Malaysia Boleh

After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year...



Swedish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.



Not to be outdone by the Swedes, in the weeks that followed, English scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspaper read. English archaeologists found traces of 2000 year old fiber optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high tech digital communication network thousand years earlier than the Swedes.




One week later, Malaysian newspapers reported the following



After digging an deep as 5000 meters in padi fields in Kedah, Malaysian scientists have found absolutely NOTHING. They, therefore, have concluded that 5000 years ago, Malaysian's inhabitants were already...

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...



...


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using wireless technology.








P/S: I'll going back to KUITTHO tomorrow and traveling at ipoh and peneng after that. My convo is on 25h august 2008. So no update available for another 2 weeks. See yea.

Cuci Mata Thursday IV

Actually there's no storyline for these pics. So i create it myself. It is the best if you ignore those words and just cuci ur mata.
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Long long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...



There's a planet on the "Somewhere Here" sign. It's a beautiful place.

Once upon a time, a leng lui had a nightmare.


AHHHHHHHHHAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHHH~~~

After she woke up, she found out she was on a no-man-island.


Panasnya~with sexy dress.. and high heels too..

A very pretty island. She start her journey to search for a way out.



Sometimes she get hurt.


She's hurt. Whr do you look at?

After few days of hiking inside the jungle.



She saw a mountain. So she climb it. Why she wanna climb the mountain i also dont know why.


Deep deep valley.

Finally she used all of her energy to climb up and arrived on top of the mountain. She fall to sleep.



Suddenly she heard of stg. She woke up and scold:" WTF? Who s**t on my face?"



She made a bow to protect herself.



And continue her journey.


Nice one.

Suddenly she felt somebody molest her butt.



A monkey! She immediately slapped it.


Piak!

And the monkey faint. She slapped the king of the monkeys. All the monkeys suddenly salute to her.


Salute!

And she became queen of the monkey in the end.



And live happily ever after with those monkey.

P/S:Fxxk! I hate my own story! -_-"

Salty chicken

WTF? Why my kanasai salty chicken picture is violated with photobucket's terms of use?


It was banned!!!

It's not nude, not violent, it just a CHICKEN SLICES!

Photobucket team don't like salty chicken is it?


2nd time upload. Let's see will this pic kenak ban again or not.

Kuching Fest SHEPPP!!!

Today i went to kuching fest again with Happy, Mr.Liew, Miss System, Mei Chin and Mr. Xiang.

This time punya Kuching Fest banyak Sheeppp. Not because of FOOD and MM now.

Never mind. Let's go into food 1st.


Taiwan small bite.

I ordered small size salty chicken RM3.



JoJo Rate It: Kanasai.

Next, ordered RM3 chao sio chee chong fan.



JoJo Rate the cha sio chee chong fan: Kanasai.

And ordered a pack of fried rice from an unknown stall. Still kanasai.

Ok all food kanasai.

Even the balloon girl looked different today. Not looked kansai but not as pretty as the first time i saw her. Hehe.

When going back, i went to take my little KANCIL.

I saw my car's wiper was flip up. That time I thought some fucking naughty kids disturb my car.


Like this.

Nothing wrong. My car still locked. Nothing scratch. My mirror is OK.

So i attempted to unlock my car. I cucuk my key into the lubang.


Like this.

And it was fucking damn stuck. I cucuk 2nd time 3rd time and give up.

I look at the car's plate number. It is my car.

Shit la. Calmly, i walked to the other side of the door and unlock it. After sit in the car, I locked up my car and start checking.

The first thing i saw is this.


My locker.

It's open widely. Nervously i find my cd player head unit because i put it inside there.

And it still there, luckily.


Huhuhu.

I looked behind. Damn lucky my bag still there. I got my industrial training log book inside the bag. Donno wat'll happen if i lost it.


Big pretty bag.

I was hiding it under the seat before i went out and it was on the seat when i went back.

I checked my bag. Everything are fine. Include my LEE FAH MEE. The kids sure didn't hungry that time.


One pack of mee.

My jacket is there too.


Jacket.

WTF All things there? Why the kids broke my car and didn't stole anything?

What i thought is just they wanna disturb ppl, dat's all.

On my journey back, I saw this under my seat.


This thing.

I used it to store some coins in it.

And yea. They stole my COINS only.

Yea, thanks to them. Thanks to everyone.

I wanna thanks to the kids who broke in my car. They just take what they need and even LOCKED my car perfectly before they gone. So that no other bad person can open my car. Thank you very much.

I didn't lost much.

Just my car's lock. Gonna fix it. Donno how much.


Kenak kiao gao gao.

And 52cent (approximately).


52cent all gone.

Thanks to you. Next time i'll put 250 cent coins inside so that u can buy kolo mee for the other day.

Great day. No more kch fest this year. XD

P/S: I'm ok, JenJen. Don't worry. :)

Kuching Festival 2008

Finally I'm here!!! I'm already miss out kch fest for 4 years and now I has chance to visit kch fest again.


Ok. I got noob face. Just ignore me.

Kch fest got lots of food stalls. 70+ stalls this year and there's RM1.20 soft drink available at middle stall there. Cheapest drink in the fair.


Crowd.


Super crowded.

And u can find KFC and SUGARBUN too inside there. I'm wondering why ppl still eat KFC in kch fest since we can eat it everyday and find it everywhere. Eat stg extra-ordinary ma. Like thai mini bird.


KFC in kch fest.

You can watch some fountain too here.


Fountain type 1.

Actually, just some ordinary fountain which pancut air only.


Fountain type 2.


Batu which got hole to pee.


Fountain type 3.


Waterfall.


Fountain type 4.


Waterfall again.

Yea, nothing special with the fountain exhibition.

Food and exhibition is the sub reason or u can say that food+exhibition totally can be ignore.

MM is the MAIN or TOP PRIORITY reason for youngster to gather at kch fest.

Let me show you an expression of a guy who spotted a gorgeous lady.

See?


He said"Fulama!! Hot Babe! I love KCH FEST!"

Honestly, there are lots of MM. A LOTTTT!!! From 3years old until 80years old also got.

For example...


This one but she's mine. XD

Ok, don't pu me. I try to share good things with you all.

So, I try to snapshot a really pretty+纯 punya MM who had sweet smile on her face.

All i got is this.


Covered under shadow of balloon.

I and jenjen think that she's the most pretty punya MM among all the MMs(3years to 80years old) in the kch fest.

Desperately wanna share how pretty is her with all of you, i sacrifice jenjen and asked her to stand in front of her.


Then attempt to take a clear shot of her again...


Second shot is like this.


And WTF her face still covered by balloooonnnsss~~~

I hate balloon.

Thanks jenjen for her cooperation.

Ok i give up. You wanna see her? Go KCH FEST NOW.

Please visit to the balloon stall at the right side of the main door.

Supprot her and buy a balloon from her. You deserve a sweet smile from her if you buy a balloon.


JoJo Award: 最纯情美少女.

So you got reason to visit Kuching Fest now?