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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Make Love

Today JoJo gonna SHOW u what is make love.

Not show u how to MAKE a LOVE shape with a paper.

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Folded Heart.

But to show u a real make love picture.

Let me tell u what is make love 1st.

Since all my readers is adult, so i just explain it terang terang.

Make love is having sexual activities (often including sexual intercourse).


Now i'm gonna show u how to make love...



A true MAKE LOVE



between two...




Dragonfly...



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Do u see love?

Monday, July 14, 2008

Thursday, July 10, 2008

No Air Ringtones shared by JoJo









4 Ringtones available :)

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Friday, July 04, 2008

Review of Kungfu panda

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Yaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaa~~~


This movie is great!!!


That's what i thinked.... 10 minutes before the movie end.

If u had watched this, u must be wondering too...

WTF why THE BIG FAT PANDA" suddenly become so keng at the end of the movie?

Tai Lang beat him like beating jelly.

Paul used his tummy to bounce away Tai Lang, used his ass knock down Tai Lang, used his palak head-butt Tai Lang.

The WuShi Finger?

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Wushi wushi sushi...

Why "THE BIG FAT PANDA" suddenly know how to use the fucking wushi finger?

It's totally not logic at all!!!

What the panda did was just stare at the blank kilat kilat punya scroll which look like a piece of mirror, he saw himself in the reflection, and he said:" There is no secret...There is no secret..."

Then, he became a super powerful panda.

Hoi! This will mislead kids' mind. Kids will think that by staring on mirror, they will believe they can become powerful too.

This reminds me of my kesian friend whose name is Hydroric.

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Hydoric in Wet pose.

He's a great guy who's quite good looking. Anyhow, he still not satisfy with his look.

His roomate - Sohai Fye told me... Every morning Hydroric will looked at his mirror, while he combed his hair, he will mumbled in Cantonese:" Ngor Ho Leng Zai... Ngor Ho Leng Zai... "(I'm very handsome... I'm very handsome...)

The moral of this story: Got people believe they can be whatever they are if they hypnosis themselves.

Hydoric think that he is endau, if he believe he is endau.

Hydoric think that he is tough like iron, if he believe he's iron man.

And...

Jojo think that he has enormous power and can fly without wing, if he believe he is HanCock.


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2 hours work -- JoJoCock

Sorry for the disturbing picture. Please don't stare at it, it will give you nightmare.

And...

Powerful enough to lift up the car.

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Power of JoJoCock.


Ok la... I'm not the hero type. "JoJo-Cock" doesn't sounds very nice too. XD

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Listen what i listen

Two very romantic punya songs. :)

Shayne Ward - Breathless

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Shayne Ward-No Promises

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Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Made in China

Suppose that 7 zai look like this...

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Kawaii isn't it?

It's an alien came from unknown planet.


7 zai with various face expression.


If you went for shopping, you can notice there's a lot 7 zai's patung in shopping center now.

And here's how they look like in our real life.


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Hello~

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8 zai - 7 zai's brother.

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7 zai which neither crying nor smiling.


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Pink mutant 7 zai.


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7 zai without hair cut.

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7 zai with angry face.


WTF? How can something look so cute
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Transform!






Turn into like this?





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I'm really 7 zai. Please believe me. I'm 7 zai. Please buy me~~~

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Leavin' by Jesse McCartney

Thanks for Janice's Sharing. Running away is a peace and slow songs. It neutralized my brain after listen to noisy songs like No AIR NO AIR~~~


JoJo intro you 1 english song today.

Leavin' by Jesse McCartney

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Sunday, June 22, 2008

An Apple Farm's Story

They said they cant tahan anymore if keep give us subsidize, our government gonna bankrupt if keep feeding us. We as their supporter should bear with them.

Anyhow, some ppl do agree that the petrol of our country should increase due to global petrol price increase drastically.

Let me tell u what's petrol subsidize of our beloved government told us.

A story of an apple farm. (We all like apple, isn't it?)

~~~I~~~

In an apple farm, there were one tauke and 5 workers.

Everyday the farm produce 10 apples. Each of them ate 1 apple per day. So left 4 apple for sell.

Each apple can sell RM10. So the tauke got RM40.

Maintenance fee of ocipala things in farm cost RM25.

So net profit is RM15. This tauke divided RM10 to 5 of the workers (each get RM2) and he got RM5 for himself.

~~~II~~~

After a year, the tauke die jor. New tauke came and had a new plan. He told the workers:" To maintain our farm's quality, all of the apple u ate need charge with RM1, u compare to the other people outside, they eat an apple with the price of RM10 but u eat an apple with the cost of RM1, sibei cheap!"

So ma boh pien, workers works diam diam everyday and only paid with RM1 salary per day.

Now the new tauke sell the 4 apples and got profit of RM40. With the maintenance cost RM25, he left RM15. He paid the workers with RM5 and he got profit of RM10.

He got double from the previous tauke. Smart right?

~~III~~~

A year later, the price of an apple increase drastically to RM20. He took 4 of the apples to sell and untung RM80.

Due to the inflation(通货膨胀), farm maintenance cost increase from RM25 to RM40.

He paid the maintenance cost(RM40) and workers' salary(RM5), now he got RM35.

Compare to a year ago, he earned more RM25. Good for him. But the workers still got RM1 per day only.

The fucking greedy tauke told the workers:" You see now an apple sell with RM20, but u all eat with RM1 only, how lucky you are? 5 of you eat RM100 of apple, but you all pay RM5 for all of that. I need subsidize RM19 for each of you. Total subsidize RM95, it's unfair!!! My farm gonna bankrupt soon if keep going like this."

"From now on, u all pay RM1.50 for an apple, like this i only subsidize RM18.50 per person, it's still many you know? Be tauke very hard one."

As workers, they can do nothing, because IT'S THEIR CHOICE, THEY CHOSE HIM AS HIS TAUKE, they can only listen to his order.

Now the tauke earn RM35+RM0.50x5=RM37.50.

Can you see that all of his profit come from the workers?

Workers = Us
Tauke is tauke la.
Apple = petrol
The price of apple worker paid to eat = the petrol price we pay
Higher price we pay, less subsidize of tauke, more profit for tauke :)



After read this, u should noticed that, We export petrol, not import petrol, why a petrol exporter country earn so much from the increase of global petrol price, we still need pay to get higher price?

I love my country but ...