你的肚子肥肥咯~

三岁的妹妹一回到家就看到她的糖少了，就问：“哥！做么我的糖变这么少去？”

“是不是你吃掉？”

她五岁的哥哥没应她。

“是不是你吃掉？？？？”

“我没有吃你的糖，你不可以吃我的糖哦~~“

”你看你的肚子肥肥了咯~~“

March 2010 Holiday

So it's another holiday planning again! Happening on March 2010!



Our schedule is as below:

11.3.2010 (FRI) ~18.3.2010 (FRI)

11.3 FRI KCH-KL 9.05PM-10.50PM (Air Ticket/person = RM92)
12.3 SAT KL-KT-REDANG 7.00AM-7.55AM (Air Ticket/person = RM79)
13.3 SUN REDANG
14.3 MON REDANG-KT-KL 4.15pm~5:10pm (Air Ticket/person = RM144)
15.3 TUE GENTING
16.3 WED GENTING
17.3 THUR GENTING
18.3 FRI GENTING-KL-KCH 7.40pm~9.25pm (Air Ticket/person = RM109)

The following fellas will join for Redang Trip:
1. Johnny
2. JenJen
3. Chester Loh
4. Venice Wong
5. Liew Kah Fong







We love Redang!

After back to KL, others will go back spore/kl/kch meanwhile JenJen and I will go to stay at Genting for 4D3N.



It's her favorite place, how can she miss it! LOL

P/S: Will update the accommodation fees once confirm.

Nud3 Pic

Let's share something that will cheer up our day!

For the first time, I decided to share a sexy half naked pic of a beauty.

Kiwi the Silence Hamster

A story about Kiwi the Silence Hamster.

Kiwi was adopted by JenJen and me 1 years+ ago.



He s was 1 month old when we bought him. The first sight we looked at him, we decided to buy him. He was sooooo tiny compare to other brothers & sisters around him.

He was cute because of his tiny-mini size. But as soon as he grew up, he didn't become as lovely as we wished for. We wished for a hamster which would cuddle in our palm quietly & allowed us to take his photos.

In fact, he's too active, superb naughty that he never stop running out of my hands. We never succeed to take a good pic of him, only end up some fluffy grey things on my hand.


fluffy grey things


Super Sonic Hamster!

The only time he really stay quietly and cuddling on my hand was 10/11/2010. He was too weak to run, he just sleep quietly on my hand.

Secrets

The things I learned about "Secrets" are:



















1. Any secrets will not be secrets anymore if u tell anyone.
2. Everyone has their own secrets.
3. The more secrets u keep inside, the more suffer you are.
4. The only man in this world, who can keep your secrets is DEAD MAN.

So, what's ur secrets?

Religion

Two years ago, a guy asked me what's my Religion. Buddhist? Christian?



















I answered: "I'm a  FREE thinker."

He said:" No way! Everybody needs religion! Everybody needs a spiritual support!"

I didn't said anything afterward.

As nowadays, the guy who told me everyone needs religion or spiritual support, he scolded bad words, he's an alcoholic, he called for prostitutes, and he had a girlfriend.

A guy like tha told me I need a religion. Sarcastic huh. I didn't know any religion will teach us to be alcoholic and prostitutes customer.

Well, I'm glad to be Free Thinker. At least I know how to judge what's right or wrong.

Fruit Tree

Well, I love this story which read from newspaper.

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One day, a father brought his son to an orchard. While they were wandering around, his son saw a tree with lots of pebbles stuck on the tree's branches. They looked at the other trees but none of them had pebbles on it.




"That's weird." the father said. He asked an old man who was sitting under the tree, seeking the reason that the branches had lots of pebbles.

The old man replied:" OH! This tree produce the most fruits among the trees, that's why lots of people throw pebbles to pick up those fruits!"

Morale of the story: When you were attacked or criticized by lots of people, that's because you had lots of success or better achievements that others may envy, so ignore them and live your good life :)

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P/S: Anybody please correct my grammar T.T

Malaysia Batu Pahat Bully Case

This gonna be another hot news in the newspaper tomorrow.

A group of gangster teenager bully a single helpless girl.



I don't understand what the f@rk they were yelling at the girl. What I only understand is CiB@i C1Ba1 which keep coming out from the bitches' mouth. They thought they were strong in a group. Bitches.


9 minutes version.

And if you look carefully, they did all the dirtiest thing in front of altar(Tua Pek Kong?) where Chinese always pray to the "God" to have their blessing.

If religion really can help, why we have kids like this in our society?

Pathetic? This is our world, our future.

Human LCD

I saw this clip on facebook with the title as "Human LCD".

It was performed by Korean students who with highly passion and cheering for their soccer team.



I was truly amazed by these students trick who only wear two colors jacket but not cards.

There is a slower version of video.

Got tiger running somemore. Simply incredible.



How you afford to lost if your friends do this performance to support you?

It makes Pom Pom girls look like nothing. Muahahhaha.



I wish to watch it live somewhere in Malaysia if Malaysian capable to do this. :)

Ironman

This is the story.

One day, a son asked his dad
"Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me?". The father said "yes".
And they ran their first marathon together.

Another time, the son asked his dad again "Daddy, would you like to run a marathon with me again?".
The father said "yes son".

One day, the son asked his father " Daddy, would you run the Ironman with me?"
The Ironman is the most difficult triathlon ever (4 kms swimming, 180 kms bicycling, 42 kms running?)

And his dad said "yes".

The story looks simple but let's watch the story.



For the first time I watched the clip, my tears fall down (in another word means I cry but that's not man enough :p) unconsciously. Especially at the part where his father carried him after swim for hours, then ran to the other side.

The view of his father's back is like a giant mountain (not broke-back mountain) which always stood still and tough just for his beloved son. This part la this part la... made me cannot control my tears.

The tears wouldn't stop even the clip finish already. D@mn the song, it made me feel sad. If not because of the song, I still can control XD

JenJen drop her tears too, how about you?

I'm Yours [McD]

I just woke up and checking facebook for any goodies and found out this.

3 people ordered McD in front of the cashier using parody of "I'm Yours".

After I watched, I was surprised and "WOWWWW!!!". It's perfect and fun.

Click read more to watch.



Enjoy.

Negaraku

15Malaysia is what?

15Malaysia is a short film project. It consists of 15 short films made by 15 Malaysian filmmakers. These films not only deal with socio-political issues in Malaysia, they also feature some of the best-known faces in the country, including actors, musicians and top political leaders.

So far 7 video clips had released and over 1.25 million views for the clips. It had proven Malaysian love this projects so much. All of the clips reflect the reality/truth we live in and create awareness and understanding between all the different races.

Watch the "House" if you free, it makes u think. Remember watch "the making of house", especially the last part of the clip.

1Malaysia is what?



According to the website here,

1Malaysia is intended to provide a free and open forum to discuss the things that matter deeply to us as a Nation. It provides a chance to express and explore the many perspectives of our fellow citizens. What makes Malaysia unique is the diversity of our peoples. 1Malaysia’s goal is to preserve and enhance this unity in diversity which has always been our strength and remains our best hope for the future. I hope this Website will initiate an open and vital dialogue exploring our Malaysian identity, purpose, and direction. I encourage each of you to join me in defining our Malaysia and the role we must play in its future. Each of us — despite our differences — shares a desire for a better tomorrow. Each of us wants opportunity, respect, friendship, and understanding.

So long ar the description.

I browse through the website, most of the contents are telling me what our PM did, his own stories which may be not wrote by himself or actually wrote by the website developers, also some speeches he gave and some handsome video of him.

Not sure got 100k views or not.

So it's obvious which one is a talk cock project and which one is a true project which can create understanding and unite all Malaysian, right?

Anyhow, I wanna share a video of this with you.

A video made by froggychua for his country.



Touching *.* It's been a while since I listen to Negaraku.

Malaysia is a perfect and peaceful country but how long can it last when it ruled by some politician who keep provoke the racist issues?

Happy 52nd birthday Malaysia, wish you had a better government in the future.

Boy are not a good dance material

Last time I had posted about Cabal dance by 5 s3xy girls,


Tell Me Dance by S3xy girls.

Now another 4 s3xy school boys tried to imitate the dance.



Tell Me Dance by School Boys. Posted on FB by Vallerie.

Pay attention on 2nd guy on the left during their Freestyle time.

I prefer s3xy girl dances better than boys @@

As a conclusion, Boy are not a good dance material.

Kuching Fest Wrestling

For those who can't join Kuching Fest this year especially Janice, this clip is dedicated for you.

It's a local live wrestling show which u can enjoy while you are shopping and eating.



The show got few stunts including chair smashing, chop slam, hair pulling, slapping, woman vs woman, man vs man, shouting, gangbang etc.

5/5 rating.

Very chi kik one. Must watch.

Thanks for JenJen's sharing XD

Enjoy.

Addictive english songs

Miao's blog is too impressive. Every single post's ending makes me LOSBL. What's LOSBL? Laugh out sibei loud lo. XD I love Miao & WafuPafu blog!
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Paradise asked me to intro some english songs a while ago. So I listed out all the english songs which I addicted. Enjoy.


Beautiful -- Akon Feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinal Offishall




"Takin' Back My Love" - Enrique Iglesias feat. Ciara


Knock You Down - Keri Hilson ft Kanye West ft Ne Yo


Unbeautiful -- Lesley Roy


Beautiful Disaster - Jon Mclaughlin


Poker Face - Daughtry


Underneath Your Clothes - Shakira


LOVE STORY meets VIVA LA VIDA - Jon Schmidt


If This Isn't Love - Jennifer Hudson


The Climb - Miley Cyrus


No Surprise-Daughtry


Sugar FloRida - Flo Rida feat Wynter Gordon

P/S:Most of the English songs are definitely better than most of the Chinese songs.

Help this baby!!!

Argggghhhhhhhhh!!!! Father is so annoying!!!!!!! WTF? HELP ME!!!!

Click to read more...

See how the baby JUMP out from his/her lovely dream after the first snoring.

It's kinda pity but yet d@mn funny. I laugh out really loud every single time I watch this.



Especially the second part where he/she questioned the annoying snoring with tiny voice:"Huh????", it's so innocent and adorable.

I guess he/she was very regret to come out his/her mommy's tummy. Pity XD

话太普通 by 农夫

Wa! Seldom see JoJo intro chinese song wor. Just a funny song.


话太普通 by 农夫

No need click to read more. No more content. Just enjoy the song :)

Wa! So naughty ar. Still click ba.



But no surprises for you.

Now I'm going to clean up my desktop and reformat it. Good luck to me.

OMG! They found Claire Bennet!

Claire Bennet from heroes! This girl is immortal! And she was found!

She wanna test her immortal ability but accidentally captured by CCTV in Israel.

Ramped through by the train and survived. Owning~

But why she stayed at Israel ar?

Girl Power

If your girlfriend always "gao cha gao cha" want to buy this buy that, then you should watch this...

This girl want to buy a car but his boyfriend said she already had one. She dulan after that then immediately used her GIRL POWER ability.



In the end... The rich but pity guy shouted: "I BUY IT NOW!!! I BUY IT NOW!!!" and he took out his credit card.

Now you should know how lucky you are.

P/S: Girls are scary >.<

Yum Yum Ringtone

My friend GreenLeaf aka Liang Wei posted a very cute song. He named it Cute Hamster song but I personally think it is Animals Yum Yum song.


Cute >.<

I was happy after listened to it so i converted it into a ringtone....

Download Yum Yum Ringtone Here.

Password: yum yum

Enjoy your friday :)