Movie Review: Snow White and the Huntsman

I decided to watch "Snow White and the Huntsman" even though I'm not a fan of Kristen Stewart.



I watched the very first episode of Twilight and I *pui*...

I watch Snow White the movie because of her.



Charlize Theron.





Everyone commented The Queen is far more prettier than Snow White, and I totally agree.

Some of the people says it's a waste of money, story plot is boring and make them sleepy, but surprisingly I like this movie.

I rate it 7/10.

Compare to MIB3 which i rate 6/10, I dislike this movie, not sure why but it bored me :p



Ok will write out my review which contains a lot of spoilers, don't read them unless you already watch or don't want to watch this movie.

Review:

1. As I mention before, The Villain Queen by Charlize Theron  is the highlight of this movie, 10/10 for her excellent acting.

There will be a new movie "Prometheus" coming to cinema on this thursday, Charlize Theron also one of the actress inside, and it's rated 8/10 in IMDB, so I'm going to watch it on Thursday!

Actually, a villain inside a movie is the most important part of the movie. Let's imagine a Batman movie without Joker, it will be likes Spongebob and Patrick doing stupid stuffs cartoon.

2. The CG of this movie is great too. Troll, fantasy forest with fairies, black forest's illusion etc look realistic for me.

3. Poor prince William, you have been friendzoned because of the huntsman. Kesian.

4. The main actress - Kristen Stewart

Director, why you choose Kristen Stewart?

There's some problem with her face muscle, you know?

She need Dr. House to treat her.

She got Poker Face syndrome, seriously!



For instance:

Scene 1: Le Wild giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler appear



A normal derpina respond should be:



Kristen's respond:



Scene 2: Derpina walks near the giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler

A normal derpina respond should be:



Kristen's respond:



Scene 3: Le giant sparkling white deer with awesome antler get shot by a motherfucking arrow

A normal derpina respond should be:



Kristen's respond:



Scene 4: Prince William approached Snow White and apologized that he left her long time ago

A normal derpina respond should be:


At least you came back!

Kristen's respond:


At least you came back -_-

Scene 5: Snow White stood on her throne with her freshly baked crown

A normal derpina respond should be:


Thank you thank you all! I love you all!

Kristen's respond:


..... (speak nothing till the end)

Seriously director? Why you choose her?


 I would give this movie a 8/10 if not because of Kristen's poker face.

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I want an anime daughter

Just finish watching a very short anime - Usagi Drop / Bunny Drop, with only 11 episodes. This little girl, Rin who is abandoned by her mom, and she's adopted by a 30 years old single guy, Daikichi.

She is Daikichi's grandfather's daughter. So basically Rin is Daikichi's auntie even though she is only 5 years old. Also, Rin is Daikichi's mom's sister.

Now I feel a bit weird after trying to explain the story here...



Anyhow, this adorable little girl makes me want to adopt a daughter like her. I'm so passionate to share this anime with you all so I screenshots some scenes I really like.

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Pretty~


Let auntie make one for you~


Auntie? It's Grandma to be exact.


You don't look like Grandma~


Ah~ What a good kid~

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A scene where she pee on her bed, attempting to change her clothes secretly.








Rin, you are suppose to wake me up.


But, this is sweat!


It doesn't matter even it's sweat or not, it's ok.

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A scene when she had a nightmare.




Come here.




It's just a nightmare, don't scare.





She grabbed her bunny doll and went back to sleep.

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A scene when Daikichi wants to hug her.


Only baby needs people to hug.


Sometimes adult may need someone to hug too.


Is it? Even after primary one also can hug hug?




I can hug you anytime oh.




Ah!


Sorry~ I should hug you that time~


Next time, if Daikichi cry again, I will hug you.


Don't worry oh.

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Isn't she has unlimited adorable cuteness?

However, when I recall some other kids around me in my memory, I feel like


Human kids disgust me.

Anyhow, I really do want a daughter like her if her cuteness and intelligent is same level as Rin. I even got a name for her already.

What? You ask me how about a son?

Son? What son?

If I got a son, I will help him to transfer his gender into girl by potong his birdie before he knows anything.

Lol!

-closedown-

Dreams Fragment Sequence: Last Chapter

With this, I would like to inform J&J's relationship is officially ended.

Thank you for everything.

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Fragment Dreams

Due to certain drastic impacts of my life,



I have decided to stay away from my social network account and stop stalking my friends,



so I will not login into FB for an uncertain amount of time,




stop update my blog,



continue find my happiness in 9gag.com



or do something else.



No worry my friends, I am still in pinky health and strong like a Hulk,



in case you miss me, do contact me through my handphone, which is another method of stay close with friends about 10 years ago.



It's been a while since my phone message ringtone rings despite of those corporate advertisements.

To look for me, do watsapp/line/message/call this number -->01(DIGI)-3372924

Alternative contact:
01(CELCOM)-2657299

Stay alive, friends.



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