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Friday, March 14, 2014

Thirtee-One

The other day I sent my mom to clinic to take medicine.

We waited for a moment and another patient who is my mom's regular customer, came in.

She greeted us and sat beside us to chat with my mom.

She pointed me and asking my mom:" Is he your grandchild?"

Grandchild..... Uh....

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My mom giggled:" Hohohoho, no la, he's my youngest son. You see him got baby face (嫩) right?"

"Yalo, he very 嫩 oh~"

"You guess how old is he? Hohoho~" my mom answered with other patients stop their chat and listening to our conversation while looking my "嫩" handsome face. *shy*

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"Aiya, form 5 like that ah?"

"Bo la~ He's 31 already. Hohoho~ " my mom giggled again.

"Is it??? What your mom fed u la~" She showed her surprise on her expression.

Hold it, you two!

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Stop right there!

"Mom, I'm only 29!" I cut into their conversation.

"You're going to 31 this October ma~ Hohoho~"

According to Chinese tradition, you add 1 year to your actual age, since my birthday is October, I'm not going to admit I'm 30 yet.

Wait a minute.

Why do I care so much about my age, I'm a manly man, I shouldn't care.

*shy*

-closedown-

12 comments:

  1. enter 31, got 3H
    High cholesterol
    High blood pressure
    High blood sugar

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  2. Just because you are thin, it does not mean you do not have high cholesterol.

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  3. Tummy also getting round and bigger.

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  4. @CKF I do in fact, many H as u mentioned, Hentai...

    @CSY U already uncle level, i can't compete with u

    @Jack who r u jack? my new fan?

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  5. my neighbour's child, saw me and called me "uncle" =.=

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  6. Time to face the facts... We are entering "uncle" stage. Only some people enter faster hahaha.

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  7. Yea, the rank is as below

    CSY>>CKY>>ME!

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  8. Slight correction...
    CSY>>Jack>>CKF>>Jojo
    You dono Jack?

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