My must-listen-lullaby every night before I go to sleep .
IU - PEACH [VENICE LIVE MV HD]
I have the sweetest dream every night ever since.
[Vietsub][IUKST] Peach - IU {Perf@Yoo Hee Yeol's stekchbook}
◕‿‿◕ Oh IU~~ I love U~~
-closedown-
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
遗憾 Yi Han
You know, from my previous relationship, I got nothing to regret anymore since I had done so much and gave so much.
Eventually out of nothing, I found one thing to regret about.
That particular thing is I can't be one of my best buddy - James's brother in law.
I used to imagine when my best buddy get married, he needs to kneel down in front of me to serve us tea by following Chinese tradition, (provided if we get married before them) and call me 姐夫 jie fu (brother in law).
After he call me 姐夫, I will be like pat pat on his head, and say "good boy good boy, now take this ang bao." while bear the laughter in my throat.
This imagination gave me the best orgasm I ever had.
Better than having wet dream with Yui Hatano.
This dream will never becomes reality in my life.
Sob.
So close, man, so close.
XDDDDDD
-closedown-
Eventually out of nothing, I found one thing to regret about.
That particular thing is I can't be one of my best buddy - James's brother in law.
I used to imagine when my best buddy get married, he needs to kneel down in front of me to serve us tea by following Chinese tradition, (provided if we get married before them) and call me 姐夫 jie fu (brother in law).
After he call me 姐夫, I will be like pat pat on his head, and say "good boy good boy, now take this ang bao." while bear the laughter in my throat.
This imagination gave me the best orgasm I ever had.
Better than having wet dream with Yui Hatano.
This dream will never becomes reality in my life.
Sob.
So close, man, so close.
XDDDDDD
-closedown-
Saturday, January 26, 2013
What questions that you are going to answer in few weeks later
Predictions:
- When will you graduate ah?
- Going to further your studies or not?
- What is your job ah?
- How much do you earn ah?
- Do you have GF/BF now?
- When wanna get married ah?
- When want to have a child ah?
- BlaBlaBla... BlaBlaBla...
Are... You... Ready?
恩，我无耻的笑了 0.0
P/S:
Vacancy: Grammar Nazi(s)
Job Scopes: Criticize my blog posts' grammar in comment section.
Salary: My endless love.
Interested applicant please drop me a message.
I love you.
-closedown-
Thursday, January 24, 2013
What happened on 23.1.13?
What happened on 23.1.13?
Yes, something burned down by a fire.
It was my site office.
I received a call from colleague saying that the site office caught a fire and everything is gone.
I was like seriously? Is this april fool joke?
But it's still far from first of april.
The fire started on 6am at somewhere near the second floor exit, reason unknown yet and burned everything down in half hour. Security guard claimed that they tried to extinguished the fire but the smoke at the only entrance/exit was too thick. They can't even get near the fire.
Despite of some minor losses of personal property which can be bought back and some other information in computer which can't be retrieved back, I'm actually feeling lucky that the fire started before working hour.
If it started 2 hours later which all of us work inside there, I can guarantee that we will be ALL DEAD.
The fire started on the location near the exit, spread so fast and swallow everything in half hour,if we're inside by the time we know it's fire, it will be too late.
There's no alternative exit and my office's windows are permanently sealed with grilled. There's no way for us to exit.
This time, I feel that death god just stood beside me with scythe on my neck but left me with no harm. It gives a chill on my back.
Lucky me.
What happened on today morning?
Woke up on 7.50am because of my loud alarm,
roll on my warm bed till 8am,
bath and be fully prepared to work on 8.15am,
went out to living room and my roommate who usually wake up very early
tell me it's PUBLIC HOLIDAY.
Kanasai!
I wasted one precious holiday by not sleep till afternoon, how wasteful!
-closedown-
Yes, something burned down by a fire.
It was my site office.
I received a call from colleague saying that the site office caught a fire and everything is gone.
I was like seriously? Is this april fool joke?
But it's still far from first of april.
The fire started on 6am at somewhere near the second floor exit, reason unknown yet and burned everything down in half hour. Security guard claimed that they tried to extinguished the fire but the smoke at the only entrance/exit was too thick. They can't even get near the fire.
Despite of some minor losses of personal property which can be bought back and some other information in computer which can't be retrieved back, I'm actually feeling lucky that the fire started before working hour.
If it started 2 hours later which all of us work inside there, I can guarantee that we will be ALL DEAD.
The fire started on the location near the exit, spread so fast and swallow everything in half hour,if we're inside by the time we know it's fire, it will be too late.
There's no alternative exit and my office's windows are permanently sealed with grilled. There's no way for us to exit.
This time, I feel that death god just stood beside me with scythe on my neck but left me with no harm. It gives a chill on my back.
Lucky me.
What happened on today morning?
Woke up on 7.50am because of my loud alarm,
roll on my warm bed till 8am,
bath and be fully prepared to work on 8.15am,
went out to living room and my roommate who usually wake up very early
tell me it's PUBLIC HOLIDAY.
Kanasai!
I wasted one precious holiday by not sleep till afternoon, how wasteful!
-closedown-
Monday, January 21, 2013
Hatsune Miku by Haruko Bev
Wow!
It's been a long time since the last time I design something with Photoshop.
Since I'm in the mood today, I decide to help Haruko to photoshop one of her cosplay photo.
Ladies and gentleman, this is the Haruko Bev.
Awwww~~~ She's cute, isn't she~
Once, I asked her sister whether I can adopt her as pet, and the answer is NO. T.T
She was cosplaying Hatsune Miku quite some times ago.
Let me present my first product.
And then I discover the original artwork spelled Hatsune's name wrong, so I decide to design another artwork.
After an hour of hardwork, I'm proudly present this.
Tada!
I'm proud of myself.
Well done, Johnny, well done.
*Pat pat on my left shoulder with my right hand.*
Zach, you can use this as your wallpaper since it's in 1920x1080 HD resolution.
Your are welcome.
Cheers.
-closedown-
It's been a long time since the last time I design something with Photoshop.
Since I'm in the mood today, I decide to help Haruko to photoshop one of her cosplay photo.
Ladies and gentleman, this is the Haruko Bev.
Awwww~~~ She's cute, isn't she~
Once, I asked her sister whether I can adopt her as pet, and the answer is NO. T.T
She was cosplaying Hatsune Miku quite some times ago.
Let me present my first product.
And then I discover the original artwork spelled Hatsune's name wrong, so I decide to design another artwork.
After an hour of hardwork, I'm proudly present this.
Tada!
I'm proud of myself.
Well done, Johnny, well done.
*Pat pat on my left shoulder with my right hand.*
Zach, you can use this as your wallpaper since it's in 1920x1080 HD resolution.
Your are welcome.
Cheers.
-closedown-
Saturday, January 19, 2013
He is RICH
My friend told me: " 脚开开赚大钱! You earn big fortune with your legs open wide."
This boy must be fricking rich.
A boy opened his leg widely in the airport waiting bench.
Cheers.
-closedown-
This boy must be fricking rich.
A boy opened his leg widely in the airport waiting bench.
Cheers.
-closedown-
Thursday, January 17, 2013
Beat Your Negativity
I was reading a book named "THE MAGIC" and found a chapter practice which I'm always doing it.
That chapter is "The Magical Way Out of Negativity".
Since I think it works very well on me, I would like to share my own experience with you all.
Here's the thing, all of us have so many fucked up things happen almost everyday in our life.
Job F us.
Relationship F us.
Study F us.
Government F us.
Colleague F us.
Workloads F us.
Money F us.
The tiny rock on the walkway can F-ing make u fall like a rolling stone.
Even this Groupa's disapproved face pissed me off.
So, how to beat the F-up things with positive thinking and make yourself happy like a bunny?
I will provide some experiences of mine for your reference.
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Case 1 - Got speeding summon for the first time
Well, I was driving on the same routine with the usual 80km/h speed to go back home.
I saw three monkeys eating a banana behind a tree.
Wait, they are not monkeys, it's three polices camping behind the tree with a speed cam. but I was too late to decrease my speed.
That's how I got a summon.
I never notice the road's speed limit is only 50km/h before this.
So, from now on, I only drive 50km/h for that particular road.
Despite of the penalty which is very painful to my wallet, I actually try to feel grateful for paying the summon.
I imagine that if I continue to drive so fast in that speed limit area, I will CERTAINLY KILL SOMEONE SOMEDAY, or even worse I CAN KILL MYSELF!
50km/h makes me alert and avoid any murders in the future, so it ain't so bad to pay that RM150, like a lesson fee before anything goes wrong.
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Case 2 - Sickness of Flu
Few days ago, out from nowhere, my nose broke down like a waterfall. I was really tired but can't run away from my works. I have to work even though I was sicked.
I was tired, sleepy and my running nose was not cooperative, a few pills of flu medicine doesn't cure it.
It is exhausting.
So, I told myself, I'm grateful to have this sickness NOW, rather than few weeks later.
Get it?
It's CHINESE NEW YEAR weeks later! So, I certainly don't want to be sick during the holiday time, it's great to get sick now rather than that period.
Hooray to FLU!
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Case 3 - TOO MANY WORKS TO DO
I told you before this, 2013 started with a lot of works, they comes like endless piss after you drink lots of beer for hours.
Of course, I will complain the works too heavy with a very intense deadline and time is always not enough, but I asked myself to think another way.
Fricking busy in work means that I have a job;
I got a job means I got salary;
Got salary means I can spend on lots of useless things I want;
Those useless things can make me happy.
Yippie!
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There are other worst cases but I'm not sure I wanna share it here since it's kinda personal.
I think I will publish them in my next book, wait for it :p
Hope you learn something from this post especially for those who always say FML :p
People who always feel depress might get melancholia, so why don't just put all the shitty things behind your life and make yourself happy?
If you have some troubles and need consultation, I don't suggest you look for a psychologist, talking to psychologist might have the same effect as talking to a cactus.
Anywhere, I might be able to give a ray in your darkness day.
Drop me a message in watsapp by using the following number [Digi-(1686462*2)] and tell me anything.
Don't worry, I can keep any secrets because I'm forgetful.
Have a good day. Cheers.
-closedown-
That chapter is "The Magical Way Out of Negativity".
Since I think it works very well on me, I would like to share my own experience with you all.
Here's the thing, all of us have so many fucked up things happen almost everyday in our life.
Job F us.
Relationship F us.
Study F us.
Government F us.
Colleague F us.
Workloads F us.
Money F us.
The tiny rock on the walkway can F-ing make u fall like a rolling stone.
Even this Groupa's disapproved face pissed me off.
So, how to beat the F-up things with positive thinking and make yourself happy like a bunny?
I will provide some experiences of mine for your reference.
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤
Case 1 - Got speeding summon for the first time
Well, I was driving on the same routine with the usual 80km/h speed to go back home.
I saw three monkeys eating a banana behind a tree.
Wait, they are not monkeys, it's three polices camping behind the tree with a speed cam. but I was too late to decrease my speed.
That's how I got a summon.
I never notice the road's speed limit is only 50km/h before this.
So, from now on, I only drive 50km/h for that particular road.
Despite of the penalty which is very painful to my wallet, I actually try to feel grateful for paying the summon.
I imagine that if I continue to drive so fast in that speed limit area, I will CERTAINLY KILL SOMEONE SOMEDAY, or even worse I CAN KILL MYSELF!
50km/h makes me alert and avoid any murders in the future, so it ain't so bad to pay that RM150, like a lesson fee before anything goes wrong.
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤
Case 2 - Sickness of Flu
Few days ago, out from nowhere, my nose broke down like a waterfall. I was really tired but can't run away from my works. I have to work even though I was sicked.
I was tired, sleepy and my running nose was not cooperative, a few pills of flu medicine doesn't cure it.
It is exhausting.
So, I told myself, I'm grateful to have this sickness NOW, rather than few weeks later.
Get it?
It's CHINESE NEW YEAR weeks later! So, I certainly don't want to be sick during the holiday time, it's great to get sick now rather than that period.
Hooray to FLU!
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤
Case 3 - TOO MANY WORKS TO DO
I told you before this, 2013 started with a lot of works, they comes like endless piss after you drink lots of beer for hours.
Of course, I will complain the works too heavy with a very intense deadline and time is always not enough, but I asked myself to think another way.
Fricking busy in work means that I have a job;
I got a job means I got salary;
Got salary means I can spend on lots of useless things I want;
Those useless things can make me happy.
Yippie!
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲◤
There are other worst cases but I'm not sure I wanna share it here since it's kinda personal.
I think I will publish them in my next book, wait for it :p
Hope you learn something from this post especially for those who always say FML :p
People who always feel depress might get melancholia, so why don't just put all the shitty things behind your life and make yourself happy?
If you have some troubles and need consultation, I don't suggest you look for a psychologist, talking to psychologist might have the same effect as talking to a cactus.
Anywhere, I might be able to give a ray in your darkness day.
Drop me a message in watsapp by using the following number [Digi-(1686462*2)] and tell me anything.
Don't worry, I can keep any secrets because I'm forgetful.
Have a good day. Cheers.
-closedown-
Saturday, January 12, 2013
Appetizer of 2013
Yo, I'm still alive!
Not in pinky health ,having a serious flu for few days and yet to recover.
I'm so busy in works after new year of 2013.
Definitely a great appetizer for my 2013.
I'm busy nowadays because I blog too much in 2012 for my fellow readers.
I wrote 97 posts in 2012, each of the post takes approximately 2 hours to complete, that's mean total 194 hours has been spent on my blog.
I worked 8 hours per day, 194 divide with 8 equals to 24.25 working days to write all the posts, meaning that I used 1/12 of my working days in a year for blogging.
According to anti corruption department in our country, if you use your working hour to do personal things like poo poo in office toilet, minum kopi, makan banana, stalk ppl in FB and blog ocipala things, it means that you are corrupted and your company can sue you for corruption.
This is a serious issue, I'm definitely committed in a serious crime.
I involved in corruption without my awareness, I'm a corrupted person, I'm so dirty.
I feel terribly sorry plus guilty for myself.
That's why...
I decide be more motivated...
Don't waste my time anymore.
I decide to spend more time on...
BLOGGING!!!!
and also take longer time to poo poo in workplace's toilet.
That's mean my company pay salary for my blogging and poo poo time.
Seems legit.
Have a Nice Weekend, my fellow readers (who I believe less than 5 ppl)!!!
-closedown-
Not in pinky health ,having a serious flu for few days and yet to recover.
I'm so busy in works after new year of 2013.
Definitely a great appetizer for my 2013.
I'm busy nowadays because I blog too much in 2012 for my fellow readers.
I wrote 97 posts in 2012, each of the post takes approximately 2 hours to complete, that's mean total 194 hours has been spent on my blog.
I worked 8 hours per day, 194 divide with 8 equals to 24.25 working days to write all the posts, meaning that I used 1/12 of my working days in a year for blogging.
According to anti corruption department in our country, if you use your working hour to do personal things like poo poo in office toilet, minum kopi, makan banana, stalk ppl in FB and blog ocipala things, it means that you are corrupted and your company can sue you for corruption.
This is a serious issue, I'm definitely committed in a serious crime.
I involved in corruption without my awareness, I'm a corrupted person, I'm so dirty.
I feel terribly sorry plus guilty for myself.
That's why...
I decide be more motivated...
Don't waste my time anymore.
I decide to spend more time on...
BLOGGING!!!!
and also take longer time to poo poo in workplace's toilet.
That's mean my company pay salary for my blogging and poo poo time.
Seems legit.
Have a Nice Weekend, my fellow readers (who I believe less than 5 ppl)!!!
-closedown-