Sexy, Handsome, Erotic, Bold, Sweetheart, horny, mustache.

Now u know what to write if u got this kind of survey? :p

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