If I got birdy

New Hot song! This song is so d@mn nice!



Part of the lyric:

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

Full lyric can get from here --> Beyonce - If I Were A Boy Lyrics

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Happy and I were chatting about this song. He said that this song ngam MM to listen. Yeap it is.

But for me, Beyonce sings like she want to let all of the boys know, how bad is us. In her MV, you can see the big contrast between early and ending of the music video. In her imagination, she treat her boy just like how he treat her.

Hmmm....This world is fair. Got bad boy also got bad girl ba. There's big gap between boy and girl. Even though, we can't live without each other. Girl said boy don't understand girl; Boy said girl don't understand boy. Who understand who?

This topic is like a legend which will never find its ending. Where is the happily ever after ending gone?

Love is everything = L.I.E.

B What U Wanna B

I wanna share a nice song which intro by my nephew.



He keep replay it till i bei tahan but it quite nice also la. At first I thought it's a Christmas song but nope. It just be what you wanna be.

You can get the lyric here --> Darin Zanyar - B What U Wanna B lyric.

Anywhere, the worst part is you can't find a perfect lyric anywhere. Especially for the last part. So today, JoJo gonna generate my very own lyric for the song. I think it's FIRST IN THE WORLD!

The missing part of the lyric is starting from 2.17 minutes. Play till 2.17 mins and sing along with me :)

Here we go... Start from 2.17...

Yeahhhhh~~~~~ Ohhhhhhh~~~ Ohhh~~~~
Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~ (must very long!)
What you wanna be~~~
Woooohhhh!
Yea yea yea yea yea!
I Can You Can We Can~
Oohhhhhhhhh~~
Yehhhhhhhhh~~
You can be what you wanna be~~
Wohhhh!
Wha %@@#%@%@# actor~
You Can I Can You Can!
Me!!!
You!!! You!!! You!!!
Woooohhh!!!
You can be what you wanna be!

Actually you can sing free style like him.

The clue is just shout WOHHH! OHHH! YOU ME YOU ME! when your brain is blank or you don't know what to sing. After learn this, you'll be a good rapper.

Malaysia's Education Failed

Case 1:

While I was walking around in Spring shopping mall, I saw a bold guy who look like an ang moh. Curiously, I stared at him and wondering whether is he a true ang moh, or malay/bumi who look like an ang moh.

It's rude to stare people like that, right? It seems like you're weirdo when a stranger stare at you.

He walked straight to me, and finally noticed that I was looking at him.

Instantly, he gave me a big smile :) , not a faked smile, but a TRUE smile deeply from his heart.

And he greeted me: "Hi!"



Then walked away.

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WHY? I did nothing but just look at him. Why he smiled to me and said hi to me?

May be it's the culture of his country? Be friendly :)

I'm not sure where is he from and who is him. I wanna make friend with him.

Allow me describe the same case in Malaysia.

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Case 2:

In the case of Malaysian who....


Look like this. Malaysia Top 100 pai kia.

If you looked at this guy, even only 2-3 seconds, please be careful. If he noticed that you're looking at him.

Immediately, he shouted:" See what see???!!! What the f@rk are you looking at? You want die ka?"

The next thing is he punched you right on your face.



See the big difference?

Honestly I will not do such thing, but it happens in Malaysia. We can read news like this in newspaper, just because someone look at his eye or what, then he beat that person.

We study moral subject for nothing.



Malaysia's education is a failure.

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Staring from now, if a stranger look at me, I will try to give him a smile and say Hi! I want to make him shock like I did. Why don't you do the same thing?

But girls, don't cincai smile to boy, later they misunderstanding and think you like him. XD

Cute Cute de Monkey

If you login to your Shoutmix, you can see few options above.

Click on SMILEYS on Display option.

Then follow their guide here--> Shoutmix new smiley features, you can learn how to add etc.

The problem is where you find such cute cute emoticon like mine?

I'm not sell fish punya person, so I'm willing to share. HuHuHu.

Here's the emoticon I used:



Smiley image URL:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/jcwc84/Emoticon/monkey2/01.gif

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Smiley image URL:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/jcwc84/Emoticon/monkey2/74.gif

You just need to copy and paste the Smiley image URL. Enjoy :)

Wanna thanx me? You can thanx me by credit me in your post XD

【Nud3topia MM】Cosplay Episode 8

This week proudly present...



MM cosplay in Japanese Student Uniform (donno this count as cosplay or not)



How I wish my secondary school is flooded with such pretty uniform everywhere?



Why their costume are so pretty compare to ours?



Girls, don't you wanna wear pretty uniform like this when you're studying?



My secondary school uniform is in white and dark green.



Girl is in white and blue. They're ugly. I mean uniform. Our uniform is ugly.



It's totally different if we had prettier school uniform.



Then we die die also wanna go to school everyday.



Just to see MMs in pretty uniform :)



Yea, probably in dream. :)

Quote of The Day: "Your Contribution"

Don't always CARE about your contribution which you had given to others,

Because NOBODY will care about it except YOURSELF.

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Just want to tell you all, you can use my cute monkey emoticon in shoutmix now :)


Cute cute de monkey.

Contribution of Man's Sperm

Getting bored of love story? Let's read on true life story.

P/S: Another story translation from JoJo. (with bad english)



那晚，我認識的一對年輕夫妻中的太太哭著來電：「你快來！我恨他！我要和他離婚！」
I received a call from a woman:" Faster come! I hate him! I want to divorce with him!"

快速趕到他們家,這會兒還正吵的兇呢！
After arrived at their house. Here's their conversation.

男說：「她很無聊，我上班好累，她說晚上要去散步，我說改天，她就又哭又鬧，真是討厭！」
KuKu bird aka her husband:" She's very annoying, I'm so tired after working until now, she said she want to go out and have a walk, I said another day la, she cried and become so noisy, it's annoying!"




女說：「你才討厭，我在家作牛作馬為這個家打掃，為你做飯為你生孩子，為你們臭男人當發洩獸慾的工具，怎麼，只要求散個步你就會累死啦！？」
Woman:" You baru annoying! I stay at home and tidy up this home for whole day, I cook for you, I born child for you, I become a tool to release your s3xual desire, how? What so hard if I'm just asking you to bring me out for a walk?"



男說：「喂！生小孩是兩人的事又不是我一人的事，妳累難道我不累？我發洩難道妳沒享受？」
KuKu bird:" Hey! Born children is not only your business, k? I also will tired when m@king love, then you don't enjoy meh?"

女說：「哼！早知道生了小孩你不管我，我根本就不生，我們女人為何辛苦生下孩子，就一定要負責孩子的一切，又不能出去工作。」
Woman:" Cis! If I know you wont care about me after we got children, I don't even want to born them. Why woman want to born children when we suffer a lot, and we must take care everything of our children, yet we can't go out to enjoy and work."

男說：「喂！生孩子又不是妳一人能辦到，沒有我妳生個屁。」
KuKu bird:" Hey, born child is not a thing which can only done by u ok? If don't have contribution by me, what you born?"

女說：「哼！你們男人有何貢獻？享受女人肉體的是你，發洩的也是你，你貢獻什麼」
Woman:" Cis, what contribution does a man give? The one who enjoy the most is you, the one who release s3xual desire is you, what had you contribute?"

男說：「哼！沒有我的貢獻精子妳生什麼！？」
KuKu Bird:" Cis! If you don't have my sp3rm, you born ass ka?"



再來下面的話讓人難忘！！
The climax of this quarrel is here. (Where my translation may be different with the story because of limitation of my english)

女說：「哈哈！貢獻精子你，享受完了，你射精了，你貢獻了，好..那看看我們女人的貢獻：
Woman:" Haha! You contribute ur sp3rm, FINE! You finish enjoy, you shoot and you complete your contribution. OK! Look at woman's contribution:



我懷孕要忍耐嘔吐;我要小心飲食；我連生病都不敢吃藥；我要為肚裏孩子注意一切；我懷孕不便於行；
I want to endure with the feeling of throw up; I need to be very careful for everything I eat; I don't even dare to eat medicine when I'm sick; I need to look after everything for the baby inside my stomach; I got difficulty when move around when I'm pregnant;

我不再能遠行郊遊；我坐車都不方便；我要穿上大肚裝；我不能放心行房；
I can't go out for picnic; It's so inconvenient when I drive or taking a ride; I need to wear maternity wear; I'm worried when I m@ke love with you;

我要擔心肚裏孩子是否健康；我要定時去醫院產檢；我懷孕要破壞身材；
I always worry whether baby is healthy or not; I always need to have medical checking at hospital; I scare pregnant will make me fatter and fatter;

我要煩惱妊娠紋的出現；生產後要努力恢復身材使丈夫不嫌棄；我要忍受陣痛
I scare of wrinkle on my stomach after pregnant; I need to bear with the great pain when give birth; and after give birth, I need to work hard to recover my body shape;

我要痛苦生產；我也許須要剖腹生產；我也許會有產後憂鬱症；我要帶初生嬰兒；
I scare the pain of giving birth; I may need to have Caesarean operation, I may have hypochondria before or after pregnancy; I need to take care of new born baby;

我因餵奶而胸部下垂；我要照顧小孩生活起居；我要比小孩晚睡而比小孩早起；
I may have drooping breasts because of breast feed; I need to take care everything of our children; I need to sleep late and wake up earlier for our children;

我要半夜起床餵奶；我還是要忙一切家事；我要放棄事業；我伸手要錢要看丈夫臉色
I have to wake up and nurse them on midnight; I need to do all housekeeping; I give up my career; When I ask for money, I still need to look at your mood and your face;

丈夫出門享樂而我得在家帶小孩；甚至於走樣的身材是丈夫外遇的藉口
While husband go out and having fun, I need to stay at home and take care of our children; Even the excuse of husband's affair is my bad body shape make his eyes pain;

這種種一切就是我的貢獻！
All of this is my contribution!

你不過是享受完之後，放一點精子在我肚裏，然後大睡，
Your job is just put some sp3rm inside v@gina after you 0rgasm, then sleep.

奇怪…這種情況，憑什麼小孩要跟著你姓？他的血他的肉他的一切都是我給的，你不過只給他一丁點兒，有什麼資格跟我爭？」
Why? Why our children need to follow your surname? His blood his flesh and everything are given by me, you just give him little tiny thing, what qualification do you have to fight with me?

這場架吵完了，我記得那丈夫極力想爭辯，卻一點話都說不出來。
He don't have anything to say anymore.

P/S: Man, question ourself, think twice before we said we got LARGE contribution to have a baby. Boyfriend, love your girlfriend. Husband, love your wife. Friends, love your mom.

-Finish-

Ice Cream

A song I heard from somewhere, ICE CREAM is the song's name.

The memories
The things we did
I locked inside my heart
Where i know i won't forget

And now, whos to say, well be ok
We will make it through the night
Dont wanna wake up in this state
I just want us both to smile